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How often do you peeps get tested for STDs?

KillahBee

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For a lifelong single guy who treats condoms like kryptonite, I don't get tested NEARLY enough. I guess I quietly subscribed to the ignorance of "if I don't see physical symptoms, then I'm fine".

I'm going today, though. May God have mercy on me.
 
Get tested for the works at my yearly checkup. Even if I've had a steady boyfriend it's terrible waiting on the results.
 
yes us women have the yearly indignity, so may as well get it all done then.
 
KillahBee said:
For a lifelong single guy who treats condoms like kryptonite, I don't get tested NEARLY enough. I guess I quietly subscribed to the ignorance of "if I don't see physical symptoms, then I'm fine".

I'm going today, though. May God have mercy on me.
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May God have had mercy on you during all the instances of unprotected sex you had. It's not the test result that causes the disease.
 
You can't get Aids in Canada
 
If I were single and/or a player, I'd get tested all the time. No symptoms is meaningless, since things like herpes and AIDS don't show any symptoms until later on, if ever. I'm married and neither of us has ever cheated, and I get an AIDS test every 2 years or so when I update or renew life insurance. Otherwise, I've never had any STD tests unless they do them at a routine physical.

Charles
 
i don't think i've ever been tested... maybe for a work physical (don't remember) but my mentality is that i love surprises. life's a gamble!!

if i'm holding 2/5 off suit and the flop is 10,8,4 and turn is K. i'm going all in baby

yeah so i should probably get my pipe checked out huh?
 
Got tested when I found about what my ex was doing. The swab was horrible. The shittiest part was them calling me back to give the results and they followed with the "BUT... you could have genital herp or warts and not know it. You could be a carrier and have no clue if you'd spread it."

So I walked out with no piece of mind and a wang that had a q-tip stuck in the pee hole.
 
I could see the swab being horrible and invasive.
But imagine being spread-eagled in the stirrups while they go in, lube up, put what resembles a curling iron inside you to keep it open and CLIP a piece of tissue from inside you.
Pinch! Pinch!
"That wasn't so bad was it? Don't forget to come back next year".
Grim.
 
trex74 said:
But imagine being spread-eagled in the stirrups while they go in, lube up, put what resembles a curling iron inside you to keep it open and CLIP a piece of tissue from inside you.
Pinch! Pinch!
"That wasn't so bad was it? Don't forget to come back next year".
Grim.
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trex74 said:
I could see the swab being horrible and invasive.
But imagine being spread-eagled in the stirrups while they go in, lube up, put what resembles a curling iron inside you to keep it open and CLIP a piece of tissue from inside you.
Pinch! Pinch!
"That wasn't so bad was it? Don't forget to come back next year".
Grim.
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nobodys forcing you to do it. If its so terrible stay home.
 
I'm never having sex again. Q-tip in the peehole? And I thought a prostate exam was bad (what kind of doctor gives a 32-year-old a prostate exam?)
 
KillahBee said:
For a lifelong single guy who treats condoms like kryptonite, I don't get tested NEARLY enough. I guess I quietly subscribed to the ignorance of "if I don't see physical symptoms, then I'm fine".

I'm going today, though. May God have mercy on me.
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I cannot for the life of me understand how you could possibly do that. Pregnancy, disease or death *shudder*

I'm glad I'm married. Being a single person in this day and age would scare the shit out of me.
 
the contract says once every 6 weeks, but i get it done after each "taping weekend"

just me being too obsessive..
 
trex74 said:
I could see the swab being horrible and invasive.
But imagine being spread-eagled in the stirrups while they go in, lube up, put what resembles a curling iron inside you to keep it open and CLIP a piece of tissue from inside you.
Pinch! Pinch!
"That wasn't so bad was it? Don't forget to come back next year".
Grim.
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I indeed respect what the women have to go through. And for us men after a certain age, I don't know if it's as bad or worse, but having a Huge hairy finger up the rear, poking and shoving on the prostate to push fluid out, is not fun.

I've never had the test the other bros are talking about with a swab up the pee hole, but that sounds bad. Mine is pierced, and I know that the steel rod that they stick up there before doing the piercing, hurts more than the needle jabbing through the junk!

Charles
 
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RottenWillow said:
that's a knucklehead retort. It's an unpleasant decision responsible adults have to make.
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Think his point was "stop consistently calling out how terrible it is for women specifically. it ain't enjoyable for either sex.". At least the way I took it. But hey, I'm one of those "equal opportunity pain" types.
 
KillahBee said:
Think his point was "stop consistently calling out how terrible it is for women specifically. it ain't enjoyable for either sex.". At least the way I took it. But hey, I'm one of those "equal opportunity pain" types.
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ah, yeah that's a point there. probably as embarrassing, and more painful, to have someone stuff a q-tip up your jimmy.
 
some of you are idiots...

i dont fuck around anymore i stick with my only chic..

but when i did ...NO HEAD...no skin contact...no eatign pussy...been to the clinic to many times from dirty bitches..i used to have a hottie at the free clinic that did my dick swabbing but i never did hit on her considering she was always treating me...lololol

lol be safe folks...passing on a blow job or drunk sex is btter then getting burnt
 
HAYEZ said:
some of you are idiots...

i dont fuck around anymore i stick with my only chic..

but when i did ...NO HEAD...no skin contact...no eatign pussy...been to the clinic to many times from dirty bitches..i used to have a hottie at the free clinic that did my dick swabbing but i never did hit on her considering she was always treating me...lololol

lol be safe folks...passing on a blow job or drunk sex is btter then getting burnt
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And if you do, make sure you do it on credit so it's free, right?
 
RottenWillow said:
that's a knucklehead retort. It's an unpleasant decision responsible adults have to make.
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Perhaps these people who complain about shit should be thankful it's even available to them. I'm talking about paps, colps, colonoscopies, dre's, prostate exams, everything. Nobody is forcing anyone to do anything. And do you think your dr wakes up thinking I can't wait to peerinto mrs smiths taint today? Not a chance. Nor does he/she want to tickle mr smiths prostate or testicles. But it gets done, and it gets done well, because it's important.
 
they really jam a qtip in it???? thought it was a myth :( fuckers. my buddy went to get checked a few months ago because he noticed some "white heads" under the head of his cawk. he was sweating bullets like no other. turns out the dr said they aren't pimples their tiny cysts!? i don't think i could rock a cyst on my helmet. just in fear of the "what's that?" question and the possiblity of chix not believing. carrying around a test for proof would be a pain too.
 
nydj66 said:
The odds of getting HIV from giving head are so low they cannot even be calculated. Much lower then 1 in a million.
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Perhaps true - I don't know.

A friend of mine did get gonorrhea from a blowjob from a hooker. Doctor said she must have had gonnorhea of the throat.
 
Fuk getting tested i just spread the karma if i wake up one day with a bad cough and a sore cock i guess i'll go until then I'll keep spinning the roulette wheel
 
Waverly6969 said:
Perhaps true - I don't know.

A friend of mine did get gonorrhea from a blowjob from a hooker. Doctor said she must have had gonnorhea of the throat.
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I had a buddy the same thing happened to. Got the clap from a BJ and it was a girl I set him up with.
 
Is that site a joke? Surely it can't be real.

Sent from my SM-N900V using Tapatalk
 
Its real. I searched it on purpose bc I had run into someone like that a couple years ago and something trex said brought it up out of the dark of my mind

They are dead serious its not satire. The woman I ran into said that the exams were rape to her. Legit dead serious.
 
yeah, there's also the whole birth rape thing...and if you tell these kooks you had a perfectly normal, non traumatic birth in a hospital its like you spit venom in their face.

like I'm all for minimal intervention and really dont see anything wrong with a LICENSED midwife affiliated with a dr doing an "all things" normal type birth but that shits way outta hand. rape? really?
 
TableFun said:
I won't even post what I just typed. Fuck.
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Then our course is clear:

1) We must create board handles on that site.

2) We must both claim to be former OB/Gyn's who were trained in Catholic hospitals.

3) We need to claim to be members of a male-only secret society (we need a cool Latin name) formed by Pope XYZ in the 18th century to combat the rise of midwives and other females helping women give birth.

4) Our claim is that all male ob/gyns are forced to take a sacred oath to maintain the lie that women must be given pelvic exams and be assisted during childbirth.

5) Our real (secret) mission is to force women into sexually vulnerable positions in the name of health care, so as to perpetuate male dominance of women in society and particularly within the church.

6) We would like to reveal our true names, but the secret society would almost certainly kill us.

You go first, then I'll wait a week or so and say the same thing. We'll act like we've never met before and feed their paranoia.

Good times!
 
I watched that one lesbian bull dyke haircut having lady on msnbc last night and they were talking about that cartoon.


Im pissed cuz I just wanted to watch lockup and got stuck w/that shit instead.
 
mrplunkey said:
Then our course is clear:

1) We must create board handles on that site.

2) We must both claim to be former OB/Gyn's who were trained in Catholic hospitals.

3) We need to claim to be members of a male-only secret society (we need a cool Latin name) formed by Pope XYZ in the 18th century to combat the rise of midwives and other females helping women give birth.

4) Our claim is that all male ob/gyns are forced to take a sacred oath to maintain the lie that women must be given pelvic exams and be assisted during childbirth.

5) Our real (secret) mission is to force women into sexually vulnerable positions in the name of health care, so as to perpetuate male dominance of women in society and particularly within the church.

6) We would like to reveal our true names, but the secret society would almost certainly kill us.

You go first, then I'll wait a week or so and say the same thing. We'll act like we've never met before and feed their paranoia.

Good times!
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wtf kind of list is that shit? I take back what I said
 
That would be Rachael Madow.

I was forced to watch her for almost 30 full minutes today. It was awful.
 
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