how not to get laid

[the People's Champ]

yeah i'm a real hottie kev

thanks for editing babe

this is gwenyth paltrow playing me in "shallow hal"

whoa momma!!!

 

[kunta]

look at the backyard on her

 

[the People's Champ]

I am all bout the udders on that thing

 

[PinK233]

Meowwww.....that's a whole lotta woman

 

[smallmovesal]

z-u-l-u that's the way you say zulu

 

[WODIN]

HS, keep a bottle of Tums handy. It is amazing what these wonderful little chalky tabs can prevent.

 

[Taps]

Somehow, I thought this was applicable:
(thank God the image tags don't work)