How many partners have you had?

[biteme]

Sexually before this gets moved? I'm embarrassed to tell with women on the board.

 

[caligirl]

I'll listen, I'm here because I'm currently brain dead, so shine on.... whats the count?

 

[biteme]

I'll listen, I'm here because I'm currently brain dead, so shine on.... whats the count?

Check your karma.

 

[vansmack2000]

3

and its not 3/3 as the rule goes..

 

[wootoom]

partners sounds geigh

 

[biteme]

partners sounds geigh

chicks have u banged? Is that better?

 

[wootoom]

chicks have u banged? Is that better?

lol ya

 

[caligirl]

Check your karma.

so if the 3/3 rule applies then whoaaaaaa, you get a trophy

 

[biteme]

so if the 3/3 rule applies then whoaaaaaa, you get a trophy

What is that rule? Never heard of it.

 

[caligirl]

wait, wait, wait... the 3/3 for guys is -3 and girls it's +3, so your okay, no worries.

it's from American Pie

 

[wootoom]

good movie

 

[biteme]

wait, wait, wait... the 3/3 for guys is -3 and girls it's +3, so your okay, no worries.

it's from American Pie

I still don't get it damnit. Explain

 

[caligirl]

lets take the # 40 for example... if a guy say's 40 it's 3x less, a girl 3x more, viola.

 

[hammer37]

wait, wait, wait... the 3/3 for guys is -3 and girls it's +3, so your okay, no worries.

it's from American Pie

Actually it's the number of girls that guys claim they've slept with DIVIDED by 3 and the number of men that women say they sleep with TIMES 3.

 

[biteme]

lets take the # 40 for example... if a guy say's 40 it's 3x less, a girl 3x more, viola.

Ahhh. Thanks for shedding the light. LOL. I know guys that claim to have slept with 200-300 women. I don't believe them. That's like a whole town. I don't know why they'd want to admit to that many anyways. 50 is a buttload.

 

[caligirl]

Actually it's the number of girls that guys claim they've slept with DIVIDED by 3 and the number of men that women say they sleep with TIMES 3.

hahaha!! thank you very much! I knew it was something like that

 

[GoldenDelicious]

sluts, all of you

 

[rudeboyja]

I'm about Wilt Chamberlin minus 20K

 

[patsfan1379]

not one person answered

 

[gjohnson5]

I still don't get it damnit. Explain

I didn't watch that bullshit movie American Pie either...

 

[gjohnson5]

I'm about Wilt Chamberlin minus 20K

Wilt was Buck Wild

 

[DannoMight]

More than all the fingers and toes I have. I was also mangled in an accident so I don't have many flangies left.

 

[heatherrae]

I never slept with any partners at the firm and only one associate... ;-)

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I never slept with any partners at the firm and only one associate... ;-)

I would probably pay to see that sex scene.

 

[heatherrae]

I would probably pay to see that sex scene.

On the managing partners desk. Threw my panties on the sword of the swordfish that he had hanging on the wall behind his chair. That was awesome revenge defiling his desk that way. He came in the next morning and asked why his papers were all over the floor.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

On the managing partners desk. Threw my panties on the sword of the swordfish that he had hanging on the wall behind his chair. That was awesome revenge defiling his desk that way. He came in the next morning and asked why his papers were all over the floor.

Did you at least clean up the love juices or just leave em there on the desk and say someone broke in and spilled some Kaluhas...

 

[heatherrae]

Did you at least clean up the love juices or just leave em there on the desk and say someone broke in and spilled some Kaluhas...

I didn't clean up anything...LOL. He was a crazy bastard.

 

[bw1]

On the managing partners desk. Threw my panties on the sword of the swordfish that he had hanging on the wall behind his chair. That was awesome revenge defiling his desk that way. He came in the next morning and asked why his papers were all over the floor.

I'm at a loss for words

 

[-SD-]

approx 60-70

 

[biteme]

approx 60-70

How many of those were fat chicks?

 

[-SD-]

How many of those were fat chicks?

probably 15-20. Which still makes for more nonfat chicks than youve fucked.

 

[Wulfgar]

roughly 5-500
somewhere in there

 

[-SD-]

roughly 5-500
somewhere in there

so its 5 if you dont count the TV's. 500 if you count the TV's.

 

[cuthroat]

0...

 

[Wulfgar]

so its 5 if you dont count the TV's. 500 if you count the TV's.

exactly..
TV's are people too

 

[-SD-]

0...

Ummm, ok bro, you really need to get some help with that issue.

 

[cuthroat]

Ummm, ok bro, you really need to get some help with that issue.

Yeah, It makes me depressed.

 

[-SD-]

Yeah, It makes me depressed.

How old are you. If it makes you feel better my younger bro is 28 and still a virgin.

 

[cuthroat]

How old are you. If it makes you feel better my younger bro is 28 and still a virgin.

I am 20, that does make me feel a little better.

 

[-SD-]

I am 20, that does make me feel a little better.

You should also have solace in the fact you have no std or gotten anyone pregnant. Must always find good in bad situation.

 

[biteme]

probably 15-20. Which still makes for more nonfat chicks than youve fucked.

LOL. I'm laughing because you really think that.

 

[Wulfgar]

Whats wrong with fucking fat chicks??

 

[Phenom78]

Whats wrong with fucking fat chicks??

Fat Bottomed Girl Love

 

[Saintinistic]

This nice girl I was peeling on a friends couch told me I was #50. Seems when she started she went out and scored a new guy every saturday night. At the time i thought "what a whore" but you know I didnt stop till the money shot!

That was a good scrub in the shower after her.
p.s
when I didnt catch anything I went back for one more bang of her fine young booty.

I was averaging about 4 girls a year since 18 if you divide the age starting by bangs. best was two in a day. some of my friends had more than I have had now back when they were still in their early 20's. seemed they had better cars and more money. I have had more than candles on the cake, and thats all I worried about when chalking it up and making sure if I famined that the candles wouldnt catch up.

 

[BigRupe]

Ahhh. Thanks for shedding the light. LOL. I know guys that claim to have slept with 200-300 women. I don't believe them. That's like a whole town. I don't know why they'd want to admit to that many anyways. 50 is a buttload.

I have slept with MORE than that! Much more!

 

[biteme]

I have slept with MORE than that! Much more!

More than 300? Aw come. That's hard to believe. How many were prostitutes? Did you get a new one every week at the clubs?

 

[jambookie]

4 and i'm 31, but i was with the same girl for 13 years so i still got time to make it up to a bigger number, but dam wouldn't ya know it i dam well fell in love again. i hope that number never changes. ya i'm a puss i know.

 

[Cutiebaby]

4 and i'm 31, but i was with the same girl for 13 years so i still got time to make it up to a bigger number, but dam wouldn't ya know it i dam well fell in love again. i hope that number never changes. ya i'm a puss i know.

Not a damn thing wrong with any thing that you just said!

 

[biteme]

Not a damn thing wrong with any thing that you just said!

Yes there is. He needs to experience all there is to experience before he goes to prison (marriage).

 

[jambookie]

yeah already been married, but now i found the one that i'm going to spend the rest of my life with. it's fun when you find the person you just click with.