How many Elite laidies take it...

[Captain_insano]

In the Can? This is a serious question. My theory is if you aren't letting you man come through the backdoor how "Elite" can you really be?

So who has done it.

Who would try it?

Who doesn't have an open mind?

Please give an explanation of why you don't like anal sex.

Thank you,
Insano

 

[Shrebly]

Let's see how many reads this gets before someone has the guts to answer it.

 

[havoc]

Mods, could this be moved into the "ass raping" forum , thanks.

 

[Captain_insano]

Don't Move this thead!

 

[supersizeme]

i think that forum is already too full from all your threads to put anything new in there.

 

[WODIN]

I agree with Havoc...this need to go in the bunghole penetration forum as well.

 

[vixenbabe]

 

[Captain_insano]

Why are all these laidies so Timid? I am one of the nicest "ChickenHawks" you will ever meat.

Please just answer the god damn question!

 

[plifter]

Please learn how to spell "ladies". Sorry, but this is a very simple word to spell.

 

[The Shadow]

Please learn how to spell "ladies". Sorry, but this is a very simple word to spell.

Speaking of ladies who take it in the can...

 

[plifter]

Speaking of ladies who take it in the can...

Considering your name is cornhole, you must have been referring to yourself.

 

[rudedawg]

Please learn how to spell "ladies". Sorry, but this is a very simple word to spell.

Maybe it was a play on words.......same way he spelled meet "meat"

 

[Captain_insano]

Please learn how to spell "ladies". Sorry, but this is a very simple word to spell.

Thank you Rudedawg...Exactly a play on words "Laid"ies and "Meat".

Plifter don't you have a Chippendale costume to rent? LMFAO!!!

 

[Captain_insano]

Bump

 

[Milhouse]

Plifter don't you have a Chippendale costume to rent? LMFAO!!!

Fuck I just got that nighmarish picture out of my mind and my hard ons came back. Thanks alot.

 

[Captain_insano]

You Can't tell me that jenBflchick, Pumpgirl,mommakin, Vixenbabe, Slickassbiatch, smalls, and Sassy69 have no Response...What about you Natglutes?

 

[luv2workout]

I AM TOTALLY ELITE LUV IT!!!! Cum harder than ever!! Is that enough detail for ya, Captain??

 

[pigginsly]

LUVS,
Let my imagination run WILD!!!
I'll Be at Mardi Gras also this year for a photo shoot,
maybe I'll plan on having an Elite afterparty in
Louisiana?!?

 

[Captain_insano]

I AM TOTALLY ELITE LUV IT!!!! Cum harder than ever!! Is that enough detail for ya, Captain??

Wow, Now i see you in a totally different light.

 

[rudedawg]

well we know for sure that pumpgirl does

 

[luv2workout]

Wow, Now i see you in a totally different light.

Ummmm Is that a good thing or a bad thing???

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

hahaha, oh yeah, pumpgirl is naughty for sure, definitely without a shadow of doubt likes a "tool" in her ass.......hahahahahahahah.
Luvs, saw your pics the other day and I must say that I am now turned on that you take it in the ass!!! Are you a good little girl who tosses your mans salad as well??? Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

 

[luv2workout]

what does "tosses your salad" mean and then I will let you know...I will tell you that anything goes in our bedroom soooooo...yes I probly do it!

 

[xl]

i don't know if you ever saw southpark, but big gay al likes to toss salad daily! LMFAO

x

 

[luv2workout]

Nope never saw Southpark.....so he likes to toss his salad? He jacksoff??? is that what yall are asking me - do I jack him off?? Im a dumb blonde..LOL.....please explain!!

 

[Sassy69]

You Can't tell me that jenBflchick, Pumpgirl,mommakin, Vixenbabe, Slickassbiatch, smalls, and Sassy69 have no Response...

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... no response.

 

[Captain_insano]

Ummmm Is that a good thing or a bad thing???

Totally good baby! I wuv you.

 

[tripleV]

Honestly, NEVER have, don't get it really, don't think i'll ever. Guess Im not ELITE!

 

[luv2workout]

Captain....Im glad Im good w/you..thought I might have dissapointed the way you think about me..LOL!!!

Triple V - you wont ever "get it " until YOU GET IT (in the ass that is!!!) You missin out baby!!!

 

[tripleV]

thats what PG said also....maybe you gals can esplain!

 

[luv2workout]

I will explain in detail by PM, not on here...but all the explaining in the world wont do justice until you actually DO it!!! one more tip - you need a man - the plastic sux, btw...its just not the same,IMO ..PG may differ w/me on that one....I'll pm you later, k?

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

hmmmm, luvs doesn't know what the "salad toss" is..........hey c'pn, you want this one bro???

 

[luv2workout]

NO, I DONT KNOW....IVE LED A VERY SHELTERED LIFE!!! NOW DO PLEASE TELL!! DONT MAKE ME BEG.......

 

[pumpgirl]

ummmmmmmmmmmm

thats vulgar, dirty, and unnatural....totally against my upbringing......
THATS WHY I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

'nuff said?

 

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

my roomate takes it in the butt...she's hot

 

[Captain_insano]

hmmmm, luvs doesn't know what the "salad toss" is..........hey c'pn, you want this one bro???

I'll sum it up for her bro thanks, Luvs "Tossing salad" may have different meaning to some but i always thought of it when a chicks gives you a "Rimjob" ie. licking the asshole...is that good enough explaination or is it more detailed than that.

and Luvs i am sure you do it anyway.

 

[luv2workout]

Insano,

you guessed right on that one. my hubby is a clean finatic which is always nice thanks for letting me in on that one.....how do they get "tossing the salad" out of a rimjob???

 

[xl]

luv2workout - it's pretty sick girl!

first anal action (tossing the Salad before you eat it) then bust the nut! after that it's time to eat the salad (the oozing rim-job)

x

 

[sheez_ripped]

i answered this already...in another thread...

luvs...i'm with ya babe...lost on the salad....

ok...there's two different answers on salad toss....so what is technically correct....enquiring minds wanna know!!

 

[NY Muscle]

ok id expect AZIAREIGN to be the first one to admit to this, come on now, where is she?
now theres a classy broad!!

lol

 

[crash3837]

luv2workout are you the same female that has previously posted a lot of answers we've (guys) had about anal?
Are you the same female that gave the vivid instructions the other week?

 

[AziaReign]

WOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO,.................a request for mua??? Well, I could be rude seeing as how you make me sound like a whore NY, but.............well..........hmmmm.

Geez, y don't you ask Pauly this for me? Yes, we have...........no, not too often (its special!).......I gave the booty to him for the first time on my birthday.........and no, I don't mind it, I don't hate it, but the girls have to admit that at first it hurts, but then its not too bad!

Does that answer your question??

 

[luv2workout]

Crash.....I dont remember...sorry...must have been another one of our "elite anal whores"

Azia - your right it does hurt at first...the anal hole takes some stretching but the only way to stretch it is to use it...buy some Anal Eze...this should help you out - till you get to where you gotta have it there!!! I saw your pics - your a crazy girl so it shouldnt be long...you'll be an anal addict!!!!! haha

maybe im too old but "tossing the salad" just doesnt make sense to me!

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

luvs, it makes perfect sense darling.......trust the Bastard!!!!!

seriously though, it started out as a prison slang term which we have Chris Rock to thank for bringing this term out into the mainstream......but it is just a plain ole rimjob. Good to hear you're already performing this on your man, shows what a good girl you are!!!!

ps. Try keeping a straight face next time you're at an Italian restaurant and the waitress comes by and asks if you want her to toss your salad.........of course this had to happen to me with my two best friends sitting across the table giving me that teary eyed shit-eatinggrin-ready to bust out----face. Not erupting in laughter was probably the hardest self control I've ever had to impliment.

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

bump for more good little girlies who take it up the ass!!!

 

[Captain_insano]

where are my backdoor girls?

 

[Gear Monster !]

You guys are making me so hot.....

Whew.......wish I was home right now....instead of at work.....

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

bump

 

[Captain_insano]

bump for the backdoor whores..

 

[tbro]

my roomate takes it in the butt...she's hot [/QUOTE


i think all women should make anal sex mandatory on the first date....hell even before dinner on the first date

 

[o`boy]

Re: ummmmmmmmmmmm

thats vulgar, dirty, and unnatural....totally against my upbringing......
THATS WHY I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

'nuff said?

............ well spoken sis

 

[angel_eyes]

Love it up the ass, have to have it that way all the time.

Ladies, try to open your minds first, then your ass.

Trust me, it's fucking great up the ass, a far more instense orgasm.

I will take it that way any and every day.

 

[Lady_Sheena]

I love it....Very erotic...

 

[power_up2]

try some of that stay hard stuff to help num the a-hole. I used it and it was smooth stroking from there.

 

[power_up2]

is anal better than having someone fick there tounge on your clit, while stroking two fingers in and out of your socking wet puss???

 

[Lady_Sheena]

is anal better than having someone fick there tounge on your clit, while stroking two fingers in and out of your socking wet puss???

Nope, not that good!

 

[luv2workout]

is anal better than having someone fick there tounge on your clit, while stroking two fingers in and out of your socking wet puss???

I'd say MOST definately!!!

 

[gymratess1]

All I know is in the ass is AWESOME!!! Luv it. Slow at first then all the way faster, deeper, and harder. Oh my, I could lose it right now. You all have me so HOT over here. As far as the rimjob--it's the best. Pleasing my man so out of his mind like that, WOW. Gets me excited just thinking about it. Wish I had a man here right now.

 

[Captain_insano]

Hey Toga22, Venus!, Nicolepap, Nightfly, and Sheez_ripped...do you take it in the ass? i know smalls does.

 

[venus!]

I'd like to remain mysterious on this one!

 

[toga22]

Hey Toga22, Venus!, Nicolepap, Nightfly, and Sheez_ripped...do you take it in the ass? i know smalls does.

LOL...Wow, questioning the groupies!!! What will be next!!

I am not much for kiss and tell... So, I guess you are just going to have to find that bit of information out on your own!!

 

[Captain_insano]

LOL...Wow, questioning the groupies!!! What will be next!!

I am not much for kiss and tell... So, I guess you are just going to have to find that bit of information out on your own!!

Score!

 

[angel_eyes]

Re: YUM!

All I can say to that luvs baby is YUM YUM YUM..........with a rim job to boot!

I am in complete agreement
YUMMY

 

[alexiarenee]

I am very openminded, and I have done it a few times, but it just doesnt feel good to me!!
After the inital excrutiating pain went away, it just felt like I needed to use the bathroom!!!!!
I wish I could get pleasure out of it because it would be nice to spice it up some more.

 

[angel_eyes]

Re: Re: YUM!

I am in complete agreement
YUMMY

Still yummy, love it!!

 

[firewitch]

I am very openminded, and I have done it a few times, but it just doesnt feel good to me!!
After the inital excrutiating pain went away, it just felt like I needed to use the bathroom!!!!!
I wish I could get pleasure out of it because it would be nice to spice it up some more.

No one has ever talked me into it, although I am also very openminded.....had a finger once or twice in the ass and even that was too much, made me feel as alexi describes.....

....except once. Had a b/f who wanted the vibrator in his hole, but the stink was a total turn-off for me