I ain't knocking it, fo sho. It just never did much for me.
The first time I ever did it was with a waitress from Mohegan Sun. SUCH good sex. (2 kids, age 22, no doubt). She had never done it before and hinted to wanting to do it with me eventually, once she trusted me.
We were in the midst of probably the greatest sexual experience of my life - it was my birthday, we went to Mohegan for some drinks and way too many rails. Then drove back to her place. It was one of those "ripping each other's clothes off on the way to the front door" type of nights. We fucked for close to 5 or so hours. We stopped counting at her 11th orgasm. She was a squirter too (and had leather couches!) so the place was like a waterfight warzone. Broken coffee table, holes in the walls, etc. She kept her boots on the entire time, which I found very cute (she knew I loved those boots). At one point she was on her back on the couch and I was on the floor, spreading her open, giving her everything I had, sweat dripping off me onto her naked body. She looks up and grunts "fuck my ass" to me. Everything was so goddamn slippery I put it back in her hooha for a second - she grabbed my cock, ripped it out of her, screamed "I said fuck my ass!" at me and slid it inside her poop tube.
Good times. Fuck, that girl was fun. She passed out once cause I choked a little too hard. Wonder what her 2 daughters are like today.....
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