How long has it been since you had sex

[Scotsman]

who? you and I???
believe me, if you haven't gotten out of alaska for the woman you love, you'd be mega disappointed if you left it for 6 hours of boredom with me.

I'm sure I could swat those moobs around for 6hours and not stop being amused by it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[StickFigure]

I'm sure I could swat those moobs around for 6hours and not stop being amused by it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

LOL! WERD!!!

 

[Scotsman]

LOL! WERD!!!

I might get lockjaw from doing the motorboat too much.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[StickFigure]

I might get lockjaw from doing the motorboat too much.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

You motorboatin' son of a bitch you!!

 

[Scotsman]

You motorboatin' son of a bitch you!!

You have no idea.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[fistfullofsteel]

sex???? what is sex????

 

[StickFigure]

You have no idea.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I don't know why, but that was really funny, I can't quit laughing.

 

[Scotsman]

I don't know why, but that was really funny, I can't quit laughing.

I don't really even like big boobs, but everytime I see them I want to dive in and do the motorboat because I find it to be the funniest thing ever.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[StickFigure]

I don't really even like big boobs, but everytime I see them I want to dive in and do the motorboat because I find it to be the funniest thing ever.

Cheers,
Scotsman

your killin me smalls!! Funny thing is i think the same way. Really don't need the real bigguns but they sure are fun!!

 

[stilleto]

LOL... you two are making my spew my coffee in laughter.

and by 'coffee' I mean 'vodka'.

and by 'laughter', i mean 'drunken stupor'.