how i know the world rights itself

[KillahBee]

the one time i'm actually trying to make an honest motherfucking attempt at being an actual true boyfriend, the fucking 10 that i've been trying to bag for MONTHS wants to fuck.

god is a smart woman/man/goat.

fuckmesideways

 

[EnderJE]

Relationship fail

 

[mustang_00]

she has herps

 

[-SD-]

Cash that check rob

 

[grubd]

stay faithful

 

[Dial_tone]

She's cheatin on you, bro!

 

[bruce9241]

Yea hit that shit and film it. You never know if she'll ever become famous and blackmailable.

 

[KillahBee]

godddamn fuck me.

i have NEVER worked a girl like i did tonite. i'm talkign 3 straight hours of kust me and her. insane. and GOT IT. one of the ffew girls i doubted i could get

CASH THAT CHECK!!!!

 

[swole]

fuggin barista poobah slut

 

[KillahBee]

lolllzcat

looking thru text messages and she said "I'm not intimidated by your cocky, unable-to-commit ass".

fucki'mhardcum

 

[-SD-]

lolllzcat

looking thru text messages and she said "I'm not intimidated by your cocky, unable-to-commit ass".

fucki'mhardcum

Time for that bitch to CASH THAT CHECK

 

[ceo]

godddamn fuck me.

i have NEVER worked a girl like i did tonite. i'm talkign 3 straight hours of kust me and her. insane. and GOT IT. one of the ffew girls i doubted i could get

CASH THAT CHECK!!!!

I never doubted you for a second bro!!!!!!!1

 

[bakemeacookie]

How do we know she's not fat?

c

 

[KillahBee]

I never doubted you for a second bro!!!!!!!1

i couldn't have done it without you, playa. *heartz*

 

[KillahBee]

shocking - she's got daddy issues, had eating/body issues a few years ago and has nice ol fake titties.

this chick may be wifey.

 

[-SD-]

You mean shes youre future ex wife, rob

 

[KillahBee]

there is NOTHING better than a chick with a 10 body who views herself as fat and disgusting.

 

[jnevin]

 

[Lambruh]

good guys never finish first, ring her upski or regret it at 40