How fooked up are you.......?

[Whiskey]

I did once try to stick my pecker in a vacuum cleaner, but it wouldn't fit. So I took an oil funnel out of my shed, "already lubed with oil" and stuck the small end in the vacuum. Well, after I eased the tip of willy in there, it immediately sucked me into the funnel. OUCH. They cut the funnel off in the emergency room. All the blood rushed to the head of my penis and it wouldn't come off

Whiskey

 

[Becoming]

I did once try to stick my pecker in a vacuum cleaner, but it wouldn't fit. So I took an oil funnel out of my shed, "already lubed with oil" and stuck the small end in the vacuum. Well, after I eased the tip of willy in there, it immediately sucked me into the funnel. OUCH. They cut the funnel off in the emergency room. All the blood rushed to the head of my penis and it wouldn't come off

Whiskey

holy fuck that is awesome. but you didn't phrase it in the correct form.

alex, what parting gift do we have for him?

(Jk bro, awesome fucking story)

 

[HiDnGoD]

I pissed on his wife ^^^

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I pissed on him.j/k