How do you react when your 9 yr old proclaims "I know what a boner is"

[Smurfy]

Jesus christ.

I just told him to "yeah. ok, sit down". that's all I could think to say to that. wtf.

 

[Cal_21]

I had my first boner @ 9 yrs old...or was it 8

 

[Cal_21]

But I didn't know wtf it was and i was scared i was dying.

 

[jestro]

Your kids only 9?

And btw, quick checking out the kids boner crazy lady.

 

[Smurfy]

I dont know if he has actually had a boner (omgwtfdontwannaknow) but he knows what the word means according to him.

we happened to hear it on that show "two and a half men"

 

[nimbus]

i would make a thread and eat a bunch of cake

 

[Smurfy]

i would make a thread and eat a bunch of cake

well Im halfway there
no cake here
wtf

 

[all the whey]

It means you don't have to worry about him fucking with your husband's skateboard wheels anymore.

 

[needtogetaas]

The way he is pounding that thing. I hope he dose know what it is.

 

[EnderJE]

you can thank god that he doesn't say 'i know where it goes too...'

 

[jack sparrow]

Just be happy and pray that Lummy soon makes the same discovery.

 

[needtogetaas]

Just be happy and pray that Lummy soon makes the same discovery.

Right.

 

[blueta2]

Kids are sweet eh

 

[txbondsman]

I have a 10 year old, when he was about 6-7, he say, "Loook Daddy, it's sticking out!" and laugh. I always told him that was OK, but keep it covered up, nobody was to see it but him. If my son said that to me now, I'd just make shure that he did know what it was and that he had the correct meaning, not something that he heard that was false.

 

[all the whey]

Kids are sweet eh

 

[blueta2]

LOL............u r funny

No this kind of sweet

 

[PICK3]

I finished my first rehab at 9

 

[jackangel]

i'd have to post about it on my favourite fitness site. or, you know, the shitty one i'm used to.

 

[calveless wonder]

have sex with lumberg



(where's my k at?)

 

[mountain muscle]

You should have asked him to show you.

 

[bw1]

hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha

 

[blackhawk60]

He is trying to assert his dominance. It is a power play. You need to punch him in the throat immediately, then stand over him and taunt him while he tries to breath. Works every time.

 

[GUARDIAN]

lock him in his room with porno.....jk

 

[roadwarrior]

Jesus christ.

I just told him to "yeah. ok, sit down". that's all I could think to say to that. wtf.

Smurf... I've got 9yo triplets. The 2 boys have recently discovered that Mr. Winkie does tricks. Once I found out, I sat them down and explained puberty, the basic physiology of the mail body and the most basic info on procreation without details of the sex act. We will continue this dialog. They found most of the discussion very funny as 9yo will do when they are embarrased by a subject. I ws dreading the day but it did not go bad. I've also had the drugs and alcohol discussion. At least round 1.

I'm letting my wife handle my 9yo daughter and her 5 yo sister.

S

 

[Smurfy]

Smurf... I've got 9yo triplets. The 2 boys have recently discovered that Mr. Winkie does tricks. Once I found out, I sat them down and explained puberty, the basic physiology of the mail body and the most basic info on procreation without details of the sex act. We will continue this dialog. They found most of the discussion very funny as 9yo will do when they are embarrased by a subject. I ws dreading the day but it did not go bad. I've also had the drugs and alcohol discussion. At least round 1.

I'm letting my wife handle my 9yo daughter and her 5 yo sister.

S

yeah we havent had the masturbation talk but he also knows what it is because he heard a reference to it on tv and started being all "ewwww. did you hear that mom. he said masturbation" but i neglected to get into a conversation about it lolloll.
he understands pregnancy but we havent had the sex talk or even discussed the basic act. i want to wait until he is older.

 

[bw1]

Did you tell him you love boners?

 

[heatherrae]

What's a boner?

 

[BNG]

If your not up front with your kids, they'll get their info from somewhere else. It may be a bit uncomfortable but better off you than him going to school asking friends.

 

[Burning_Inside]

NEO:"I know kung fu!"

MORPHEUS: "Show me."

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL@ "the masterbation conversation"... you think he hasn't been pullin on his pud since he first found it when he was a baby?!

Tell him he can ask you anything he wants to know about his body and talk openly. The first time is always the hardest but once you realize that the earth will not open up and swallow you whole it becomes A LOT easier. Just wait till he has sex ed and asks you, "Mom, what is a venerial wart and what is anal sex?"



Seriously, it ain't that big a deal.

 

[roadwarrior]

yeah we havent had the masturbation talk but he also knows what it is because he heard a reference to it on tv and started being all "ewwww. did you hear that mom. he said masturbation" but i neglected to get into a conversation about it lolloll.
he understands pregnancy but we havent had the sex talk or even discussed the basic act. i want to wait until he is older.

TV has defnitely accelerated the maturation of our kids. I never thought I'd have that talk at 9 but they were ready for it though I'm sure the testicles are not fully functional yet. I covered it in broad terms so they understand procreation not sex. Very different! We've left sex as something for a later time but the dialog is open. My wife and I believe in open communications with the kids. We encourage them to come to us about anything and we try not to be judgemental or to laugh at them so they keep coming to us.

 

[Phaded]

i started jerking off around 10