How do I get my girl to let me do anal on her??

[dzuljas]

This pisses me off, I wanna fuck my girl in the ass but she is not having it.....any techniques?? please chime in ladies!!

 

[ohashi]

Roofies are your only option.

 

[mystique]

Maybe if you'll let her stick it up your ass then she'll let you do the same.

 

[DJ_UFO]

I have the same fantasy...and my wife has alays denied any chance to have someday anal sex...but at the beginning i even couldn't touch her pooh tang...now after 2 years at least i can lick it...and she likes it...i think it is some kind of knowledge, confidence, and other weird things...you know..WOMEN.

 

[canadianhitman]

Get her drinking shots and doubles....she'll loosen up considerably.

 

[ZKaudio]

start boning doggystyle... then give her the ole' "oops"

 

[SoKlueles]

start boning doggystyle... then give her the ole' "oops"

that is not even funny. I had that done to me before and it hurt so bad i cried....you would prob get ur ass kicked off the bed just like getting kicked by a donkey hehehe that would be funny tho..
Natural reaction....kick his ass

 

[onerepmaximum]

start boning doggystyle... then give her the ole' "oops"

Not a good idea. I did that to a girl one time (on accident) and she shit the bed. It was not a great experience.

 

[dzuljas]

Not a good idea. I did that to a girl one time (on accident) and she shit the bed. It was not a great experience.

LOL jesus man that is gross

 

[HS Lifter]

Oops I crapped my pants.

 

[CaseyDaTriple]

Just tell her straight up, it's either the
brown-eye or the curb. If she can't tolerate a
little pain for your satisfaction, she ain't worth
havin around. Move on. I mean,
Why live your life deprived, this isn't a practice
run..it's the real thing and you don't get another
chance when you are dead. Enjoy it.
Plenty of other chick's around that'll
take it balls deep in the pooper.

 

[bigsonrising]

I LIKE THIS GUY~~~!!!
Couldn't have said it better myself

 

[onerepmaximum]

LOL jesus man that is gross

You have no idea. I was at a friends condo in Panama City, FL. I had to get up at 2:00 and wash the sheets.

 

[CaseyDaTriple]

You have no idea. I was at a friends condo in Panama City, FL. I had to get up at 2:00 and wash the sheets.

I would have left the sheets on the bed and washed
myself instead. But that's just me.

 

[fsupat70]

any woman that does not let me butt fuck her is not worthy of my penis

 

[mystique]

She's probably scared that it'll hurt, you might "break" something in there, or she'll shit on you or the bed. Try to reassure her that gays do it all the time and they don't have any problems with their asses. You pestering her is not going to help any because she'll just get defensive. Remember that when she agrees to do anal, she's in control, NOT you. If she still doesn't want to do this after what you've told her, then either you have to decide if she's important enough to you to stay with her sans anal or not. Remember women have been told that they shouldn't like sex too much or they're "whores" so you have to remind yourself how her pysche is.

Did you want to try anal on yourself too? That sounds like fun.=)

 

[Longhorn85]

Try to reassure her that gays do it all the time and they don't have any problems with their asses.

You mean, other than AIDS.

 

[BileStew]

Roofies are your only option.

Or ether...

 

[slobberknocker]

Alcohol.

 

[ZKaudio]

yah... my friend was boning some chick in our hotel room and she somehow got shit all over the bed..


take heed next time u stay at mondrian

 

[PolishHammer1977]

ask her

 

[Gymgurl]

ask her

Hey thanks again for setting up a workout for me based on what I was already doing. It has made a difference and the ideas that you had are workingout great! Thanks again for taking the time!!