How do I get my girl to let me do anal on her??

[CaseyDaTriple]

Just tell her straight up, it's either the
brown-eye or the curb. If she can't tolerate a
little pain for your satisfaction, she ain't worth
havin around. Move on. I mean,
Why live your life deprived, this isn't a practice
run..it's the real thing and you don't get another
chance when you are dead. Enjoy it.
Plenty of other chick's around that'll
take it balls deep in the pooper.

 

[bigsonrising]

I LIKE THIS GUY~~~!!!
Couldn't have said it better myself

 

[onerepmaximum]

LOL jesus man that is gross

You have no idea. I was at a friends condo in Panama City, FL. I had to get up at 2:00 and wash the sheets.

 

[CaseyDaTriple]

You have no idea. I was at a friends condo in Panama City, FL. I had to get up at 2:00 and wash the sheets.

I would have left the sheets on the bed and washed
myself instead. But that's just me.

 

[fsupat70]

any woman that does not let me butt fuck her is not worthy of my penis

 

[mystique]

She's probably scared that it'll hurt, you might "break" something in there, or she'll shit on you or the bed. Try to reassure her that gays do it all the time and they don't have any problems with their asses. You pestering her is not going to help any because she'll just get defensive. Remember that when she agrees to do anal, she's in control, NOT you. If she still doesn't want to do this after what you've told her, then either you have to decide if she's important enough to you to stay with her sans anal or not. Remember women have been told that they shouldn't like sex too much or they're "whores" so you have to remind yourself how her pysche is.

Did you want to try anal on yourself too? That sounds like fun.=)

 

[Longhorn85]

Try to reassure her that gays do it all the time and they don't have any problems with their asses.

You mean, other than AIDS.

 

[BileStew]

Roofies are your only option.

Or ether...

 

[slobberknocker]

Alcohol.

 

[ZKaudio]

yah... my friend was boning some chick in our hotel room and she somehow got shit all over the bed..


take heed next time u stay at mondrian