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How do I "fail" a testosterone test ?
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needtogetaas
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Yeah, those are the places that are getting shut down all the time. Not so sure id want my info stored there.
needto, pretty sure i took birth control once. it was either that, or X.
i was at a strip club in canada with a couple buddies hammered after winning a few hundred dollars last year.
there was this sexy russian chick with blonde hair and this raspy russian voice. she kept saying my name and ticking my chin. she went upstairs. i saw a pill on the stage and i guess i grabbed it (only remember bits and pieces, i was blacked out). buddies told me not to take the fucking pill. they told me i said, "you only live once" in a slurred voice and swallowed it.
i tried following the russian but she was upstairs and the bouncer told me to go up there. so i go all the way in the back and there is like 10 naked strippers in a room and this one tells me to get the fuck out. i tell them the bouncer let me in and i was looking for the russian, but she kept hitting me and yelling. so we left. we went out to eat and i guess i asked the waitress for 4 more large pizzas (was at 5am). i gave her my card. my buddy told me he grabbed it and said he doesn't want anything. I was completely gone now. dont remember a thing, but cousin said i threw down my wallet and said, "if i want a FUCKING PIZZA i get it. if i WANT 4, or 5 or 6 i GET them now!" and everyone was fucking looking at me. my cousin then said i cried. then in the car cousin was sleeping. i was COMPLETELY out of it. didn't feel drunk, just mind fucked. cousin said i pissed up in the air in the passenger seat of the car and kept saying "five dollars", five dollars.
he told me i pissed myself and i told him i saved both their lives by doing it. was normal in the mourning.
So what was this? birth control and alcohol? X and alcohol (unlikely).
moral of the story: never take a pill from a stripper. EVER. even when blacked out.
so as you see im against BC.
iggy
i was at a strip club in canada with a couple buddies hammered after winning a few hundred dollars last year.
there was this sexy russian chick with blonde hair and this raspy russian voice. she kept saying my name and ticking my chin. she went upstairs. i saw a pill on the stage and i guess i grabbed it (only remember bits and pieces, i was blacked out). buddies told me not to take the fucking pill. they told me i said, "you only live once" in a slurred voice and swallowed it.
i tried following the russian but she was upstairs and the bouncer told me to go up there. so i go all the way in the back and there is like 10 naked strippers in a room and this one tells me to get the fuck out. i tell them the bouncer let me in and i was looking for the russian, but she kept hitting me and yelling. so we left. we went out to eat and i guess i asked the waitress for 4 more large pizzas (was at 5am). i gave her my card. my buddy told me he grabbed it and said he doesn't want anything. I was completely gone now. dont remember a thing, but cousin said i threw down my wallet and said, "if i want a FUCKING PIZZA i get it. if i WANT 4, or 5 or 6 i GET them now!" and everyone was fucking looking at me. my cousin then said i cried. then in the car cousin was sleeping. i was COMPLETELY out of it. didn't feel drunk, just mind fucked. cousin said i pissed up in the air in the passenger seat of the car and kept saying "five dollars", five dollars.
he told me i pissed myself and i told him i saved both their lives by doing it. was normal in the mourning.
So what was this? birth control and alcohol? X and alcohol (unlikely).
moral of the story: never take a pill from a stripper. EVER. even when blacked out.
so as you see im against BC.
iggy
Djimbe
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Stay up all night drinking,show up late and answer every question with ( I rule)Or d for multiple choice
No really though if you are a die hard and really want to fail. Birth control for a week before (yup I said it),drink like a fucking fish the night before,eat as little as you can 2 days before all the way up to the test,get as little sleep as you can, and I think thats it.
Pretty much treat your body like shit add in some birth control lolol. HA become a school girl for a week.
Umm , I know this may sound silly , but what/ how much to drink ? I never (and I mean NEVER) drink - Im about 420 lbs right now - and how many BC pills/duration ?
Djimbe
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Hey if you know of any I live in the 18102 zipcode !
814twEakin.com
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Taking birth control pills works for a fact. I took 2 ortho-tricycline the night before my blood test, my count was 43! Supposed to be between 250-1000. My doctor was like um have you ever taken testosterone before and stopped, and I was like no why and he said because I am extremely low especially for a 23 year old lol. I got put on AndroGel but need to know how to ask him to switch me to injectable. Also he is going to retest me in 6 weeks so I guess I need to take at least 1 again so he doest say what the heck is going on here lol.
perryscoon
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Just run a cycle and don't do any pct, do lots of cardio and drink. Don't lift anything heavy and don't sleep much. Maybe listen to some barbara strisan and watch lifetime for a week. Or masterbate to gay porn. That should make u nice and girly for your test.
needtogetaas
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Fuck I tell you guys everything don't I... OK OK this is a easy one.
Go buy a bottle of Dermacrine<<<<----- click the link and buy it when they have it back in stock on a few days...
Ya take the dermacrine and rub a but load of it all over your chest,back,arms,neck and upper body.. Then you go right to the tanning both and sit in that fucker for as long as you can stand it. 5-10 mins. Or if its a nice hot sunny day go right out side and spend a hour or two tanning in the sun... Tanning bed works better though...
What will happen is you will get a nice bad ass rash with in a day max. it will burn a bit and itch and it will be red.
soon as you get the rash call up the doctor and make them see you that day or the next. You walk in tell the doc hey man I was loving the androgel and how it made me feel. I love having my test levels back BUT!!!!!!!!!!! god damn check out this nasty rash this shit is giving me. Ya got anything else?????
Now this may work with androgel to. I do not know. The doc may also ask if you been in the sun? NO I LIVE IN THE DARK. have you come in contact with something new.
NO I live a structured life and I do the same thing every day.
DO not ask for the inject just ask him for something else that does not give you a rash...
The doctor will then be able to write in his little records book rhat androgel gave you a rash and now he has reason to give you the injects. you gave him a reason, you did not ask him for it and everyone goes home happy.
