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i took one of my wifes birth control pills on accident a few years ago cause she left one on the shelf and it looked just like my lowpressor. man that shit made me feel all fuckin weird for a little while.
How do I "fail" a testosterone test ?
- Thread starter Djimbe
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jonny jacked
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take a lot of juice. don't do any PCT. Go get tested.
aquarius21
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doing any anabolics will not help... especially testosterone or dianabol.
dianabol's half-life is 4-6 hours, but elimination time is 4-5 weeks.
my testosterone level was in mid range (590ng/dL) once,
and i did the same test once 7 days after taking 5mg dianabol,
and it came back 1160nd/dL.
if you do any anabolics (testosterone based) few weeks before testing, your testosterone level will probably come back elevated.
after all i have had really shitty lifestyle last year for a few months (due to working too much and sleeping 3-4 hours).
i felt like crap after a while and went for a testosterone test
and it came back hardly in normal range - totally low (350 ng/dL)
So this might be the best solution for you.
Get trashed with some alcohol few days in a row before, and sleep as less as you can, and avoid cholesterol which is neccesary for testosterone production.
That should do the job.
dianabol's half-life is 4-6 hours, but elimination time is 4-5 weeks.
my testosterone level was in mid range (590ng/dL) once,
and i did the same test once 7 days after taking 5mg dianabol,
and it came back 1160nd/dL.
if you do any anabolics (testosterone based) few weeks before testing, your testosterone level will probably come back elevated.
after all i have had really shitty lifestyle last year for a few months (due to working too much and sleeping 3-4 hours).
i felt like crap after a while and went for a testosterone test
and it came back hardly in normal range - totally low (350 ng/dL)
So this might be the best solution for you.
Get trashed with some alcohol few days in a row before, and sleep as less as you can, and avoid cholesterol which is neccesary for testosterone production.
That should do the job.
A few things will destroy test and gh levels when doing blood work...if you want to intentionally lower your test results...
1. Alcohol. Go out and get really drunk.
2. Lack of sleep. Stay out late getting really drunk.
3. Dehydration. Stay out late getting really drunk and dont drink any water that night or the next morning.
4. Avoid working out for a few days prior. Working out, specifically muscular stress, causes your body to release more test and gh.
This should get your where you need to go without taking birth control pills or beating off 9 times a day.
1. Alcohol. Go out and get really drunk.
2. Lack of sleep. Stay out late getting really drunk.
3. Dehydration. Stay out late getting really drunk and dont drink any water that night or the next morning.
4. Avoid working out for a few days prior. Working out, specifically muscular stress, causes your body to release more test and gh.
This should get your where you need to go without taking birth control pills or beating off 9 times a day.
partagus
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NO BEATING OFF! No SEXUAL RELEASE! Let it all build up. The more you cum, the more test you produce.
partagus
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exactly!!!!
needtogetaas
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lmao
