How do I approach older women for sex?

[MarthaStewart]

pants down, penis out, arms akimbo and flailing like a monkey

 

[ajtomasi]

Older women are supposed to want to fuck young men, or so I'm told; and I hear quite a few of you talk about scoring some older poon and was wondering if you had a technique I could borrow.

The thing is, I don't want any 50 year olds. I'm thinking early 40's as the oldest. I see these 30 something year old anchor ladies on tv doing the news and I'd really like to have sex with them.

But I don't want any married women. Maybe some single moms that only want to score.

Plus I never want to see them again after I fuck them.

thanks in advance for any help.

 

[vixenbabe]

Splash a lilttle Metamucil behind your ear's....

 

[anabolicmd]

Every town has few bars and clubs known for such hookups, ask a cabdriver. Remember, you still have to "act" mature, older women dont want some kid sucking their tit making ma-ma and gurgling sounds.

 

[from zero]

Show them your avatar. Surely, they will flock to you with vivid, glorious memories of NWA and Funkmaster Flex.

Chicks love Funkmaster Flex.

 

[Scarlett33]

Splash a lilttle Metamucil behind your ear's....

Ok here is my advice. Just go in to a nursing home activity room, find the most alert looking woman there, walk up to her and say,"hey granny wanna take a ride on the love donkey?" piece of cake

 

[big4life]

Offer to help them across the street and once you are in the middle of the intersection, just ask them.

 

[from zero]

Every town has few bars and clubs known for such hookups, ask a cabdriver. Remember, you still have to "act" mature, older women dont want some kid sucking their tit making ma-ma and gurgling sounds.

Dammit. Time for a new strategy.

 

[Y_lifter]

Ask them out...

 

[ajtomasi]

First off. I clearly said, no "OLD CHICKS".

I'm talking thirty years old here people.