How do I approach older women for sex?

[FatRat]

Supermarkets, that should be your hunting ground! During the day for Mums, evenings for professional chicks. Then you just have to strike up conversation across the frozen pea counter..

 

[curling]

Supermarkets, that should be your hunting ground! During the day for Mums, evenings for professional chicks. Then you just have to strike up conversation across the frozen pea counter..

No not the pea counter. Hang out at the cucumber section and hunt for the smallest one(you know like sweet pickle size) and then tell the older chick that your cucumber is bigger then this one.

 

[from zero]

Y?
ddi]Originally posted by curling [/i]


No not the pea counter. Hang out at the cucumber section and hunt for the smallest one(you know like sweet pickle size) and then tell the older chick that your cucumber is bigger then this one. [/QUOTE]

lol. Funniest curling post ever.

 

[FatRat]

Oh man, sweet, you've done this before!!!

 

[spike1205]

no its from animal house

 

[curling]

no its from animal house

Hey it in not in the same form as animal house. He picked out a good size cucumber and he didn't say the like the sweet pickle size either. So it was modified by me.

 

[machaveli]

just let them know what time it is.....be straight with them

 

[MarthaStewart]

How did I get to be the owner of this?

This board is a well oiled machine.

 

[big_bad_buff]

How do I approach older women for sex?

I heard this is a great way to approach a women for sex

http://pcmedics.net/shooters/images/robber 2.gif

 

[MarthaStewart]

Uh you want older women for sex?

I guess I can't argue with that.

but I didn't start this thread, even though the board seems to think I did.