How do I approach older women for sex?

[MarthaStewart]

pants down, penis out, arms akimbo and flailing like a monkey

 

[ajtomasi]

Older women are supposed to want to fuck young men, or so I'm told; and I hear quite a few of you talk about scoring some older poon and was wondering if you had a technique I could borrow.

The thing is, I don't want any 50 year olds. I'm thinking early 40's as the oldest. I see these 30 something year old anchor ladies on tv doing the news and I'd really like to have sex with them.

But I don't want any married women. Maybe some single moms that only want to score.

Plus I never want to see them again after I fuck them.

thanks in advance for any help.

 

[vixenbabe]

Splash a lilttle Metamucil behind your ear's....

 

[anabolicmd]

Every town has few bars and clubs known for such hookups, ask a cabdriver. Remember, you still have to "act" mature, older women dont want some kid sucking their tit making ma-ma and gurgling sounds.

 

[from zero]

Show them your avatar. Surely, they will flock to you with vivid, glorious memories of NWA and Funkmaster Flex.

Chicks love Funkmaster Flex.

 

[Scarlett33]

Splash a lilttle Metamucil behind your ear's....

Ok here is my advice. Just go in to a nursing home activity room, find the most alert looking woman there, walk up to her and say,"hey granny wanna take a ride on the love donkey?" piece of cake

 

[big4life]

Offer to help them across the street and once you are in the middle of the intersection, just ask them.

 

[from zero]

Every town has few bars and clubs known for such hookups, ask a cabdriver. Remember, you still have to "act" mature, older women dont want some kid sucking their tit making ma-ma and gurgling sounds.

Dammit. Time for a new strategy.

 

[Y_lifter]

Ask them out...

 

[ajtomasi]

First off. I clearly said, no "OLD CHICKS".

I'm talking thirty years old here people.

 

[FatRat]

Supermarkets, that should be your hunting ground! During the day for Mums, evenings for professional chicks. Then you just have to strike up conversation across the frozen pea counter..

 

[curling]

Supermarkets, that should be your hunting ground! During the day for Mums, evenings for professional chicks. Then you just have to strike up conversation across the frozen pea counter..

No not the pea counter. Hang out at the cucumber section and hunt for the smallest one(you know like sweet pickle size) and then tell the older chick that your cucumber is bigger then this one.

 

[from zero]

Y?
ddi]Originally posted by curling [/i]


No not the pea counter. Hang out at the cucumber section and hunt for the smallest one(you know like sweet pickle size) and then tell the older chick that your cucumber is bigger then this one. [/QUOTE]

lol. Funniest curling post ever.

 

[FatRat]

Oh man, sweet, you've done this before!!!

 

[spike1205]

no its from animal house

 

[curling]

no its from animal house

Hey it in not in the same form as animal house. He picked out a good size cucumber and he didn't say the like the sweet pickle size either. So it was modified by me.

 

[machaveli]

just let them know what time it is.....be straight with them

 

[MarthaStewart]

How did I get to be the owner of this?

This board is a well oiled machine.

 

[big_bad_buff]

How do I approach older women for sex?

I heard this is a great way to approach a women for sex

http://pcmedics.net/shooters/images/robber 2.gif

 

[MarthaStewart]

Uh you want older women for sex?

I guess I can't argue with that.

but I didn't start this thread, even though the board seems to think I did.

 

[curling]

How did I get to be the owner of this?

This board is a well oiled machine.

Uh you want older women for sex?

 

[ajtomasi]

How did I get to be the owner of this?

This board is a well oiled machine.

You've High Jacked my Thread

 

[BonerBoy]

Ok cool, this is what I do

I take some viagra and then I will aproach these women with this big huge boner and Invite them back to my place

Don't laugh, it works!