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Tried it one time, got it in for 2 seconds, she yelled, been out of the question ever since....help. 
How Can I Get The Wife Down With Backdoor Pokin'?
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Plenty of drink, lots of lube, and start long stroking the pink from the back. Pull out a few times and on the third or four reenty... hit the brown eye!
Plan B. You know the wrestling move, the full nelson, I call it the bulldog nelson. Put her in the full nelson, bend her over the bed and give it hell like a couple of yard dogs!
Tell me if plan B works for you. I haven't ever got the nerve up to try it. Sonething about the Bobbit lady... Kim would make her look like the tooth fairy!
Plan B. You know the wrestling move, the full nelson, I call it the bulldog nelson. Put her in the full nelson, bend her over the bed and give it hell like a couple of yard dogs!
Tell me if plan B works for you. I haven't ever got the nerve up to try it. Sonething about the Bobbit lady... Kim would make her look like the tooth fairy!
I think, before u try this on ur gf or wife, that you get that position worked on u first to see if u can handle it and if it hurts just poking it in......if it doesnt hurt, then go for itSFCSNOW said:
if it does
then rethink plan B
my ex did that once, he just tried putting it in, hurt like shit......freakin made me cry. He said he wouldnt do that again
I was joking about the Plan B thing! My wife says the drink and lube works, not me. She tried sneeking a tongue into the forbin place during a nice relaxing massage. I like to have crawled through the headboard.
Some girls in the past asked for it, some completly won't go for it.
Some girls in the past asked for it, some completly won't go for it.
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SoKlueles said:my ex did that once, he just tried putting it in, hurt like shit......freakin made me cry. He said he wouldnt do that again
I've never understood how people can just "put it in". My ex is the only person I've ever done anal with, but man it always took time and patience to get it in initially. And even after it was all in I had to take it slow and easy for awhile to let her get used to it. If I would have ever just tried to put it in I would have broken my dick in half, not to mention killer her in the process.
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jenscats5
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You gotta do it slowly & take your time..... a few drinks doesn't hurt + lots of lube....
One thing that helps is, once you get it in, stop & just be still while still in..... it helps to get her used to your dick being in there & gives it some time for the pain to stop....
But the idea of building up to it with fingers, etc is a good one -- you can't just go from nothing in the ass to a dick without some prep work....
One thing that helps is, once you get it in, stop & just be still while still in..... it helps to get her used to your dick being in there & gives it some time for the pain to stop....
But the idea of building up to it with fingers, etc is a good one -- you can't just go from nothing in the ass to a dick without some prep work....
Snarling Force
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I'm in the same boat. Used some Astroglide and got it in for a sec but it tore her up bad and she was crying. Now its out of the question for her. What makes this especially hard, is about 6 years ago, we used to do it all the time. Then for some reason, I lost interest in it and stopped until just recently so its like starting back from square one. I'm trying the finger technique. We will see. The urge to want to do this with me comes and goes though from time to time, so either I'll get this going, or the desire will fade before it happens. I'm on right now, and for some reason the test always draw me neigh unto the anus.
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Snarling Force said:
Exactly!! My hubby stopped wanting to do it for awhile....and it all closed up....LOL.... I don't have any desire to restart the whole process again, cuz it hurt like a sonofabitch the first time....
Dekaxx
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Seriously, One thing i found that really helps is get a latex glove, the other type if your lady is intolerant to latex. Put a glove on one hand and when your down there munching the kitty really get into what your doing, long slow licking and spend some time work that ass with your tongue for awhile this will help your girl to get comfortable and like the feeling of something going in her ass. When you start with a finger while your eating the kitty don’t jab it in there at first just rub and stroke some at first and use just a little teasing pressure and just gradually work the tip in. The closer you are able to work her to orgasm from giving her oral the more receptive her ass will be to penetration with one finger and when she actually cums you can gently try to slip a second finger in there and the added stimulation should give her a different kind of intense orgasm she has never experienced before. I never expect to get the chance to penetrate the ass the first session but I believe the first step is to get her used to and liking the added stimulation of your fingers for awhile before you try too slide your manhood in her especially if your blessed more than the average bear.
Another thing to keep in mind is to tell your girl after she has gotten comfortable with the idea of anal that it helps to push to make the bunghole relax and do expect to get it all the firt attempt it takes awhile for a lot of women to get to where they can do that without the major pain from things not being ready
Another thing to keep in mind is to tell your girl after she has gotten comfortable with the idea of anal that it helps to push to make the bunghole relax and do expect to get it all the firt attempt it takes awhile for a lot of women to get to where they can do that without the major pain from things not being ready
The Angry Mule
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Lmfao,but yes I agree plenty of booze get her super horny and see if you can slip one past the goal keeper.SFCSNOW said:
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