how can i calm myself???

[jubei]

Army of darkness with the guy with the chainsaw hand? That movie is the shizzzzzznit. I love the part where he splits in two and starts singing "I'm the goody two shoes". LMFAO.

 

[Spartacus]

Just be yourself and let things happen the way they do. Sex is always strange with a new person the first time anyway. If she likes ya she will just go with the flow.

Sade's "never as good as the first time" got it wrong..I find its usually best about the 5-7th time..still fresh and now you two have had some experience together so the comfort factor has set in..plus you know a bit about their likes and dislikes..so here is some advice too..don't sweat the early encounters..class is in session

 

[BileStew]

Army of darkness with the guy with the chainsaw hand? That movie is the shizzzzzznit. I love the part where he splits in two and starts singing "I'm the goody two shoes". LMFAO.

Jubes,

Yep, that's the one. It was on TNT last night and I have it on DVD. I have seen it probably, 50+ times. I never get sick of it.

My two favorites lines are:

In the beginning when climbs out of the pit and taunts the villagers and King with:

"Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about 109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!"

And when the chick he is interested in turns into that disgusting looking demon and she says:

Her: You found me beautiful once.
Him: Honey, you got real ugly.

LOL, I'm cracking up just thinking of that movie. I need to watch it again when I get home.

 

[BileStew]

Here you go Jubes, I found it for you....

Bad-Ash: I'm bad Ash and you're good Ash. You're a goody little two-shoes. You're goody little two-shoes, goody little two-shoes... hahaha.
Ash: Good...bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

 

[BileStew]

And another of him talking to the witch when she grabs his shotgun;

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

 

[Spartacus]

beatin' on that Olds with their swords

 

[RottenWillow]

Sade's "never as good as the first time" got it wrong..I find its usually best about the 5-7th time..

Damn you're the shizznit. You must be the first guy I've ever seen to quote a Sade song, especially one of the tracks that didnt ever get airplay. Great video for that song too.

 

[RottenWillow]

Wimp...

Army of Darkness rules !!!

Evil Dead parts I & II were pretty good but A of D was just plain dumb.

 

[BileStew]

Evil Dead parts I & II were pretty good but A of D was just plain dumb.

Trip on some acid, watch it again and then get back to me with a synopsis.

 

[RottenWillow]

Trip on some acid, watch it again and then get back to me with a synopsis.

Well I just got my 2 year chip in NA so I dont see that happening.