How Big is your Cock, IQ, Salary, and How many people have you slept with

[fistfullofsteel]

my cock is average
my iq is average
salary is never enough
i slept with 112 Llamas
my car is american made
my bench is impressive according to everybody at the gym


sorry no numbers will be provided. use your imagination. ok, don't do that; i don't want you to commit suicide.

 

[Code]

If I were to state my salary(S), penis size(P) and IQ(I) I would do so in relation to yours(Y) and it would like this:

S = *2Y
P = *2Y
I = *2Y

 

[The Dude]

7,128,>30,too few...but quality counts

 

[magdelana]

Cock size = does not apply
IQ = dont know or care
Salary = zero at the moment
Seks
partners = not going to mention it again!

 

[Norman Bates]

How big is your cock? - Germany is such a cold country...
IQ? - Who takes IQ tests seriously? I´ve scored from 110 to 130
Salary? - i have no taxable own income
People? - Not enough

 

[Warik]

If I were to state my salary(S), penis size(P) and IQ(I) I would do so in relation to yours(Y) and it would like this:

S = *2Y
P = *2Y
I = *2Y

Why in prefix notation, though?

-Warik

 

[Robert Jan]

I`m 7"3, 500 lbs 4% bf.
My raw lifts are
bench 900 lbs
deadlift 1200 lbs
squat 1400 lbs

I piss petrol and i shit cement.
My cock is about 13" long
My IQ is 246 (average of 6 different tests)
I drive a limo version of a hummer, with the front seat removed so i can sit on the back and stretch my legs and arms.

For breakfast, typically id eat about 10 full ostridge eggs, a cow. a tree and 2 litres of olive oil

i eat about 10 meals a day, all somewhat like that one.

I make about 3000.000.000 dollars a year

 

[nclifter6feet6]

LMAO at robert jan

 

[solidj55]

Cock-about 5 inches soft, 5 and half hard, this honesty I tell ya, oh yea I shave my pubes to make it look bigger too.

IQ-dont have a clue, probably low.

Girls notched in the head board of my bed is only three, two white chicks and one black chick. One was 20, one was 18, and one was 23.

I drive a Jeep.

 

[WODIN]

IQ - Up there
Salary low six fig.
Cock - 8.5.
People Slept with - 70 - 80 +
Arms 21.5 / 23-24 pumped
Cars...Daewo Sedan & a Dodge Carvan.