What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a scottish farmer?
The Rolling Stones sang, "Hey You, Get Off of My Cloud" and scottish farmer says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe."
The trouble with cows is that you have to jump out of the wheel barrow and run all the way around front to kiss 'em.
I say if they boys are going to put their life on the line protecting our liberties, let them fuck dogs. What the hell do I care.