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Hooray for Friday!!! Post up you fools.

I have serious insomnia right now. It's 5am and I still haven't slept at all. :(

Oh and pics of hair and new glasses. :qt:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Smurfy said:
What's on your agenda for this weekend? I'm excited about the Pro Bowl but also tomorrow Im getting my hair did and new glasses.
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You're getting your hair did?........ Mich is working late and working from 5 a.m to midnight tomorrow (drill team competition), so I'll be alone most of the time. I think I can stay out of trouble.
 
Making a nice dinner tonight, basketball in the morning and then two parties tomorrow night so I need to buy an engagement present.
 
Finish this first articles To add to my book. Start working on my new spring menu. Few
business calls. If my new business account card comes in then I got some other things to do,and thats about it.
 
I dont understand engagement parties. They're so excessive IMO. Hell, the SHOWERS are excessive IMO. Why not just have the wedding and people can give gifts there? Why do couples also need engagement parties, and wedding showers (multiple showers usually)? greed. that's why. I find it appalling. And stupid.

Just like people who have a baby shower everytime they're pregnant. i can see having a shower for the first child, but why do you need numerous showers? you dont. again, it's greed.

and then there's the whole "house warming party". in other words, "bring me presents just because I moved into a new place". that's ludicrous and greedy IMO. Ive never been to one and I never will. It's gay. And stupid.

Great, not I'm all pissed off. lol
 
Smurfy said:
I dont understand engagement parties. They're so excessive IMO. Hell, the SHOWERS are excessive IMO. Why not just have the wedding and people can give gifts there? Why do couples also need engagement parties, and wedding showers (multiple showers usually)? greed. that's why. I find it appalling. And stupid.

Just like people who have a baby shower everytime they're pregnant. i can see having a shower for the first child, but why do you need numerous showers? you dont. again, it's greed.

and then there's the whole "house warming party". in other words, "bring me presents just because I moved into a new place". that's ludicrous and greedy IMO. Ive never been to one and I never will. It's gay. And stupid.

Great, not I'm all pissed off. lol
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But they serve cake!!!
 
Smurfy said:
yeah but i cant get away with just showing up, giftless, eating cake and then leave. although perhaps I should try that?
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Just be the asshole that gives the empty card. Lmao I love being that guy. To make it even more funny make the card on the comp so its free.
 
Smurfy said:
I dont understand engagement parties. They're so excessive IMO. Hell, the SHOWERS are excessive IMO. Why not just have the wedding and people can give gifts there? Why do couples also need engagement parties, and wedding showers (multiple showers usually)? greed. that's why. I find it appalling. And stupid.

Just like people who have a baby shower everytime they're pregnant. i can see having a shower for the first child, but why do you need numerous showers? you dont. again, it's greed.

and then there's the whole "house warming party". in other words, "bring me presents just because I moved into a new place". that's ludicrous and greedy IMO. Ive never been to one and I never will. It's gay. And stupid.

Great, not I'm all pissed off. lol
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I totally agree.
 
needtogetaas said:
Just be the asshole that gives the empty card. Lmao I love being that guy. To make it even more funny make the card on the comp so its free.
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I buy the cheap cards at the dollar store.
 
Smurfy said:
I'm not classless.
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Ill only do that when I know I was only added to the guest list for the gift count
padding. I know who wants me there and who is just adding padding.

Btw you calling me classless. Fred the Baker :)
 
Smurfy said:
yeah but i cant get away with just showing up, giftless, eating cake and then leave. although perhaps I should try that?
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A decent party and a good piece of cake is worth a $8.00 toaster from Wal-Mart :heart: (Always remember it is the thought that counts!)
 
Pro Bowl = horrible.

If all works out as planned, I will spend the majority of this weekend under the sun, sweating away my sins and catching up on some reading. I need to work on my bike too.
 
Smurfy said:
what - is the pro bowl not this weekend???
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The Pro Bowl is not an enjoyable event. It is meaningless and it is like rubbing salt in the wound that is called NWS (NFL withdrawal syndrome). :(
 
Obama and Hillary are here in Maine....so I'll be disconnecting the phone to avoid the fucking political donation calls.

Watching NASCAR on Sunday....
 
I'm gonna mix up some meth, dress up in a red fishnet bodystocking, and drive around town on my bike and look for some action.
 
getting a mini makeover....

pale as hell for living in miami, my eyebrows look like they're a living organism, and i need a haircut.

plus i havent been to the gym in 2 weeks. muscles looking flat as hell


can finally chill out from work and focus on myself
 
Smurfy said:
What's on your agenda for this weekend? I'm excited about the Pro Bowl but also tomorrow Im getting my hair did and new glasses.
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You should get that super short FuckMe hurr cut again.
 
KillahBee said:
Eh, I travel every few weeks. Wouldn't be fair to him/her.
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Get one of those little foofie dogs that you can carry around in a dog purse. Or just get huge and carry a Rodesian Ridgeback in a huge dog duffle bag.
 
jnevin said:
Get one of those little foofie dogs that you can carry around in a dog purse. Or just get huge and carry a Rodesian Ridgeback in a huge dog duffle bag.
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I think we all know which option is more viable, here.

If I did get a dog, I'd have to get a smaller one given my living situation. Not a gay one though. Is there such a thing as a masculine smaller dog? Bulldog? Pug?
 
Smurfy said:
I dont understand engagement parties. They're so excessive IMO. Hell, the SHOWERS are excessive IMO. Why not just have the wedding and people can give gifts there? Why do couples also need engagement parties, and wedding showers (multiple showers usually)? greed. that's why. I find it appalling. And stupid.

Just like people who have a baby shower everytime they're pregnant. i can see having a shower for the first child, but why do you need numerous showers? you dont. again, it's greed.

and then there's the whole "house warming party". in other words, "bring me presents just because I moved into a new place". that's ludicrous and greedy IMO. Ive never been to one and I never will. It's gay. And stupid.

Great, not I'm all pissed off. lol
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I agree.

But, I enjoy going and mocking everyone.
 
biteme said:
I buy the cheap cards at the dollar store.
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2 for a dollar bro!!!!
 
I'm dropping my hubby off at the Columbus airport tonight. I'll be meeting up with friends for dinner afterwards. Bri is wanting to stay overnight so she can swim at a hotel;sounds like a good plan to me.

Saturday I am taking Brianna ice-skating with her soccer team. I have NOT been on ice-skates in prolly five years so this ought to be good.


I'm not doing crap on Sunday! I need a day where brushing my teeth is the only thing I do for myself. Can you say lazy? Sounds like another prefect plan IMO.
 
needtogetaas said:
Ill only do that when I know I was only added to the guest list for the gift count
padding. I know who wants me there and who is just adding padding.

Btw you calling me classless. Fred the Baker :)
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I think needto goes to parties to push Dermacrine.


"Here sir! I can make you feel better. Let me rub this on you."
 
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calveless wonder said:
getting a mini makeover....

pale as hell for living in miami, my eyebrows look like they're a living organism, and i need a haircut.

plus i havent been to the gym in 2 weeks. muscles looking flat as hell


can finally chill out from work and focus on myself
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You better figure out a way to get to the fucking gym atleast 3 times a week.
 
vixensghost said:
I'm dropping my hubby off at the Columbus airport tonight. I'll be meeting up with friends for dinner afterwards. Bri is wanting to stay overnight so she can swim at a hotel;sounds like a good plan to me.

Saturday I am taking Brianna ice-skating with her soccer team. I have NOT been on ice-skates in prolly five years so this ought to be good.


I'm not doing crap on Sunday! I need a day where brushing my teeth is the only thing I do for myself. Can you say lazy? Sounds like another prefect plan IMO.
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Uttt OHHHH

Where is your husband flying to?
 
jnevin said:
Vegas and then Thailand.
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A little earlier than I thought.

He gets done with his Doctrate in April. (that she is paying for)

So, he is probably laying some ground work for when he flies the coup.
 
KillahBee said:
I think we all know which option is more viable, here.

If I did get a dog, I'd have to get a smaller one given my living situation. Not a gay one though. Is there such a thing as a masculine smaller dog? Bulldog? Pug?
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pugs are the shit!!!

get a pug
 
vixensghost said:
LOL


He's going to LA.


Jnevin- He passed up a trip to Thailand after he came back from China a few months ago. :)
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I bet he has business cards made up already saying "Dr.".

That shit goes over big in LA.
 
KillahBee said:
I think we all know which option is more viable, here.

If I did get a dog, I'd have to get a smaller one given my living situation. Not a gay one though. Is there such a thing as a masculine smaller dog? Bulldog? Pug?
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I think those little bulldogs are great. Mini bull terriers are cool too. About the same as a bulldog with a head the size of 1.5 footballs.
 
all the whey said:
I bet he has business cards made up already saying "Dr.".

That shit goes over big in LA.
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Jesus, dare I even admit this?......I'm having some realllllly nice ones made for him at the printer's now. lol I'm NOT kidding.

I'll hold off on having the new home address stamp made, just in case he decides to pack up and leave me. Feel better?
 
vixensghost said:
Jesus, dare I even admit this?......I'm having some realllllly nice ones made for him at the printer's now. lol I'm NOT kidding.

I'll hold off on having the new home address stamp made, just in case he decides to pack up and leave me. Feel better?
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Don't give them to him!!!!!

Send them to me. I will use them. :evil:
 
im getting pissed tonight
 
Wootoom said:
im getting pissed tonight
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Pissed as in getting drunk?

Or, Pissed as in getting mad?
 
jnevin said:
Pissed as in golden shower.
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Oh shit!

That reminds me I have a date tonight. :heart:
 
KillahBee said:
Pro Bowl = horrible.

If all works out as planned, I will spend the majority of this weekend under the sun, sweating away my sins and catching up on some reading. I need to work on my bike too.
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Hit me up for pizza bitch!
 
KillahBee said:
I think we all know which option is more viable, here.

If I did get a dog, I'd have to get a smaller one given my living situation. Not a gay one though. Is there such a thing as a masculine smaller dog? Bulldog? Pug?
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min pin?
 
Stefka said:
min pin?
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minature pinchers are about just as gay a pomeranian or chiwauwa.
although when me and my ex had a pom, i carried that dude around like a son. he was the shit, best personality i've ever seen on a dog

my roomates have a minature pincher. most annoying fuckin dog in the world. i wanna punt it

it tries to come into my room all the time to steal socks and poop.

i keep my door closed at all times
 
KillahBee said:
Minature anything is gay.
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Not true. I've seen dudes pull off the mini dog thing before. I was on a plane once where a dude pulled a mini dog out of his duffel bag...it looked like a squirrel. I thought the chick sitting next to him was gonna get down in the aisle on her crotch and start grinding her way towards the cockpit like a cat in heat.
 
After my triumphant < 2hrs of sleep I had lunch with friends and am now going to the gym to do squats.

In case anyone actually cares.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
I think I'm gonna go play with my little nephew. That boy thinks I hung the moon.
 
Taxes. May or may not go out depending on how much I owe. I'd like to see a huge snow storm if I end up owing much.
 
Dial_tone said:
You should get that super short FuckMe hurr cut again.
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actually it's just about to my chin now in a bob i really like it this length. b ut the back still isnt grown out from being spiked. oh man i need a color job BAD
 
We're having a farting contest. I'm winning tonight... Mine are superceding hers.. My stomach is torn up. Must have eaten something bad.
 
biteme said:
We're having a farting contest. I'm winning tonight... Mine are superceding hers.. My stomach is torn up. Must have eaten something bad.
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you know Ive never ever farted in front of any SO i've ever had. and I was with my 1st husband for 10 yrs. Ive been with Lumberg for almost 4 yrs. I just find that to be not ladylike and I have very good manners (lol).
 
Don't know what I am doing, and don't care. I get to sleep in a little bit later tomorrow, that is all that matters. LOL
 
Smurfy said:
you know Ive never ever farted in front of any SO i've ever had. and I was with my 1st husband for 10 yrs. Ive been with Lumberg for almost 4 yrs. I just find that to be not ladylike and I have very good manners (lol).
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How do you hold it in without blowing up? Also do you ever squeeze them out silently and hope they don't smell or that he won't notice? Blame it on the dogs? My mom has 3 dogs so I never have to worry at her house... I guess we're like children over here.
 
biteme said:
How do you hold it in without blowing up? Also do you ever squeeze them out silently and hope they don't smell or that he won't notice? Blame it on the dogs? My mom has 3 dogs so I never have to worry at her house... I guess we're like children over here.
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sometimes when he's out of the room or downstairs I do and I hope he doesnt come near me lollollolol

shut up. i dont fart.
 
Smurfy said:
sometimes when he's out of the room or downstairs I do and I hope he doesnt come near me lollollolol

shut up. i dont fart.
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LOLOLOLOL.... I let one out at the grocery store the other day and figured by the time I got back to the car the smell would be gone... When we got in the car my stepdaughter said, "What's that smell?". Didn't know it would follow me. I blamed it on something else (which makes me a liar)... Gross i know. Protein powder sometimes does that to me.
 
biteme said:
LOLOLOLOL.... I let one out at the grocery store the other day and figured by the time I got back to the car the smell would be gone... When we got in the car my stepdaughter said, "What's that smell?". Didn't know it would follow me. I blamed it on something else (which makes me a liar)... Gross i know. Protein powder sometimes does that to me.
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lol it always follows. you know this.
 
Smurfy said:
What's on your agenda for this weekend? I'm excited about the Pro Bowl but also tomorrow Im getting my hair did and new glasses.
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Fuck yeah its friday. I am going to chill out the whole weekend. I will be on extended work shifts all next week. Its going to suck really bad. :evil:
 
Smurfy said:
Im downing a SFRB and chillin on the couch.
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What is a SFRB?
 
Smurfy said:
Sugar free Red Bull

you betta ack like u know!
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That is what I thought it was.

But, I was confused why you would be drinking Sugar Free.
 
all the whey said:
That is what I thought it was.

But, I was confused why you would be drinking Sugar Free.
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i eat/drink lots of sugar free/fat free stuff.

SFRB
FF cheese
sugar free pudding
sugar free popsicles
sugar free jelly
sugar free or light syrup
skim milk
sugar free gum
 
Smurfy said:
you know Ive never ever farted in front of any SO i've ever had. and I was with my 1st husband for 10 yrs. Ive been with Lumberg for almost 4 yrs. I just find that to be not ladylike and I have very good manners (lol).
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I recommend that you go ahead and rip off a good one the next time you guys are getting cozy by the fireplace watching a DVD. See how he reacts. Sure, it is bad manners in public, but hell, if you can't totally relax at home with your SO, what's the point? Besides, my mother taught me that it is okay if you can't help it, but you should say, "excuse me". My hunch is that you will blush and giggle but find it liberating.

Mind you, I am not saying have a contest or do them on purpose like biteme, but if you have a raging gas bubble working its way down your intestinal tract, let it go.
 
Longhorn85 said:
I recommend that you go ahead and rip off a good one the next time you guys are getting cozy by the fireplace watching a DVD. See how he reacts. Sure, it is bad manners in public, but hell, if you can't totally relax at home with your SO, what's the point? Besides, my mother taught me that it is okay if you can't help it, but you should say, "excuse me". My hunch is that you will blush and giggle but find it liberating.

Mind you, I am not saying have a contest or do them on purpose like biteme, but if you have a raging gas bubble working its way down your intestinal tract, let it go.
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I dont think I can do that. lumberg wants me too though. he thinks it would be cool if I felt comfortable enough to do so. but i cant.
 
Smurfy said:
I dont think I can do that. lumberg wants me too though. he thinks it would be cool if I felt comfortable enough to do so. but i cant.
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Come on, show your love. Fart for your man!
 
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