hittin' on girls in the gym

[andezzz999]

This is a funny topic. My wife and I are pretty regular at our gym except my wife goes in the early AM and I go in the late PM (working the schedule around the kids). Anyway, on weekends we go in together, although, we both do our own things. One day, one of the guys I see in the evening comes up and starts chating about all the hot girls on the weekends and points to my wife and says "i'd like a piece of that"! I said, "ya, she's hot, i'm going to ask her out". The guy is like, bullshit! So I so up to her, start talking then rubbing her ass then I get a little kiss and he is shitting his pants. Before I leave, she walks up to us and says to me, "lets get going, I don't want to waste the whole day here", I look at my friend and say "wish me luck"!

I latter told him that she was my wife but for a day he thought I was a god!

 

[Friscochick]

I say hit on them! LOL, i cant not stand when guys stare at me constantly, and never say shit.. One time, this guy would look at me so much, i couldn't take it no more.. i went up to him and said "hello my name is ....., you sure like to stare.. Do you want to tell me your name?? LOL needless to say, whatever he had in mind was thrown out the window for being a goof!

 

[vinylgroover]

Women go to the gym to be picked up. the greatest misconception is that they are there to workout.

 

[Friscochick]

Women go to the gym to be picked up. the greatest misconception is that they are there to workout.

Hey babe! I'm there to workout actually! *sticking ass out* SEE!

 

[vinylgroover]

Hey babe! I'm there to workout actually! *sticking ass out* SEE!

I can see it. Mind if i *grab it*

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

I like a guy that offers to unload heavy plates or spots for me... a guy that just blatently hits on me is such a turnoff.

 

[vinylgroover]

I like a guy that offers to unload heavy plates or spots for me... a guy that just blatently hits on me is such a turnoff.

Let me get that for you baby. Oh by the way, would you be interested in anal sex after your workout.

 

[Friscochick]

I can see it. Mind if i *grab it*

of course! Squeeze away!

 

[vinylgroover]

of course! Squeeze away!

Already did I also slipped the tongue in ever so quickly while you weren't looking

 

[gonelifting]

"drop a 40 lb dumbbell on her foot. She will probably need to go to the hospital to have it put in a cast, offer to cut your workout short and drive her there."

ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY??? "Offer to cut your workout short"?