Washboard abs = cool!
Chisled back = cool!
Chest you could hold your gloves with = cool!
Big-ass arms = cool!
Big-ass quads/calfs = cool!
Hell... I even think abs + gi-joe muscle is fair game (no dicks, please).
Seeing a guys ass in an avatar = UNCOOL!
I'd like to hear what the guy has to say, but I can't handle seeing a guys ass in my face at 4:00 am each morning when my insomnia wakes me up. For now I just have to use the ignore feature.