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Hey natglutes, you once asked what my favorite sex toy would be??????
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satanic goatslayer
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You know the panties are going to be flying your way when she sees this.
Boob Lover II
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Natglutes...I'm a big, strong guy.
Let me assure you that I could carry you around.
Let me assure you that I could carry you around.
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All us guys at Elite thank you for the compliment Natglutes. But I for one prefer endorsements after a trial run.
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Probably the one where you said, "EF guys are the best." 
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Wow...I was stirring my protein shake and almost spilled it. I have seen your photos and so I got excited and went to Travelocity where I book all my flights. I have no idea what rates are to Toronto...ok I'm a little optimistic. Now they require passwords etc. just to log in. I can hardly ever remember passwords...I have so many for so many things. OK...I'll run as fast as I can!
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How did you know that I need all the protein I can get? My lifestyle consumes a LOT of protein. I've been running since this morning and have only made it to Limon, CO. About 1% of the distance to Toronto. Guess that I should have tried to crack the code at Travelocity. Bound to be exhausted by the time me legs get me to Toronto otherwise. Let me think here, Toronto and Natglutes and exhaustion before I arrive? Nah...I'll crack the code!
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Uhhhh........OK! I've got a lot of work today, one of my old clients came back. So I think I better get this code cracked....right now.
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Ahhhh.........I did it! I can go to Toronto twice a month. I've heard that city is a great time...I was already wanting to go! I'm going to Florida 3 times by Haloween...I love South Beach and naked women in body paint. Love to travel.
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Yep...Florida is LOADED with beautiful women which we both love. I was thinking hard of moving to Miami last year but I have too many good things going in Denver. Besides I become crazed with lust by the sea air and the sexy women...I would probably catch something besides a fish. Which part of Florida do you like? On the body paint...you apply it and I will remove it! No....I have a better idea, I'll apply it...and remove it. Then I'll do it again for good measure!
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OK....Time for Plan B!
Would have gone the PM route but I once had a bad experience with someone claiming that I said something that I would never say. Here is what I'm going to do to you Natglutes. Do a photo shoot which always gets me worked up. Massage your neck, back, thighs, and butt. Cover your body in edible body paint then lick it off. Do various obscene things to your privates then maybe put a big, hard dick in their for good measure. Yep...got to fuck your brains out since I'm going to Toronto and seeing a major league babe. But then I doubt that you can handle a real Colorado mountain man. We never get tired.
Would have gone the PM route but I once had a bad experience with someone claiming that I said something that I would never say. Here is what I'm going to do to you Natglutes. Do a photo shoot which always gets me worked up. Massage your neck, back, thighs, and butt. Cover your body in edible body paint then lick it off. Do various obscene things to your privates then maybe put a big, hard dick in their for good measure. Yep...got to fuck your brains out since I'm going to Toronto and seeing a major league babe. But then I doubt that you can handle a real Colorado mountain man. We never get tired.
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Boob Lover II
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I need to make sure that natglutes sees this tomorrow morning. Great opportunities only strike from time to time.
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But congratulations on your fidelity. I've met a number of married ladies who wanted to roll on the bed. I respect the institution too much to do that. Hope all this self discipline pays off some day. Thanks for the excitement.
