Hey buddy just nailed some girl that was a virgin and....

[kunta]

And he told me it was like throwing a hotdog through a hallway, is it possible to be as loose as a goose and be virgin?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

He has an inadequate phallus.

Straight up.

 

[Freak Show]

He has an inadequate phallus.

Straight up.

Judges do you accept? DING, DING, DING, DING, DING. WE HAVE A WINNER!
Sucks to be your friend. Kinda humorous though. Maybe he got lost and fucked a fat roll or something?

 

[Frackal]

How does he know she is a virgin?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I guess he didn't break hymen, so the discolored blood wouldn't tip him off.

 

[3Vandoo]

This is gross, comparing that to throwing a hotdog throught an highway!!!!


HE weaallllyy hass a small cocktail weiner if we understand your comparaisson!!!

 

[La0Tz3]

of course there are many things a girl can do in her youth which can break the hymen like gymnastics or horseriding etc without having sex ie losing her virginity - perhaps that was the case here. its not actually fun breaking a girls hymen so he was probably lucky

 

[8pack]

And you forgot to mentuion moms vibrator or dildo.

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

"of course there are many things a girl can do in her youth which can break the hymen like gymnastics or horseriding etc without having sex ie losing her virginity - "



my theory on why she is loose involves horses, but not riding on top of them.

 

[frorider6]

I've been with enough women (shameless bragging) to know that, just like men, there is a large variance in the size of their genitalia. Have to use a crowbar and a tub of lube with some. Others require the use of mountain climbing safety gear so you don't fall in.

But since the Fro-man is packin' a great big ole Log-O-Love, it's never been a problem.

If he's worried about his dick being too small as he's fucking a chick, tell him to punch her in the back of the head a couple of times then jam his dick in her ass. She'll think it's the biggest fucking dick in the world with her head reeling and an unexpected visitor at the back door.