Hey BM

[miplank]

LFMAO

Have any ideas about who could give me some good plotlines to get on the Jerry Springer Show? Today was AWESOME...

Transgender woman brings on some dude to confront him for the fact that he "tried to treat her like a piece of meat" 4 days prior. Guy comes on and swears straight up that "he ain't a fag, he don't do dudes, he didn't know that she was a he" (everyone knew he was lying). Turns out the dude has a gf that is MORTIFIED that he cheated on her with of all things another dude!

So Jerry asked the transgender dude, "Why are you here?"

She said, "Because I'm not going to let him get away with treating me like a piece of me."

Dumbassed guy yells, "I did though, didn't I."

So the transgender dude says, "Yea but I just kicked your ass on national TV... didn't I?"

I nearly fell off the bed laughing.

your real life is good enough for the Jerry springer show

 

[Bikini Mod]

your real life is good enough for the Jerry springer show

In what regard?

 

[miplank]

In what regard?

lets go with the entire thing

 

[Bikini Mod]

lets go with the entire thing

What *entire thing*? Please be more specific...

 

[miplank]

I thought your "entire" life was pretty specific

 

[miplank]

you probably want to narrow it down tho, cuz your "entire" life is far too much for one show.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I thought your "entire" life was pretty specific

Nope sorry, too vague.

You wanna play hardball - then let's see if you have the balls. You follow me around all damned day trying to get under my skin, but you are too simple to realize you are wasting your time.

Please tell me EXACTLY what *entire thing* about my life would be entertaining enough to be on the Jerry Springer Show?

 

[Bikini Mod]

you probably want to narrow it down tho, cuz your "entire" life is far too much for one show.

lol I thought you and your homies said my life was "tired out" and "you were tired of hearing about it".... but then you turn around and say it would be entertainment for the Jerry Springer Show.

So... which is it?

 

[miplank]

Nope sorry, too vague.

You wanna play hardball - then let's see if you have the balls. You follow me around all damned day trying to get under my skin, but you are too simple to realize you are wasting your time.

Please tell me EXACTLY what *entire thing* about my life would be entertaining enough to be on the Jerry Springer Show?

Just simply making conversation.



Wait a min, I thought you ignored me 99% of the time?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Just simply making conversation.



Wait a min, I thought you ignored me 99% of the time?

Why are you following me around? I thought I told you yesterday to get off of my nuts.