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Hey Anal

It hasn't happened yet. Don't tell me you didn't read the invitation throughly.
 
haha. i will kill you. spent i heard you were there but spent the entire time pantless in the jacuzzi with your asshole firmly planted on one of the nozzles while your open mouth bubbled out man cum.

I just want to know if they got their fat asses kicked or if they were allowed to remain at the party but allowed only to stand in the corner and eat cheeseburgers.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
It hasn't happened yet. Don't tell me you didn't read the invitation throughly.
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Yes I read it, but apparently not thoroughly enough because I thought it was the weekend that fro went down there. What will happen to any and all fatties in attendance? Will you and the rest of Dorothy's friends kill them and then roast them on a spit?
 
frorider6 said:
Where's my invitation? And don't give me that shit about it getting lost in the mail. :finger:
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Brother, you DO NOT know the can of worms you are opening.
 
supersizeme said:
haha. i will kill you. spent i heard you were there but spent the entire time pantless in the jacuzzi with your asshole firmly planted on one of the nozzles while your open mouth bubbled out man cum.

I just want to know if they got their fat asses kicked or if they were allowed to remain at the party but allowed only to stand in the corner and eat cheeseburgers.
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LOL!!

Dude, this naturist is nothing but buff guys. There are no fatties here. They are discriminating. Not just against fat people, but hairy people as well. This crowd will be shaved, waxed, plucked, and lubed to fuck.
 
You.... in the corner now. And take this cheeseburger with you. Don't touch the tofu.
 
frorider6 said:


Okay, is that some kind of gay thing or something? What can of worms exactly did I open?

:D
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Needless to say, the board found out about your plot.
 
vomit.jpg
 
I was all like, shit that guy has killer abs and then scrolled up to read the announcement and looked back over and I was like - ahh, the old pictures of penis at work again... and closed the window.

bastards.

all of ya.
 
fro we aren't buying the enagement coverup crap you keep dishing us. just enjoy the party and thank Anal on the way out.

Anal - I'm going to hire a hairy, naked fattie(DOT - hit me back on PM, brother) to go undercover to your party and report live to elite the events that are taking place. We're talking hidden in-ass microphones and video camera eyeglasses to capture all the action. This will prove to the world once and for all that you bang chicks, and that this whole "I like dudes" thing is nothing but a farce.
 
Days of the Tantric said:
The title of this thread cracks me up. "Hey Anal".

I picture SSME standing up and yelling this at his boy scout camping trips while he drops his pants and bends over.
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Like the Jim Carrey routine where he makes his ass flap and speak.
 
Yeah! Yal'll bitches better show my future wife some respect around here.

You got that chicken pot pie in the oven yet?
 
is fro going to wear that little outfit your snowman has on in your avatar the night of the wedding when you bed him for the very first time? or is he going to strut around in that getup at the pool party?
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Yeah! Yal'll bitches better show my future wife some respect around here.

You got that chicken pot pie in the oven yet?
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You better stop fronting there bitch. You know we agreed that you were going to be the wife. But if you want to puff out your chest and brag to your buddies that you're "the man" then go ahead. When the day's over, I know who'll be wearing the apron and greasing up their brown eye with Crisco. And it ain't gonna be me.

Bitch, make me some pie!
 
frorider6 said:


You better stop fronting there bitch. You know we agreed that you were going to be the wife. But if you want to puff out your chest and brag to your buddies that you're "the man" then go ahead. When the day's over, I know who'll be wearing the apron and greasing up their brown eye with Crisco. And it ain't gonna be me.

Bitch, make me some pie!
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Sure honey. Whatever you say. Think you can give your wife a blow job tonight?
 
lol

This is like reading a steamy, Astro-glide dripping man love novel. You two better reconcile by the time this party takes place otherwise fro's gonna leave you for some twink in assless chaps and gun holsters with tubes of KY in them that he'll be flirting with at the party.
 
supersizeme said:
lol
fro's gonna leave you for some twink in assless chaps and gun holsters with tubes of KY in them that he'll be flirting with at the party.
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So now I know what you'll be wearing......
 
HumorMe said:





Thanks Anal for the visual.
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Thank me when you see the pics.

For a couple of dollars, I may let you see pics of the IFBB Pro who is going to be here as well.
 
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