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HELP! My wife's clock is ticking...

MOmedic

MOmedic

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so loud it's keeping me awake at night. Anyone have any suggestions as to how I can "hit the snooze button" for a while?
 
Tell her your not going to work if you don't get enough sleep and she will need to work more to make up for said missed money/work hours.
OR
Borrow someone elses kid for a couple of weeks or whatever. Then, make her take care of it..... EVEN when her friends want to go out on the weekend---SHE stays home.
OR
Buy her an egg. Put it in a basket. Tell her to not lose or break it for a whole month. Even if it doesn't work, it will be funny as hell watching her carry an egg around.
 
Gymgurl said:
Get her prego and shut her up for awhile
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Sounds good but what if he's not ready
OR
What if he thinks they need to wait for a little bit for some other reason?
 
Get a vasectomy and tell her you're ready to start trying to have a baby. You'll be getting laid like nobody's business.....
 
simple if she's snoring all night all you have to do i cold cock her in the nose for a clean break, and if your strike was a good one then she would need surgery and VOILA no more noise!

how do you think the cavemen did it?
 
myway said:
Close. I think he's talking about a loud wife with a ticking, biological clock. :)
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So by loud you mean horny? Man, I need to brush up on my analogies...

*Starts studying MAT book*



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So the wife is a loudmouth? But how does this relate to her biological clock? And why does this keep the OP awake at night now... wouldn't he be used to her being loud at night? Wait, do you mean she snores?



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samoth said:
So the wife is a loudmouth? But how does this relate to her biological clock? And why does this keep the OP awake at night now... wouldn't he be used to her being loud at night? Wait, do you mean she snores?



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I think he means she won't let him sleep because she wants him to tend to her biological clock.
 
myway said:
I think he means she won't let him sleep because she wants him to tend to her biological clock.
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Ohhhh... so she wants to procreate so she may bare young? But he doesn't want kids and/or sex?

I'm starting to understand... although I don't see how I could have possibly known that from the OP, lol. Maybe I'm too young or naive or something.




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samoth said:
Ohhhh... so she wants to procreate so she may bare young? But he doesn't want kids and/or sex?

I'm starting to understand... although I don't see how I could have possibly known that from the OP, lol. Maybe I'm too young or naive or something.




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It's okay, you can ask healother for instructions on these things.


HTH
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LOL, I didn't think this thread would generate these replies. Heather, I would love to do my manly duty, but she's in school and I want her to finish before we have a young'un. It doesn't help that my best friend had a baby last year and another close one is expecting, which she doesn't know yet and we're afraid to tell her (until the bomb shelter is complete anyway) BTW, congrats to you.
 
Samoth, you're great. Being a science person myself, I can relate to your posts. I was emphasizing the fact that when my wife finds out that our friend is pregnant before she is and I knew about it before she did, Hiroshima and Nagasaki will be knocked out of the top spots on the "Great Explosions in History" list.
 
Hmm, somehow I thought that making sure we were ready financially ready and assuring that we have time to dedicate to our child and school or work was being a man. My bad. Maybe after my sissyjunction trip, i'll venture over to worthlessbabydaddy.com
 
MOmedic said:
Hmm, somehow I thought that making sure we were ready financially ready and assuring that we have time to dedicate to our child and school or work was being a man. My bad. Maybe after my sissyjunction trip, i'll venture over to worthlessbabydaddy.com
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Bor, you'll never be financially ready for a kid...hence my secret vasectomy suggestion. Just sayin'
 
MOmedic said:
Hmm, somehow I thought that making sure we were ready financially ready and assuring that we have time to dedicate to our child and school or work was being a man. My bad. Maybe after my sissyjunction trip, i'll venture over to worthlessbabydaddy.com
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Hmmm. After thinking about the options, I think ur original thinking was on point. :)
 
MOmedic said:
LOL, I didn't think this thread would generate these replies. Heather, I would love to do my manly duty, but she's in school and I want her to finish before we have a young'un. It doesn't help that my best friend had a baby last year and another close one is expecting, which she doesn't know yet and we're afraid to tell her (until the bomb shelter is complete anyway) BTW, congrats to you.
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Ah well, just lay the pipe then and fake coming in her, then pull out and come between the bed and the wall. Gets messy, but it will be a long time before she figures it out.
 
myway said:
Hmm. I wonder what her mother would say?
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She'd side with me cuz I'm her fav. Not to mention her younger sister has three kids whose baby daddy is on the run in FL dodging child support. Hmm, I wonder why I'm not jumping right into this?
 
MOmedic said:
Thanks MW. I'm running out of bright, shiny things to distract her.
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Have her do the math for how much it would cost to take care of a baby for one month. Have her come up with a budget to make it work with the new expenses for each month(if the math challenge doesn't change her mind, maybe the lack of play-money will). Have her come up with a schedule of how she could still do everything she NEEDS to do, now, AND care for a baby.
THEN
Come up with a plan of how things "could be" if she would only wait a little longer. Show her how a little more time planning for the future could positively impact the money and quality time the two of you should have for your child.
Ask her what's REALLY important.
 
MOmedic said:
She'd side with me cuz I'm her fav. Not to mention her younger sister has three kids whose baby daddy is on the run in FL dodging child support. Hmm, I wonder why I'm not jumping right into this?
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Vasectomies are cheap bor....just sayin'
 
myway said:
Have her do the math for how much it would cost to take care of a baby for one month. Have her come up with a budget to make it work with the new expenses for each month(if the math challenge doesn't change her mind, maybe the lack of play-money will). Have her come up with a schedule of how she could still do everything she NEEDS to do, now, AND care for a baby.
THEN
Come up with a plan of how things "could be" if she would only wait a little longer. Show her how a little more time planning for the future could positively impact the money and quality time the two of you should have for your child.
Ask her what's REALLY important.
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Great, now the poor girl would NEVER have children.
 
MOmedic said:
She'd side with me cuz I'm her fav. Not to mention her younger sister has three kids whose baby daddy is on the run in FL dodging child support. Hmm, I wonder why I'm not jumping right into this?
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Just joking, by the way. Do whatever makes you happy. =-)
 
27, which apparently is the magic number for the estrogen explosion. I keep trying to tell her that alot of women are waiting until later in life (after careers are started) to have kids and that she has plenty of time.
 
MOmedic said:
27, which apparently is the magic number for the estrogen explosion. I keep trying to tell her that alot of women are waiting until later in life (after careers are started) to have kids and that she has plenty of time.
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EXACTLY. HR got knocked up just fine and she's 30something. I think if it's a diff. of only a couple of years but it would make a huge improvement for time and income(she's trying to finish school) then waiting would be the key. BUT my opinion doesn't really count if you can't convince her of the same thing.
 
MOmedic said:
27, which apparently is the magic number for the estrogen explosion. I keep trying to tell her that alot of women are waiting until later in life (after careers are started) to have kids and that she has plenty of time.
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Yep...I waited until 31 but at 28 I was dying for a baby....Oh if I would have only known lol
 
MOmedic said:
27, which apparently is the magic number for the estrogen explosion. I keep trying to tell her that alot of women are waiting until later in life (after careers are started) to have kids and that she has plenty of time.
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It's just a very personal thing that each person has to decide on their own. She may want to have them younger so that they are out of the nest while you guys are still in your 40's. I wasn't really trying to get pregnant and got pregnant at 36, so she really doesn't have to worry about that.
 
I was 44 when we had our first child, and 50 when we adopted our daughter. There's certainly no harm in waiting until you're ready.
 
georgie24 said:
simple if she's snoring all night all you have to do i cold cock her in the nose for a clean break, and if your strike was a good one then she would need surgery and VOILA no more noise!

how do you think the cavemen did it?
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I'm thinking there was a waiting list for surgeries, back then.
 
LOL, believe me, I'd pay to have that tune in my head 24/7. If I have to hear "i want a baby" or listen to her sigh whenever there's a pampers commercial on, I'm gonna gnaw off my own ears.
 
LOL, believe me, I'd pay to have that tune in my head 24/7. If I have to hear "i want a baby" or listen to her sigh whenever there's a pampers commercial on, I'm gonna gnaw off my own ears.
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All I have to say is I hear ya. Once they reach that age and are married they want a baby right away. Just wait after you do descide to have this one, very soon after that she'll want another one...hahahahaha. Good luck, but if you are not ready than dont give in. Having a baby COMPLETELY CHANGES YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!! IT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU THINK ABOUT HOW DIFFERENT IT WILL BE MULTIPLY THAT BY 50 AND THATS HOW DIFFERENT IT IS.
It took me a while to adjust to having a baby, initially I hated it(being a parent), but now I got use to it. Dont get me wrong, having a baby is like nothing else in this world, and seeing them grow up and accomplish the little things in life is great, but you could easily lose yourself. And from what I see most women do lose themselves for years after having a baby, they feel like they now have to be"mom" and not themselves. When you do feel like its the right time for you than you will love it, but until then tell her how you feel.
 
MOmedic said:
LOL, believe me, I'd pay to have that tune in my head 24/7. If I have to hear "i want a baby" or listen to her sigh whenever there's a pampers commercial on, I'm gonna gnaw off my own ears.
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Do you think, at this point in your life, that you can do anything and everything humanly possible for a child? If not, I would explain that and why you want to wait.



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