He-Man was a racist homosexual into bestiality. (proof inside)

[Warik]

Note the way Latimer's text alludes to deeper signification by a kind of epistrophe of the present suspicion -- that He-man and his minons wish to be penetrated in their deepest recesses. (Denial actually inflames suspicion.) Yes, it's a true example of a poststructural metaphorical displacement.

You should have been a high school English teacher.

I can imagine you starting a class with those sentences only to hear the sounds of students hurridly sifting through their backpacks to retrieve a pen and paper on which to write this nonsense while you fight the urge to collapse in laughter.

My 11th grade teacher was able to keep this up without laughing once. I think the only time he really laughed hard was when he asked me why I wasn't taking notes and I told him I'd rent the movie.

-Warik

 

[HansNZ]

I had the BIGGEST crush on He-Man when I was a kid.

Warik, this explains something about the nature of your posts on the "Is he straight" thread.

Did you know that guys in denial about their sexuality quite genuinely believe that they are not gay?

 

[spentagn]

Did you know that people who constantly call other people gay are generally gay themselves?

 

[HansNZ]

Did you know that people who constantly call other people gay are generally gay themselves?

If this is directed at me then isn't the answer to that obvious from my post?

 

[Latimer]

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."



"Chicanery will always make them happy."

 

[spentagn]

If this is directed at me then isn't the answer to that obvious from my post?

That was directed at most the posters on this thread. And yes, it was obvious from your previous post

 

[Warik]

Did you know that guys in denial about their sexuality quite genuinely believe that they are not gay?

Did you know that guys certain of their heterosexuality also genuinely believe that they are not gay?

By your logic, everyone in the world is gay.

Duh.

-Warik

 

[Latimer]

-Warik

Hey, I thought Skeletor was taking over He-Man.org on the 23rd? I just checked it and it was all a ploy to introduce the new site design.

 

[musclebrains]

Did you know, above all, an overly serious attitude -- especially one that fails to pick up self-deprecation in others -- is a sure sign of heterosexuality in men?

 

[musclebrains]

You should have been a high school English teacher.

I can imagine you starting a class with those sentences only to hear the sounds of students hurridly sifting through their backpacks to retrieve a pen and paper on which to write this nonsense while you fight the urge to collapse in laughter.

My 11th grade teacher was able to keep this up without laughing once. I think the only time he really laughed hard was when he asked me why I wasn't taking notes and I told him I'd rent the movie.

-Warik

Oh lighten up. You shoulda been Bill Clinton's affadavit writer, since 98 percent of your responding posts are in the vein of his "that depends on the meaning of is" rhetoric.

Anyway, far be it from me to argue about Derrida when you and your 11th grade classmates have passed judgement.