Have you had your recommended daily servings of vegetables?

[slat1]

His ass is huge

I wonder how many carrots he has stuck up there?

 

[vixensghost]

Q: How to you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

 

[slat1]

Q: How to you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

I am so ashamed I laughed at that!

 

[H_T_]

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

 

[vixensghost]

Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: Use tomato paste.

 

[javaguru]

Lulu...you have a fruit mixed in with your vegetables.

 

[vixensghost]

Oh shit, I might get banned for this one...

Q: How do you turn a fruit into a vegtable?
A: Aids


It was nice chatting with you all. lol

 

[H_T_]

A guy has celery sticking out of one ear, lettuce out of the other, and a zucchini up his nose.

He goes to the doctor and asks him what's wrong.

The doctor tells him, "Well, for one thing, you're not eating right."

 

[vixensghost]

lol

 

[jnevin]

How much Karma will someone give me to jerk off to that picture?

LOL @ you making it sound like you haven't yet.