Have You Ever......

[H_T_]

seen your parents naked or walked in on them having sex? don't fucking lie to me.....isn't it the most disturbing event? you can't unsee something....

 

[PICK3]

I'm still trying to work that out in therapy.

 

[Smurfy]

I walked in on them one Sunday morning when I was 13. Luckily I recall they were mostly under the covers but I knew what was going on. Fucking horrifying.

 

[H_T_]

parents shouldn't be allowed to do it during daylight hours, speaking from a kids POV.

 

[pdaddy]

Never saw them but certainly heard them, mom is quite the screamer.

 

[HiDnGoD]

I've sen my Dad naked, change rooms & stuff. I saw my Mom naked, just standing there talking on the phone, when I was about 8 & she thought I was out fishing.

My daughter caught the wife & I once, but we were mostly under the covers & it was about 23:30. She was about 6 or 7, & she says she still remembers it.

Daughter almost caught me workin it once. She was in H.S. & I got hurt at work, so I went home early. She was skippin school & I saw her walk by the window as she was sneakin through the back yard.

 

[H_T_]

Never saw them but certainly heard them, mom is quite the screamer.

uh. oh sweet holy mother. ever have friends over when it happened? *curls up & starts rocking back and forth*

 

[starfish]

No, thank goodness

 

[pdaddy]

I had an ex-girlfriend I used to live with that had a 4yr old. Well one night we got to it on the living room couch while the little one was put to bed hrs before. I'm on top and look up and her daughter is standing less then a foot away from us. There were no blankets on us at all. She could have been standing there for minutes for all I knew.

Well she never brought it up or said anything to me or her mother about it. I think she's traumatized for life and it will be deeply buried in her subconscious.

 

[H_T_]

I've sen my Dad naked, change rooms & stuff. I saw my Mom naked, just standing there talking on the phone, when I was about 8 & she thought I was out fishing.

My daughter caught the wife & I once, but we were mostly under the covers & it was about 23:30. She was about 6 or 7, & she says she still remembers it.

Daughter almost caught me workin it once. She was in H.S. & I got hurt at work, so I went home early. She was skippin school & I saw her walk by the window as she was sneakin through the back yard.

i never lost a boner quicker than when one of my ex's kids started jiggling the door saying "Mom, are you ok?" the kid thought someone was hurting his ma. maximum flaccidity achieved. a trauma team of professional fluffers couldn't have brought me back.