Dear God and supple baby Jesus!
What`s wrong with you people????????
I came here to learn about diet and fitness....only to be suBjected to THIS????
I, myself, am a good god-fearing NORMAL heterosexual man...and dont see how a discussion of this nature is helpfull to anyone. It is only promoting a hedonistic lifestyle that goes against what Jesus and the scriptures say.
"a man who layeth with another man...shall be put to death"
See???
The bible doesnt lie, you bitchnecks. If you ass-ponys put as much time and effort into reading the good book...as you do into subversive ass-piracy...this would be a better world.
Repent now sinners......or the hand of god will reach deep into each and every oriface on your worthlesss carcasses and render you lame!
...and just for the record....I am straight......very straight. Those here who know me might bring up the (very) few times during childhood where I was forced to show the police where the bad man touched me, on a doll. But.....now that much time has passed, I am quite certain that I made much of those accusations up. I dont think Father McDonald really did those things to me. Its like when you dream sometimes.....but it seems so real.
And others might point thier fingers at me and say........."hey, how can you be so judgmental of this topic when you yourself worked as a gay prostitute when you were younger"? Well...I guess it might look like the pot calling the kettle black on the outside, but you need to realize I was only doing it to make ends meet....(dispite the fact that I continued to do it, even after the ends were meeting really well).
Oh....and some might have a problem with my viewpoint, considering I was arrested for fondling a strangers genitalia on a subway. I`ll have you all know I was never convicted of that!
And damnit....I only spend time in the leather bars cause this one really nice bartender is the only one who knows how to make a martini the way I like it! Thats the only reason!!!
And those that knew my former wife, she did not leave me because she found me having sex with my cousin Steven. He had a sore back, and I was simply giving him a nice oil massage! She just assumed that because we just happened to be doing it without clothes.
Anyways, I digress. Read your bibles sinners......and repent!
I have spoken.
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