Have you ever found a partner that is totally up to your standards in every way?

[ponyfitness]

I think about the list in my head of the girl I would like to date and it's a pretty ridiculously high standard. To the point I highly doubt if any woman will measure up.

Do you or have you ever had someone in your life that meets every requirement you can think of? I always seem to get everything except one or two parts. My recent ex was great in every way except physically, and she was never going to be physically what I was looking for. The previous one was physically everything I wanted but emotionally messed up. Etc...

All I'm looking for is an athletic, outgoing, university educated, tall, thin, emotionally stable, financially responsible woman with B/C cup breasts, abs that are visible, a round ass, strong physique, a good career she excels at, a stable family who I can get along with, able to have an intelligent conversation and never bore me and can keep up with me while getting along with all my friends and having a life of her own too. Is that too much to ask?

 

[jh1]

Bikinimom

 

[H_T_]

standards, schmandards. you get what you put into a woman. easy girls are easy to get.....(a real smart person told me that)

 

[jerkbox]

not really.....I'm practically a god

 

[javaguru]

Yes, it still fucks up my dating because she has become the benchmark. It wasn't due to her hotness, it was her personality. Coolest chick ever.

 

[nimbus]

is that last paragraph a joke?

 

[javaguru]

I think about the list in my head of the girl I would like to date and it's a pretty ridiculously high standard. To the point I highly doubt if any woman will measure up.

Do you or have you ever had someone in your life that meets every requirement you can think of? I always seem to get everything except one or two parts. My recent ex was great in every way except physically, and she was never going to be physically what I was looking for. The previous one was physically everything I wanted but emotionally messed up. Etc...

All I'm looking for is an athletic, outgoing, university educated, tall, thin, emotionally stable, financially responsible woman with B/C cup breasts, abs that are visible, a round ass, strong physique, a good career she excels at, a stable family who I can get along with, able to have an intelligent conversation and never bore me and can keep up with me while getting along with all my friends and having a life of her own too. Is that too much to ask?

So what do you bring to the table to deserve that?

 

[H_T_]

So what do you bring to the table to deserve that?

i can fart on cue.

 

[heatherrae]

no. No one has had every quality that I ever wanted. However, I did have someone whom I loved so much it hurt, despite the fact that he wasn't perfect. I still miss that guy.

 

[H_T_]

no. No one has had every quality that I ever wanted. However, I did have someone whom I loved so much it hurt, despite the fact that he wasn't perfect. I still miss that guy.

 

[jerkbox]

not really.....I'm practically a god

that said, I would settle for a lazy, shy, uneducated, short, fat, crazy, broke woman with AA cup breastesses, a gunt, cottage cheese ass, weak physique, no career goals, with a crackhead family who I hate, am barely able to communicate on any level with, bores the crap out of me, can't keep up with me, hates all my friends, while having no life of her own. That is all I ask.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

No

 

[jh1]

that said, I would settle for a lazy, shy, uneducated, short, fat, crazy, broke woman with AA cup breastesses, a gunt, cottage cheese ass, weak physique, no career goals, with a crackhead family who I hate, am barely able to communicate on any level with, bores the crap out of me, can't keep up with me, hates all my friends, while having no life of her own. That is all I ask.

That's what I said.

 

[jerkbox]

That's what I said.

oh shit...you made me actually laugh....twice.

that's like 2 more times that you ever have before.

 

[string_bean00]

http://www.melissadettwiller.com/


I don't care if she's a deaf mute who tries to kill me in my sleep, she's perfect

 

[javaguru]

i can fart on cue.

Sweet...I know the ladies love that...dutch oven on cue.

 

[heatherrae]

Come back to me, Petruccio!

 

[H_T_]

tongue jacking the fartbox used to be high up on the list.

 

[jh1]

http://www.melissadettwiller.com/


I don't care if she's a deaf mute who tries to kill me in my sleep, she's perfect

Your fucking link goes to a page about 'essential oils' or some shait.

 

[javaguru]

No

Good luck finding a guy who likes watching reality TV 24/7. BTW, who won the Coyote Ugly?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

http://www.melissadettwiller.com/


I don't care if she's a deaf mute who tries to kill me in my sleep, she's perfect

And married I would go geigh for her she is hot and super sweet.

 

[string_bean00]

Your fucking link goes to a page about 'essential oils' or some shait.

I edited it

 

[jh1]

BeanBean...

She's manly..


Does she do porn too? THere's a oral video link on her page.

 

[string_bean00]

BeanBean...

She's manly..


Does she do porn too? THere's a oral video link on her page.

she used to do some sybian stuff anyway. no hardcore that I know of.


anyways I love her.

 

[bigbox]

All girls have their good and bad points. The one I'm with now has built up enough history to be totally attached to each other to the point where it would seem horrible being seperated now. To me, that would make her totally up to my standard!!

 

[H_T_]

Come back to me, Petruccio!

You are called plain Kate,
And bonny Kate and sometimes Kate the curst;
But Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom
Kate of Kate Hall, my super-dainty Kate,
For dainties are all Kates, and therefore, Kate,
Take this of me, Kate of my consolation.

 

[heatherrae]

You are called plain Kate,
And bonny Kate and sometimes Kate the curst;
But Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom
Kate of Kate Hall, my super-dainty Kate,
For dainties are all Kates, and therefore, Kate,
Take this of me, Kate of my consolation.

I really did play Kate in college, by the way. Go figure...lol.

 

[ponyfitness]

So what do you bring to the table to deserve that?

All of those qualities. Except for the B/C cup breasts and the blonde hair and the ass. Still working on those.

 

[seaking420]

Yeah I wonder the same thing too. I dont think it will ever happen, everyone has thier own faults except me.

 

[jh1]

Bean Bean... dang.

 

[reno240]

I think about the list in my head of the girl I would like to date and it's a pretty ridiculously high standard. To the point I highly doubt if any woman will measure up.

Do you or have you ever had someone in your life that meets every requirement you can think of? I always seem to get everything except one or two parts. My recent ex was great in every way except physically, and she was never going to be physically what I was looking for. The previous one was physically everything I wanted but emotionally messed up. Etc...

All I'm looking for is an athletic, outgoing, university educated, tall, thin, emotionally stable, financially responsible woman with B/C cup breasts, abs that are visible, a round ass, strong physique, a good career she excels at, a stable family who I can get along with, able to have an intelligent conversation and never bore me and can keep up with me while getting along with all my friends and having a life of her own too. Is that too much to ask?

Here's your only problem with this whole checklist of yours. No matter who your with, if you stick around long enough - it gets kind of boring. It just does. It's life.

 

[javaguru]

All of those qualities. Except for the B/C cup breasts and the blonde hair and the ass. Still working on those.

She's cheating on you with JH1.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

always seem to settle, but that is a good thing becuase nobody is perfect especially not me, so we both would have to settle on some things.

 

[InquisitivePsyche]

I'm very picky, too - so I don't think you're alone with this. But yes, I do think it's possible to find someone up to your own standard. I have.

 

[Mavafanculo]

she used to do some sybian stuff anyway. no hardcore that I know of.


anyways I love her.

I think there was a nude thread in POW of her and her monster clit

 

[jnevin]

is that last paragraph a joke?

LOL

It is, but not on purpose.

 

[nefertiti]

Dated one who came damn close...almost married him.

 

[velvett]

I'm not sure if it's possible.

As you grow as a person (hopefully) your expectations change so I imagine your basic standards would remain but they would change too.

Much like nontraditional relationship that are "really great" according to the people involved but as time goes on they grow in two very different directions.

Besides, loves is not about perfection it's about tolerance.

 

[Frisky]

I don't ever think finding someone that is just perfect is possible. Near perfect... yes, but perfect... no.

I know I am far from perfect! I am human.


You have some really huge standards there. Physically, I can understand because thats the main reason you even would consider a relationship with anyone. But to say she has to have a family you can along with would make or break a relationship is really silly. He or She cannot control such an issue.

Being sucessful, intelligent and having C/D cup boobs... well, thats all stuff that would kinda obvious from the get go.

As for the bore part... thats where both parties come in. Its something both of you have to maintain.

 

[InquisitivePsyche]

I'm not sure if it's possible.

As you grow as a person (hopefully) your expectations change so I imagine your basic standards would remain but they would change too.

Much like nontraditional relationship that are "really great" according to the people involved but as time goes on they grow in two very different directions.

Besides, loves is not about perfection it's about tolerance.

I'm saving this one. My new quote. Love it.

 

[velvett]

that said, I would settle for a lazy, shy, uneducated, short, fat, crazy, broke woman with AA cup breastesses, a gunt, cottage cheese ass, weak physique, no career goals, with a crackhead family who I hate, am barely able to communicate on any level with, bores the crap out of me, can't keep up with me, hates all my friends, while having no life of her own. That is all I ask.

I like when you're your demented self.

 

[covergrl80]

I am not sure that I have ever dated a man that has had everything I was looking for. There have been a few that have come close. The thing I looked for might not have been there but there other great quality just covered up the things I thought they were lacking.

you think you know what you really want until you get and it’s not what you thought it was.

 

[Mavafanculo]

Smart
Hot
Funny (or at least gets the jokes)
Loyalty/Character/etc
Hornyyyyyyyyyyyy

It usually comes down to settling for 2 or 3 out of 5

 

[velvett]

Smart
Hot
Funny (or at least gets the jokes)
Loyalty/Character/etc
Hornyyyyyyyyyyyy

That works for me....

You have good taste.

But you are a scorpio after all....

 

[InquisitivePsyche]

I think I'm too picky. Oh well.

Needs a great personality, very intelligent/educated, great smile/eyes, very handsome, humorous, is goal-oriented and has a very strong drive for his passions, caring and emotionally stable, understanding of the way others' think even if it isn't how he thinks, be able to carry a conversation with any population of people (besides the whole language barrier lol), good w/ kids, athletic, strong will, leader, old fashioned (holds door for you, opens door for you, yada yada), and I swear it could go on...

I told you I was picky. LOL.

 

[jerkbox]

I think I'm too picky. Oh well.

Needs a great personality, very intelligent/educated, great smile/eyes, very handsome, humorous, is goal-oriented and has a very strong drive for his passions, caring and emotionally stable, understanding of the way others' think even if it isn't how he thinks, be able to carry a conversation with any population of people (besides the whole language barrier lol), good w/ kids, athletic, strong will, leader, old fashioned (holds door for you, opens door for you, yada yada), and I swear it could go on...

I told you I was picky. LOL.

yeah, but you have PETER

 

[covergrl80]

I think I'm too picky. Oh well.

Needs a great personality, very intelligent/educated, great smile/eyes, very handsome, humorous, is goal-oriented and has a very strong drive for his passions, caring and emotionally stable, understanding of the way others' think even if it isn't how he thinks, be able to carry a conversation with any population of people (besides the whole language barrier lol), good w/ kids, athletic, strong will, leader, old fashioned (holds door for you, opens door for you, yada yada), and I swear it could go on...

I told you I was picky. LOL.

Every man on this board has those qualities. Now you just have to pick one..

 

[CENTURION44]

i think your standards are just abit too high...just set it at breathing

 

[Mavafanculo]

That works for me....

You have good taste.

But you are a scorpio after all....

lol I'm told scorpio's are "difficult".

I have no idea what they're talking about. We're not difficut, we're passionate. About every little fucking thing

 

[rnch]

nope. prolly why i am still single and looking......

 

[InquisitivePsyche]

yeah, but you have PETER

Yup - he fits all of these, actually. lol. No wonder why I didn't date until I was 6 months into the age of 20. LOL.

So damn picky.

 

[javaguru]

Smart
Hot
Funny (or at least gets the jokes)
Loyalty/Character/etc
Hornyyyyyyyyyyyy

It usually comes down to settling for 2 or 3 out of 5

My ex gf objectively has four of the five, hotness is far too subjective, but I thought she was the hottest chick around because of the other four traits. Closest I've come to getting married since my divorce.

 

[Mavafanculo]

I think I'm too picky. Oh well.

Needs a great personality, very intelligent/educated, great smile/eyes, very handsome, humorous, is goal-oriented and has a very strong drive for his passions, caring and emotionally stable, understanding of the way others' think even if it isn't how he thinks, be able to carry a conversation with any population of people (besides the whole language barrier lol), good w/ kids, athletic, strong will, leader, old fashioned (holds door for you, opens door for you, yada yada), and I swear it could go on...

My friends call me Mavafanculo.

 

[velvett]

lol I'm told scorpio's are "difficult".

I have no idea what they're talking about. We're not difficut, we're passionate. About every little fucking thing

Agreed.