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have you ever been Knocked Out?

I got knocked the fuck out from a blind side sucker punch. Funny as hell. I had linguini legs for like 15 seconds lol.
 
iv come close, during wrestling i got hit in the back of the head really hard and saw "stars" and was a lil wobbly but i won and it wasnt hard so i didnt get lights out, just a bit fucked up for a little bit

iv knocked someone out (by accident) from a body hit, but never hit anyone in the face
 
I knock em out all the time.

Hold dem poppers under their nose until they lose consciousness.
 
Haven't been knocked out but did get the daylights wacked from me a few times. One guy missed the button by about 2 inches.
 
I have been knocked out twice in my life

1. Was on the farm when a 15 foot steel gate got caught on the tractor, bowed back, flew back, hit a compost wall then came swinging back nailing me from behind.

I don't even remember it. I remember waking up about 20 feet from where I was having my dad laughing hysterically while saying "Are you alright?".

2. I was drunk and hit some dude over the head with a beer bottle. (didnt break). Me and my buddy got thrown out the front doors and the other two guys got thrown out the back doors.

Well they came around and was coming at us, which I was standing ready to whoop some ass. This gigantic roided bouncer came running up behind me and plowed his shoulder into my back knocking me forcefully to the asphalt breaking out 5 of my teeth, lacerations, and unconscious. I woke up for a short time, passed out, then rewoke in the hospital.

Neither of those were fun.
 
I've had my nose broken by a sucker punch. I've knocked someone out before yes, a few times, once at school... Cops SWARMED the campus, not a good time.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I have been knocked out twice in my life

1. Was on the farm when a 15 foot steel gate got caught on the tractor, bowed back, flew back, hit a compost wall then came swinging back nailing me from behind.

I don't even remember it. I remember waking up about 20 feet from where I was having my dad laughing hysterically while saying "Are you alright?".

2. I was drunk and hit some dude over the head with a beer bottle. (didnt break). Me and my buddy got thrown out the front doors and the other two guys got thrown out the back doors.

Well they came around and was coming at us, which I was standing ready to whoop some ass. This gigantic roided bouncer came running up behind me and plowed his shoulder into my back knocking me forcefully to the asphalt breaking out 5 of my teeth, lacerations, and unconscious. I woke up for a short time, passed out, then rewoke in the hospital.

Neither of those were fun.
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so you have fake teeth?
 
alien amp pharm said:
I have been knocked out twice in my life

1. Was on the farm when a 15 foot steel gate got caught on the tractor, bowed back, flew back, hit a compost wall then came swinging back nailing me from behind.

I don't even remember it. I remember waking up about 20 feet from where I was having my dad laughing hysterically while saying "Are you alright?".

2. I was drunk and hit some dude over the head with a beer bottle. (didnt break). Me and my buddy got thrown out the front doors and the other two guys got thrown out the back doors.

Well they came around and was coming at us, which I was standing ready to whoop some ass. This gigantic roided bouncer came running up behind me and plowed his shoulder into my back knocking me forcefully to the asphalt breaking out 5 of my teeth, lacerations, and unconscious. I woke up for a short time, passed out, then rewoke in the hospital.

Neither of those were fun.
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lol did the bouncer get in trouble? i would have found him, and hurt him
 
KillahBee said:
The button. Fighters will know what I'm talking about
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Joe Rogan loves using that word when yakking about the ufc fights he covers. I keep waiting for that guy who calls the fights with him to elbow him on the button to shit him the fuck up.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I have been knocked out twice in my life

1. Was on the farm when a 15 foot steel gate got caught on the tractor, bowed back, flew back, hit a compost wall then came swinging back nailing me from behind.

I don't even remember it. I remember waking up about 20 feet from where I was having my dad laughing hysterically while saying "Are you alright?".

2. I was drunk and hit some dude over the head with a beer bottle. (didnt break). Me and my buddy got thrown out the front doors and the other two guys got thrown out the back doors.

Well they came around and was coming at us, which I was standing ready to whoop some ass. This gigantic roided bouncer came running up behind me and plowed his shoulder into my back knocking me forcefully to the asphalt breaking out 5 of my teeth, lacerations, and unconscious. I woke up for a short time, passed out, then rewoke in the hospital.

Neither of those were fun.
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fucking ouch dude.
 
superdave said:
Joe Rogan loves using that word when yakking about the ufc fights he covers. I keep waiting for that guy who calls the fights with him to elbow him on the button to shit him the fuck up.
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Joe is a former World Tae Kwon Do champion , and in pretty good god damn shape.
 
patsfan1379 said:
so you have fake teeth?
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Yeppers

and scars too.

It may be hard to picture, but I use to fight a lot when I was young and dumb. This "bouncer" incident was the only one I ever lost. (yeah I know "everybody on the internet can fight")

Well I could, but I stopped after getting my teeth knocked out. It showed me that no matter how tough I thought I was, there was always some chance of something happening out of my control. Wether it be sucker punched, stabbed, shot, gang beat, etc.

It's simply not worth it.
 
Lmao @ so you have fake teeth!

I have been Ko'd once from a sucker punch by a well known boxer in my city at the club. he coulda kicked my ass head up but this motherfucked used my drunk ass for target practice I was fresh out of prison so I was drunk as fuuuuuuuuuck my boy was about to fight one of his people Im just standing behind this foo sneeks around and let me have it from side behind I was out for a min. broke 3 bones in my face I still cant feel my gums. He found out I wasent just some ol dor and tried to apologize through the grapvine talkin about he dont wanna beef he got kids? I cant liie thou I have ko people both head up and by sucker punch so I cant plame him too much I deserved it. but my homies and cosins are less forgiving they want revenge like a mofo I told em dont trip its not worth it lol he live right by me too.
 
NateNeedsFatToMuscle? said:
Lmao @ so you have fake teeth!

I have been Ko'd once from a sucker punch by a well known boxer in my city at the club. he coulda kicked my ass head up but this motherfucked used my drunk ass for target practice I was fresh out of prison so I was drunk as fuuuuuuuuuck my boy was about to fight one of his people Im just standing behind this foo sneeks around and let me have it from side behind I was out for a min. broke 3 bones in my face I still cant feel my gums. He found out I wasent just some ol dor and tried to apologize through the grapvine talkin about he dont wanna beef he got kids? I cant liie thou I have ko people both head up and by sucker punch so I cant plame him too much I deserved it. but my homies and cosins are less forgiving they want revenge like a mofo I told em dont trip its not worth it lol he live right by me too.
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Sounds like quite a life youve carved out for yourself bor.
 
yup once in a fight,I call it a sucker because I got tunnel vison and walked right past his two buddies going after him,then they grabbed my arms while dude hit me a few times,I was right out on my feet,luckily I snapped back before I fell.

that pretty much ended my bouncing days as I had other bouncers standing there watching
 
SublimeZM said:
not to mention pretty funny too
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Yah he can be pretty funny. Theres alot of shit on you tube if you go there and type his name. If you do, check out the one with him and the femmanist chick.
 
superdave said:
Sounds like quite a life youve carved out for yourself bor.
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you live and you learn? some of us grew up in situations you might not understand untill you walked a mile in my/our? shoes. anyway Im seeing strait now and am staying out of troubles path thanks for your concern bruda.
 
NateNeedsFatToMuscle? said:
by a punch? fighting head up or sucker punched has someone ever put you out? have you put someone else out fight or sucker punch?
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got jumped by like 6 guys once one pushed me from behind and I was in mid fall
when another guy gave me a jumping front kick to the face.ya it knocked me for a loop I was not out but I was big time dazed for like 5 mins as they were pounding on me.some how a got out of there and ended up in some guys back yard.he called the cops and I told them I could not remember what happen or who it was.

I have knocked several people out with a sucker punch myself though.id say 7 out of 10 people I have suckered went right to the ground ether knocked out or
pretty out of it.most of the time a try to throw a follow up punch but there already on there way down and theres nothing there to hit.lol
 
I've never been knocked out by a punch.

I knocked a guy out in a nightclub for grabbing my ass once when I was in college. Frat boy learned a lesson.
 
ive only knocked guys out with clean hits mid brawl, none of this sucker punch bullshit

i have however been KOed twice - once blindside hit by a guy I didnt even know was there, and the other time, i got hit by a crowbar to the face

and holy shit, who would have thought alien amp was a former brawler LOL

anyway, my fighting days are over, theres too many girls to chase...although i am going ot go back to boxing and muay thai when i get mack home in a WEEK BITCHES woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! :dance2:
 
Never been knocked, nor have I ever knocked some one out.

When I was 15 I got sucker punched by a guy who had a roll of quarters in his hand. Crushed my face, but to this day it is legend that I never went down and freaked out and nearly ripped the dudes ear off. I don't remember anything for about 5 hours. I half remember being in the hospital and doctor saying he couldn't believe that hit never killed me. I had a severe concussion, a 2 inch gash on the side of my nose, my cheekbone was dislocated, my nose was crushed and lying on the side of my face, 4 teeth knocked loose, my eyes were swollen shut the next day, and both of my lips were split. My friends who knew me all my life couldn't hardly recognize me the next day.

I had to have reconstructive surgery 2.5 weeks later. Nose is still fucked up.
 
heatherrae said:
I've never been knocked out by a punch.

I knocked a guy out in a nightclub for grabbing my ass once when I was in college. Frat boy learned a lesson.
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ever bin knocked out by a cock then.
 
bouncing in frisco I hit a 300+ pound samoan, didn't knock him out but I know I dropped him hard..........problem was I thought my backup had his buddy, another 300+ samoan, covered............he later told me he was so impressed with my punch that he got distracted and let the buddy jaw jack me from the side..........that's as loopy as i've ever got, I don't think I ever went out........but luckily my boy got his shit together and didn't let me get curb stomped..........when I got up the real hitters from the club were outside and were handling business. I took shit for being on the ground when they came out.............but mother fucker numero uno stayed down alot longer than I did...........but that fact was kind of lost on them. So for the next few months I had to deal with getting clowned on..........they liked to imitate my expression as I peeled myself up off the asphalt...........supposedly I asked who hit me............but I still doubt it, but shit get's hazy when you get rattled that hard. Teaches you to keep your chin down even when you're hittin.
 
El Dandy said:
Never been knocked, nor have I ever knocked some one out.

When I was 15 I got sucker punched by a guy who had a roll of quarters in his hand. Crushed my face, but to this day it is legend that I never went down and freaked out and nearly ripped the dudes ear off. I don't remember anything for about 5 hours. I half remember being in the hospital and doctor saying he couldn't believe that hit never killed me. I had a severe concussion, a 2 inch gash on the side of my nose, my cheekbone was dislocated, my nose was crushed and lying on the side of my face, 4 teeth knocked loose, my eyes were swollen shut the next day, and both of my lips were split. My friends who knew me all my life couldn't hardly recognize me the next day.

I had to have reconstructive surgery 2.5 weeks later. Nose is still fucked up.
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that cheating ass Tully Blanchard.
 
El Dandy said:
LMAO!! I love smacking my big boner on my girls head. Fun times.
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you know I have never don that to angel.all th things I have don and I forget to do this...Ill have to do this tonight for real.
 
needtogetaas said:
you know I have never don that to angel.all th things I have don and I forget to do this...Ill have to do this tonight for real.
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I like to wake her up in the mornings like that. BAng, bang bitch, take that!
 
El Dandy said:
Too bad there are nit wrestlers like him anymore. I miss the 70,s and 80's wrestling.
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Despite that lame ass Slingshot suplex finisher, he could work a crowd and pop heat off all night until people literally wanted to kill him.

Only other person who could do that back then to that degree was Arn Anderson when he had the TV title and stipulated his matches were only 20 mins and he spent 18 of those minutes on the floor running around and wasting time.
 
AAP said:
Despite that lame ass Slingshot suplex finisher, he could work a crowd and pop heat off all night until people literally wanted to kill him.

Only other person who could do that back then to that degree was Arn Anderson when he had the TV title and stipulated his matches were only 20 mins and he spent 18 of those minutes on the floor running around and wasting time.
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Arn and Tully's physcology in the ring is infamous still to this day. Another guy I loved was MAd Dog Buzz Sawyer.
 
No I've never been knocked out but I've knocked someone else out, didn't even really mean to, just a solid shot to the side of the chin and they were out cold.
 
how the hell did arn anderson and tully blanchard get up in this thread??? That being said...........I've always kind of wanted to give someone the kevin sullivan "tree of woe"........ :whatever:
 
SublimeZM said:
lol did the bouncer get in trouble? i would have found him, and hurt him
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The police went looking for him, but the last the detective told me was that they thought he may have moved to a different state. That was the only thing I ever heard. Police work at it's finest I tell ya. :rolleyes:

GoldenDelicious said:
and holy shit, who would have thought alien amp was a former brawler LOL
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:finger:

Actually me and 2 other buddies were into Jui Jitsu long before the UFC started. One buddy took classes from a Brazilian dude who actually competed. He taught classes locally a few months every year. My buddy would go, then teach me and my other friend what he learned. We practiced almost daily, so kicking someone's ass on the street was a piece of cake.
Nowadays, since the UFC is so popular and more people know how to fight, I'd probably get my ass kicked. :)
 
nah. . .my head's hard as a rock. . .i fell out of a tree once during archery season and landed on my head. . .didn't even see stars. . .
 
Only once and by my own hand. I slapped a gnat that had landed on my head and I forgot how hard I can hit and I knocked myself out cold.
 
I was jacking off to Victoria Beckham and the computer chair slid out from under me. Hit my head on the computer desk, knocked out cold, crumpled necket on the floor like a pretzel. Semen all over the monitor.
 
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Everyone who's much of a fighter (street) has been down at least once or they don't fight much.
I got my button punched once in grade school. I've seen stars a few times. I've put the lumps on a few. There's always the jack-off who sucker punches. I liked sending those a-holes to the ER.
I'm to old to be interested in mixing it up for fun anymore. No matter how big or tough you are, there's someone out there who's bigger or tougher.
 
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biteme said:
Only once and by my own hand. I slapped a gnat that had landed on my head and I forgot how hard I can hit and I knocked myself out cold.
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next time swat gnats with the hand you dont use for masturbating...itll hurt much less ;)
 
BNG said:
Everyone who's much of a fighter (street) has been down at least once or they don't fight much.
I got my button punched once in grade school. I've seen stars a few times. I've put the lumps on a few. There's always the jack-off who sucker punches. I liked sending those a-holes to the ER.
I'm to old to be interested in mixing it up for fun anymore. No matter how big and tough you are, there's someone out there who's bigger and tougher.
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I agree. Plus it's not always about who is bigger, one of my Muay Thai trainers was 5-5 145 and would kick anyone's as on here. You never know who knows some crazy shit. I think it took me training to truly realize that.
 
Cal_21 said:

I agree. Plus it's not always about who is bigger, one of my Muay Thai trainers was 5-5 145 and would kick anyone's as on here. You never know who knows some crazy shit. I think it took me training to truly realize that.
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Def agree. I was in Thialand and watched so Muay Thai fighters in a big money match. I wouldn't want to get in the ring with them. I'd pay to see Van Damm go at it with one of their prize fighters. He's an A-hole, & they're tough as hell!
 
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