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Have you ever been injured while having sex?

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I have had the Rug Burn From Hell on my knee before.
 
LOL

Rug burn
Cramp from HELL in the hams
Threw the back out once - don't ask lol
 
rug burns.

my arch had a cramp once.

injuries to who I was having sex with (aka the victims):

I dated this hot clumsy girl and one time while walking to my bed she stumbled and hit her head on the bed frame. She had a big knot on her head but we still ended up having sex.

One time I was banging this chick and I accidently thrust real hard but my dick went violently into her "bad place" (aka balloon knot). She screamed in pain, and I consoled her by telling her to "walk it off". We ended up having having sex shortly afterwards.
 
The worst I have come to *almost* being injured was banging this guy I met in NYC a few years ago. We went to his parents house on Long Island and for some reason he wanted to fuck on his parents bed.

It was one of those HIGH ass Victorian Four Poster beds. I was banging him from behind doggy style and he was holding on with both hands to one of the corner posts when on the backstroke it suddenly snapped off and came down towards my head. I dodged, only to end up falling off that big ass bed. Narrowly missing that Victorian nightstand corner.

I can't imagine how he explained to his parents how their bed got damaged.
 
Legs1010 said:
My kitty has been sore afterwards, does that count?
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Yeah that counts. What's the 1010 stand for there Legs?
 
Others I have "injured" have been one little twink, barely legal age who was meeting a friend I had traveling with me over in Amsterdam. I went at him for over three hours. He was walking WEIRD the next day. As in painful weird. Bowlegged and complaining that his lower back and kidneys were hurting. And try as he might to clean himself up, he was still leaking lube for another day.
 
I have this slight gap in my front teeth....Poor bastard has had more circumcisions than any bastard derseves....
 
vixenbabe said:
I have this slight gap in my front teeth....Poor bastard has had more circumcisions than any bastard derseves....
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Know how to circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the teeth......
 
don't bring up the happyscrappy and ssme "naked leapfrog" accident of 2000 to either one of them. it's still a touchy subject from what I hear.
 
LMAO! Just last week my husband was on top and about to cum...we were kinda hanging off of the bed a little and he came and SLAMMED his head on the CORNER of the night stand...

He STILL has a nasty bruise and little scab on top of his head :lmao:

heeheehee ;)
 
Originally posted by VooDoo Lady
]LMAO! Just last week my husband was on top and about to cum...we were kinda hanging off of the bed a little and he came and SLAMMED his head on the CORNER of the night stand...

He STILL has a nasty bruise and little scab on top of his head :lmao:

heeheehee ;)

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Which head?
 
Ok..I've been wanting to ask this for a while....but wasn't sure how to...here goes...

Is Anal Assplorer gay like Satanic Goatslayer is a murder or is he really gay?

:confused:

:fro:
 
VooDoo Lady said:
Is Anal Assplorer gay like Satanic Goatslayer is a murder or is he really gay?

:confused:

:fro:
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I can't wait to hear the opinions on this.
 
gay boy

you gotta alot worse coming if you keep bangin dudes in the ass.


voodoo-are you the one married to dexter. i will have to ask him about that.
 
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VooDoo Lady said:
Ok..I've been wanting to ask this for a while....but wasn't sure how to...here goes...

Is Anal Assplorer gay like Satanic Goatslayer is a murder or is he really gay?

:confused:

:fro:
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I take it he is gay. He described DC homos to a T (especially about the "who do you work for" question).
 
LMAO! Just last week my husband was on top and about to cum...we were kinda hanging off of the bed a little and he came and SLAMMED his head on the CORNER of the night stand...
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OHHH VDL you agitate me with this! :kitty: :horny: :kitty:
 
When i was 18 a girl and i were banging each other quite excitedly, rolling around. We were on the floor in the woonkamer (living room i guess is the word) and sort of slid down the stairs to the cellar. There was a runner (correct word?) so we did not get too hurt, but at the bottom of the strairs her knee punched into my vagina rather hard. OUCH! We were nude bascially so there was no clothes to protect my crotch.
 
magdelana said:
When i was 18 a girl and i were banging each other quite excitedly, rolling around.
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Trying to get a visual. So were you, like, 69ing or what? I am not bi curious, just sex curious, I WANT TO KNOW!
 
I think actually when we started to roll down the stairs we were in 69 position, but cannot be sure anymore. I am 33 now so this was many years ago. It is the pain at the landing of the stairs i very much remember!! I was tender in the crotch for a week i think. OWIE.
 
ok.. but I don't think you will believe me on this one...


I was ponding this girl from behind standing up and she was boucing back and forth bent over (get the picture?)... Anyway... one mis-aligned piston thrust and my dick made a cracking noise like a knuckle in you hand does when you crack it!.. right at the base... It hurt like hell too for about 10 seconds... when sucked it off to fruition and made it feel much better!
 
CrimsonKing said:
ok.. but I don't think you will believe me on this one...


I was ponding this girl from behind standing up and she was boucing back and forth bent over (get the picture?)... Anyway... one mis-aligned piston thrust and my dick made a cracking noise like a knuckle in you hand does when you crack it!.. right at the base... It hurt like hell too for about 10 seconds... when sucked it off to fruition and made it feel much better!
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Ha Ha you broke your boner.
 
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CAGED whiteman said:
you gotta alot worse coming if you keep bangin dudes in the ass.


voodoo-are you the one married to dexter. i will have to ask him about that.
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LMAO! Yep, that's me...ask him how his head is feeling heeheehee
 
magdelana said:
I think actually when we started to roll down the stairs we were in 69 position, but cannot be sure anymore. I am 33 now so this was many years ago. It is the pain at the landing of the stairs i very much remember!! I was tender in the crotch for a week i think. OWIE.
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mag, my friend, I don't think there has EVER been a person who has endeared themselves to me quite as quickly as you have :kiss:
 
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