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Have you ever been chased by a dog?

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MuscularWarrier

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Hey bros

Have you ever been chased by a dog. The other day I was waliking when this viscous dog started to attack me. I ran has hard has I could to get away from it and it took all my energy.

Man that was some Quad workout! ROFL

It was scarey while I was being chased though.

Muscular Warrior
 
seriously, a pit bull attacked me when i was 14. i was walking home from baseball practice and it came charging out of no where, got in front of me and went nuts. so i just stared at it right in the eyes, didn't run, slowly took out my bat, and the whole time this dog is barking and drooling and getting closer, then when it gets close enough i unload on its head. dog brains are gray is the bottom line.
i don't feel bad because i know it was going to bite me, i just to this day have no clue why?
 
and i'm not trying to sound all brave, i was literally about to shit my pants during the 20 second ordeal, not to mention cry like a little girl.
 
damn. lucky u had a baseball bat :)

ive only been chased by a dog when i was young. since then i got a dog, and he fends them off. but now he;s gettng old so he'll probably just go off and sniff a tree while i get mauled :D
 
How does MuscularWarrier have any Karma left, I thought all of you would have bitch slapped him with Red Karma by now, but he still has a little negative karma, it should say he has so much negative karma, he will spend the rest of his life "playing gyno with the rhyno", meaning Rosie O'Donnell.
 
Yeah I have. Some fat ugly chick named Ethel.
 
I was playing kick the can when I was a little kid- maybe 10-11 and while I was running to kick the can this poodle comes out of nowhere and attacks my leg- I had to get stitches. Damn poodles! The funny part is that my friends babysitter(who was hot, well I thought so at age 10) made me take off my pants to see the wound and I was all embarassed and sorta turned on-haha.
 
It's to bad that dog didn't catch you and tear the shit out of your retarded ass. Do us a favor and go back to the same area that dog was at and this time let it kill you. You are obviously a mongaloid and you have several brain defects that hinder your thought process.
 
MuscularWarrier said:


Approx 3 months ago in fact I was in downtown Phily just minding mine own business as I was going to school when I was suddenly accosted by a gang of faggots. You may not now this but male rape on the streets of Phily is rampant and when these five faggots surroundend me I could see from the filthy look of lust in there eyes that they were only after one thing.

Unluckly for them I wasnt about to let them have it.

Basically I got my baseball bat out and gave them a severe beating that they will never forget. Yeah sure I took a few blows myself - becase unlike in the movieies no real fight is a 100% clean battle. Street fighting is dirty and you dont get a warning. But in the end I prevailed I beleve because of my superior muscle and JKD. It was after that incident that I came to be known as the Miniscule Weiner at my JKD centre.

Muscular Warrior
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Holy Shit, first a gang of horny faggots and now a viscous dog...
I can't wait till next week, I'm thinking there will be some BAD myoplex hitting the streets and it will be up to Muscular Warrier to track down the source of these "Legal ROIDS". He'll have to find the secret Columbian Myoplex factory and take down the ringleader Jaunmor Finachot. Using his mind-boggling inteluct and armed with only his mysterious knowledge of the grapefruit...can MW save "Legal ROIDS".

Who needs Vin we got Muscular Warrier :fistfullo
 
Seriously...

Here's a tip when confronted by an incoming vicious dog. Don't EVER run! It will just agitates the dog further and the situation will get worse from there. Instead of running away, run toward the dog. It may sound ridiculous but it worked for me in several occasions. (I should know, I'm a runner and dogs is a hazard for me) The sight of bigger creature running toward a dog will make it run away from you. Luckily, I haven't had a dog that didn't change its mind yet.

Better yet, I like to carry a bowie knife strapped to my back like Crocodile Dundee in case of confrontation with a rabid and unstoppable dog. Makes it easier for me to spike the knife through a dog's jaw and let the brain ooze out on the blade when poking out through the top of dog's head. Enjoy the sight of a dog going through a dance of dying seizure and marvel in the stench of dog's warm blood.
 
flex123 said:

speaking of dogs what kinda dog is that in your avatar?
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:FRlol: He's a pomeranian... He thinks he is much
bigger than he really is... He's 6 lbs. right now at 6 months..

He looks like a possum, or a bat.. :FRlol:
 
he said "platz"...he really did say that, i read it myself!!! Damn, we're gonna have to start calling Muscular Warrier "Quadzilla", nah...how about "Tardzill", ya that's the one!!!
 
I was attacked by a dingo once when I was little. No I'm not joking. It happened in Mississauga and it hurt.
 
Nathan said:
I was attacked by a dingo once when I was little. No I'm not joking. It happened in Mississauga and it hurt.
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Were you the baby?

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I must have been nutz!

I have a 145lb rott. Beautiful dog very agressiver towards strangers. I can make him sit for 10 minutes with a tbone in front and he won't move until I say go. This was after much training and a 2x4. Dogs are tough as shit. Anyhow, I love this dog and take care of him before some tree hugger jumps on my stuff. Point of story:

I was jogging and a doberman comes running after me. I turned around and started running towards him. The dog freaked and ran for its life. NEVER run from a dog. He will bite you in the ass then go for your nutz or throat. Dogs are predatory, if you run a natrual instinct takes over and they will chase you. In most cases you can not out run a dog. They haul ass. Besides if you get attacked you will not be able to see him. Go for the collar hold hi with one hand and beat the shit out of him with the other hand. You will get bit, but the dog will back off. Some dogs will keep going if you get one of these you are in a world of shit. Keep beating him as if your life depends on it.
 
I was out for a jog one morning years ago in my old decrepid neighborhood, when a pack of dogs came charging across a field towards me. I knew that dogs ran loose in the neighborhood so I carried a bat with me when I ran. There were about 7 dogs, I don't think any bigger than medium size. But those bastards looked vicious and ready to kill. When they got too close, I started swinging the bat wildly and yelling(cussing) at the top of my lungs. That did the trick, None of the cowardly dogs wanted to be the first to get his brains beat out. They ran away, and my white trash neighbors were looking at me like I was crazy.
 
My ex-wife's uncle who is a retired mailman, told me that a mailman was mauled by a dog and was disfigured by the attack and that he had to spend some time in the hospital. On his first day back on the job, he had his revenge planned. He beat several dogs to death with a bat that day. Needless to say, that was his last day on the job. That gives me an idea, I wouldn't mind trying that on some people at my job. Just kidding.
 
MuscularWarrier said:
Hey bros

Have you ever been chased by a dog. The other day I was waliking when this viscous dog started to attack me. I ran has hard has I could to get away from it and it took all my energy.

Man that was some Quad workout! ROFL

It was scarey while I was being chased though.

Muscular Warrior
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This is definitely the funniest post I've read here.
 
I saved my ex-wife's ass on 2 different occasions from being attacked by dogs, and how does she repay me?
Once, we delivered phone books together to make extra money. She had just dropped a phone book in a seedy yard when a dog charged her, had her cornered and was about to tear into her frightened ass. I came charging at the dog and screaming, of course the cowardly bastard went running. They almost always do. Another time, my wife and daughter were walking their puppy down the street and I was following about 50 yards back. All of the sudden a big yellow dog came charging across the street, picked the puppy up in his jaws and began thrashing from side to side. My cowardly wife just stood there and watched as her little puppy was about to get thrashed to pieces. I came running as fast as I could and reared back to kick the fuck out of that bastard. I hit all air, he dropped the puppy and ran back to his yard. I was so pissed, I chased after that killer bastard. When I found him, he was back in his yard with the gate shut. I knocked on the front door to tell the owner to keep his vicous bastard dog locked up. The asshole didn't even apologize.

I'll save it for another thread about my ex.
 
Im afraid of my gf's dog. The thing has a loud bark but sometimes I grow balls and charge the thing when it starts barking at me and then it runs away like a pussy.
 
I was responsible for putting together a conference at a rural Pennsylvania Bed and Breakfast for some Generals a couple of years ago. I went early to coordinate things, and went for a run to measure and validate a good course.

Well about 2 miles into it a big black dog came out of a yard and chased me. I was already running so I threw logic out the window and decided to try and outrun him. Let me tell you, Carl Lewis would have had trouble keeping up with me that day! The dog actually gave up after I was out of his area.

The next day I drove out to the house, met the folks there and asked them if they could keep the dog on a chain, at least for the duration of the conference. They said they would. I also got to meet the dog, Bruno, who seemed harmless.

As it happens, the dog chased one of the Generals that week.
 
good advice on this thread...

I got chased by a Great Dane when I was a kid... the fuckin' dog was taller than I was... scared the shit out of me!

fast forward 15yrs... I'm on a walk, and a pitt bull charges me, and I just bow up and lunge at him and yell, and he kinda freaks out and gets confused and runs off...

as others stated, it's instinctive... the chase triggers something in them... I think the same think happens to police :eek:

anyway, if a dog is charging you, just show it that you mean business... if it's foaming at the mouth, you might as well do your best to punt the fucker right in the throat as he's charging you!

Forrest
 
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