Have you eaten here?

[WoodyO]

I stick my finger in my sweaty taint and rub it on my assistant's upper lip all the time.

 

[miplank]

do you srsly?

 

[WoodyO]

I have.

 

[WoodyO]

I also asked her to smell my foot once, then shoved my big toe in her mouth when she got in close.

 

[WoodyO]

One of the other guys presses his butt against her back and farts on her.

 

[miplank]

wtf

 

[miplank]

how have you not been sued?

 

[ugotmale2day]

My finger smells like an English bulldog ass crack

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[WoodyO]

Are you kidding me? We only hire people that clearly fit in to our work environment. She asked me to un-clog the toilet once, and when I went in there she had left the manliest poo ever, and also filled the water up to the rim.

 

[WoodyO]

My finger smells like an English bulldog ass crack

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Are you Pdaddy?