If you're looking for non-traditional medicine, you really have two choices:
1) Naturopathy: Put some Mrs. Dash's on your bicep every night and hum the Bugs Bunny song: "Big Chief Chug-a-Lug".
or
2) Plunk-o-pathy: Where you ask yourself: "What would RedScam(TM) do?" and then do the opposite.
Anecdotal evidence suggests that Plunk-o-pathy is 100% correct every time.