GoldenDelicious
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i was never a fan of porn to be honest, even when young.
the way i see it, unless im going to pick the girl up, theres no point
i was at a hotel room once (for a wonder lol) which was touted to be a rocking good party, and when i finally got there, there were 5 guys in a room with a LOT of alcohol, a big pile of marijuana, a pack of cards, all watching porn drunk and stoned off their heads. (i was like, oooookkkkk then) so i sat there mixing drinks and telling jokes while these guys watched the remaining 15 minutes. anyway, the film finally finished, and one of the guys gets up, stretches, and says "well, im going to go and have a shower" and the other guys played along with him until a couple of minutes into his shower, when they burst madly into the bathroom to see this young dude standing in the shower with one hand behind his head and the other hand furiously playing his mini guitar
i bit my lip so as to not scream with laughter (even though i was in the kitchen) and thankfully, the party actually got started later on but i left when the strippers got there (im not really a fan of strippers either, again unless im going to hit on one)
moral of the story: if you watch porn, youre a wanker
the way i see it, unless im going to pick the girl up, theres no point
i was at a hotel room once (for a wonder lol) which was touted to be a rocking good party, and when i finally got there, there were 5 guys in a room with a LOT of alcohol, a big pile of marijuana, a pack of cards, all watching porn drunk and stoned off their heads. (i was like, oooookkkkk then) so i sat there mixing drinks and telling jokes while these guys watched the remaining 15 minutes. anyway, the film finally finished, and one of the guys gets up, stretches, and says "well, im going to go and have a shower" and the other guys played along with him until a couple of minutes into his shower, when they burst madly into the bathroom to see this young dude standing in the shower with one hand behind his head and the other hand furiously playing his mini guitar
i bit my lip so as to not scream with laughter (even though i was in the kitchen) and thankfully, the party actually got started later on but i left when the strippers got there (im not really a fan of strippers either, again unless im going to hit on one)
moral of the story: if you watch porn, youre a wanker