Happy Birthday WoodyO

[puddlemonkey]

I also have a 17 year old stepdaughter that chose to stay with me when her mom left.

uh.. and mom was ok with that? what kind of women are you dating, jeez.

 

[WoodyO]

uh.. and mom was ok with that? what kind of women are you dating, jeez.

Her mom is a pile of shit. She doesn't care about anybody but herself. I'm sure she's glad her daughter stayed with me so she can focus more time on being a bar hag.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Her mom is a pile of shit. She doesn't care about anybody but herself. I'm sure she's glad her daughter stayed with me so she can focus more time on being a bar hag.

you sound like you've adjusted nicely. had you stayed married to the metal your only worry would be when the new Fleshgod Apocalypse is due out.

 

[mrplunkey]

Actually I stopped celebrating my birthday long before I met her. Her dumb, bipolar ass was just the final nail in the coffin.

I stopped celebrating it because it's no big deal, and I don't like a lot of attention in case you haven't noticed.

But since you decided to call me out - I'll tell ya about this birthday. First, a bunch of friends insisted on taking me out, then every last one flaked.

Then my daughter was waiting for me to come home, so she could leave her brother with me and go to a friends birthday dinner instead.

Then my son spent the rest of the evening telling me about his day at the SD county fair with his mom and her new boyfriend. The same mother who tried to ruin every relationship I've had since she left. Also the same mother who refuses to take my last name off her Facebook account. The same mother who I had to block from my Instagram account for calling all my female friends bitches, cunts and whores. And the same mother who refuses to get her shit out of my house.

So, yeah. Fuck birthdays.

Well, you've got birthday enthusiasm from us. Many here think you are a great bro.

As far as IRL issues, all that stuff above sounds like you need some test and a strange piece of 18-20 year old ass. That will get your mind right in a hurry.

 

[shirlene29]

I said more or less this exact thing to him yesterday in plat...I got a "WTF!" out of him

which only confirmed what I thought....

 

[nydj66]

Well, you've got birthday enthusiasm from us. Many here think you are a great bro.

As far as IRL issues, all that stuff above sounds like you need some test and a strange piece of 18-20 year old ass. That will get your mind right in a hurry.

18-20 is too young; he'll want to rupture his own eardrums 2 seconds after her cums.

25 sounds about right.

 

[bigpokey]

Actually I stopped celebrating my birthday long before I met her. Her dumb, bipolar ass was just the final nail in the coffin.

I stopped celebrating it because it's no big deal, and I don't like a lot of attention in case you haven't noticed.

But since you decided to call me out - I'll tell ya about this birthday. First, a bunch of friends insisted on taking me out, then every last one flaked.

Then my daughter was waiting for me to come home, so she could leave her brother with me and go to a friends birthday dinner instead.

Then my son spent the rest of the evening telling me about his day at the SD county fair with his mom and her new boyfriend. The same mother who tried to ruin every relationship I've had since she left. Also the same mother who refuses to take my last name off her Facebook account. The same mother who I had to block from my Instagram account for calling all my female friends bitches, cunts and whores. And the same mother who refuses to get her shit out of my house.

So, yeah. Fuck birthdays.

Cliff notes: Shirls is a huge cunned slunt for making this thread.

 

[hurricane]

happy bday brah.

 

[shirlene29]

Cliff notes: Shirls is a huge cunned slunt for making this thread.

apparently

 

[ceo]

I said more or less this exact thing to him yesterday in plat...I got a "WTF!" out of him

which only confirmed what I thought....

he's gay?