Guys! Why do we do this? I have regular sex with my wife, yet...

[Longhorn85]

...I still enjoy rubbing one off occasionally. This morning it happened the way it often does. I wake up with a woody and I'm in the bathroom going to town when my wife walks in. I am having a private moment (not thinking about her this time), and would like to finish so I quickly sit on the toilet and fake taking a dump until she leaves.

She decides its time to have a discussion about the kids, Christmas, or whatever. I give her only one word answers until she leaves in disgust wondering why I won't have a decent conversation with her.

Honey, if only you knew...Then I finished what I had started!

 

[LivinLarger]

Personally I need to spank it just so I can think of something other than sex, it's nice to not have to worry about "pleasing her" and just do it myself and move on.
If I had to do her as much as I need to get off I would not have time for anything else.

 

[Longhorn85]

If I had to do her as much as I need to get off I would not have time for anything else.

Yeah, my wife would be worn out all the time.

 

[rnch]

you do it b/c.....

you're a guy!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spectre]

She knew damn well what you were doing! They sense these things. But you need to set some ground rules, no talking on the can anyways, that's just wrong.

 

[Bigsatan13]

...I still enjoy rubbing one off occasionally. This morning it happened the way it often does. I wake up with a woody and I'm in the bathroom going to town when my wife walks in. I am having a private moment (not thinking about her this time), and would like to finish so I quickly sit on the toilet and fake taking a dump until she leaves.

She decides its time to have a discussion about the kids, Christmas, or whatever. I give her only one word answers until she leaves in disgust wondering why I won't have a decent conversation with her.

Honey, if only you knew...Then I finished what I had started!

A- you are a full blooded male!
B- She should have finished the job!

 

[Bigsatan13]

Yeah, my wife would be worn out all the time.

You cant wear pussy out. They should make shoes out of it.

 

[Puddles]

If you really want to be alone, try locking the door and hanging a "do not disturb" sign on the knob.

Eh...we all do it...it's not just the guys. Ever wonder why it takes the ladies so long to take a shower and get ready? But...I never lock the door...I'd rather he walk in and help me out. hehehe

 

[rnch]

Ever wonder why it takes the ladies so long to take a shower and get ready? But...I never lock the door...I'd rather he walk in and help me out. hehehe

he is SO lucky!! do you have a sister???

 

[Puddles]

I'm sort of an only child. I've got a half sister who I haven't seen in about 18 yrs., but she's a lez detective in NYC and she weighs about 250 lbs...I don't think she'd be the one for you. LOL