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guys, ive been caught by my parents!!

Strong_Man20

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damn,

just when things started to get good....my parents found my gear and syringes in my room. They have not thrown away the gear yet but they wont me to do it. Im in the middle of week 3 of a decca/test cycle and I might have to stop cold turkey. wtf, i got to convince them to give me back my gear or im fucked. I tried to explain to them that they are safe but they are not having it...they want me to go to a docter and I bet my shit bag of a docter is gonna makes things worse. This damn water bloat gave the whole game away...I put on like 28 pounds in 2 weeks and they were very suspicous. I cant believe this is fucking happening to me!!
 
This is bullshit, test and deca just start gettin good about 3-4 weeks in. You would be lucky to put on 5lbs in 2 weeks. Ur a liar.
 
If you're old enough to have your parents throw away your stash you're not old enough to use AS in my opinion...
 
nimrod,

im a liar?? why would I lie, I actually did put on 28 pounds, its not something I like...I look like the pilsbury dough boy and I hate looking this fat and bloated if you dont believe me then I dont give a damn its besides the point. By the way im 20 years old.
 
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and by the way, I did not say I put 28 pounds of lbm, my benchpress is only up by about 5kg and im retaining a shit load of water and probally some fat.
 
If your parents are searching you room when you are 20yrs old you have bigger problems that losing your gear!

Daeo has summed it up

get a life!!
 
Sorry to hear it. Doesn't really matter if the story is true or not. What do you want us to do?
Suggestion: Tell your parents, that the doc will get you in troubble with the law(hopefully they'll buy that.) Then next you tell them how if you don't take the gear in the way you planned, you could end up with tits like you mother, that going coldturkey will be harder on you body because you must tapper etc.etc. Figure out a good story and cross your fingers. hehe.
Good luck.
M.-
 
wrong choice of roids

Well you did put yourself into problems. You should have used roids that do not give water retention like Winny, Primo, Ox.
What do you think runners take in school for good performance, to be sure the coach doesn't get suspicious?
You should have waited with Test untill you live alone.
So try to get something else to continue your cycle, if you have the money.
 
yes jeffrys,

I wish I never used test!!
I did not expect to bloat up like this...I was under the impression that I would only put on 5-10 pounds of water. I think im very sensitive to AS when it comes to estrogen related side effects such as edema.
 
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hehehe if your living under your mommy and daddys roof play by mommy and daddys rules until than shut up and take it like man. if it where me i wouldn't be spending my money on gear when i could be spending it on rent," hows this oh baby yeah thats good shhhhh youll wake up my mom"??? come on dude sound familiar
 
braidy said:
28lb in 2weeks ftf BULLSHIT. it doesnt kick in untill about week3-4.:mad:

Holy fuck, if one more newbie puts on a flame for shit they don't know I'm going to hunt them down. Anything you inject is active the da you put it in there, but it may not get full saturation and peak for a couple of weeks. I've put on 17lbs in 11 days oon sust and winny and obviously it was all water, had I been taking deca perhaps it would have been more. Don't opn your mouth unless you KNOW what your saying dipshit :mad:
 
If you are putting on that much garbage weight in 2 weeks your just not doing something right man, you better thank your parents for stepping in and stoping you before you hurt your self, 25 pounds in 2 weeks most likly 98% water and fat but only on massive amounts of test and deca, man, man take these guys advise and "watch, look, listen, learn" hey i might be wrong maybe your doing evreything right and its just you body reacting to the gear in a different way then most but still 28lbs of garbage weight in 2 weeks something is wrong and you should no continue you cycle. :rolleyes:
 
I believe that you can put 28 pounds in two weeks. The first time I did Omnadren I shot 500 mg and went to an all day Super Bowl party and ate voraciously. The next day I gained 14 pounds. It is quite possible with a salty shitty diet to gain a lot of weight fast.

As for your dilemma, I would just try to get your gear back and suspend the cycle until you are out from their home. They are you parents and as long as you are under their roof there is nothing that you can really do.

Another thing you could do is stash your gear and syringes at a friends house and shoot over there.

Good luck with the Doctor. I am sure like most of them he will tell you that you need to stop lifting and become a sedentary piece of shit, like most doctors themselves.
 
thanks oragan_cannon and The_Eviscerator,

I guess there are some good bro's that are not so quick to judge and flame. I dont really understand what the big deal is anyway and why you got to call me a bullshitter and a liar. Its not like i claimed that I gained 20+ pounds of solid muscle in 2 weeks and Im a 100 pound stronger on the bench press!!

I would just like to know how bad I would crash if I go cold turkey without clomid?

thanks
 
Tell them your going to move out.... get your own apartment ...become responsible ...HAve a place where you can bring chicks...party with your friends....walk around naked...enjoy life .with your own rules.... unless they Don't give them back...

:bawling: :bawling: :eek: :cold:
 
how long will it take me to fully recover if I do not take clomid?? and will I be more weaker than when I started?
 
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braidy said:
28lb in 2weeks ftf BULLSHIT. it doesnt kick in untill about week3-4.:mad:
I've put 10 lbs on in two weeks with my dbol/test/deca cycle that I'm doing. Maybe some people's bodies react different. Strong_man20, good luck with your parents.
 
I just don't understand why everyone is so quick to flame everybody on this board. The guy asks for some help, he says he gained 28 pounds and everyone focuses on that stat and flames him for it. Just because your body never did that, don't be so quick to judge. Some people naturally retain water easily. I am one of them I routinely gain 10-15 pounds easily.... especially if I am on a low carb diet and then carbo load.
 
Yozzer said:
I have to disagree i'm sorry. 28 lbs in 2 weeks = 1lb a day. No way. Why bullshit? Sort your act out. the bros are here to help.
Sean4ky, do you realise there is a BIG difference between putting 10lbs on in 2 weeks, and 28? And especially when taking deca and test. Why are you encouraging this guy to lie? It ain't doing him any good reinforcing his bullshit. Let's get this guys head straight so he doesn't make the same mistake in the future. You know, it's ok to be a little hard on people when they warrent it.
THE_eviscerator beat me to the answer to your question but I'll say it anyway. I'm on a lot of message boards, whether it be for cars, fitness, or juice. I don't understand why people are so quick to call people liars and flame them. I for one don't believe that he gained 28 lbs in 2 weeks, but how do I know for sure, and who the fuck am I to say that it's impossible. I expect this on other types of boards, but it shouldn't be this bad on this one. People come on here for answers and help. You can't just get these answers by asking a stranger or a coworker. Almost every damn post contains a flame of some sort. If you don't know the answer the poster's question or you think he's lying, don't post anything, just ignore it. This is nothing against you personally yozzer, just a general statement.
 
first off.if your folks found your gear,its gone. write it off.......i dont feel that they will be giving it back to ya. 28 lbs in 2 weeks? dont know what to think about that
 
Yozzer said:
I have to disagree i'm sorry. 28 lbs in 2 weeks = 1lb a day. No way. Why bullshit? Sort your act out. the bros are here to help.

Yozzer, you dumb fucking dip shit motherfucker,

I did not claim that I gained 28 pounds of solid muscle!!
you know theres a big difference between putting 28 pounds of water/fat than putting on 28 pounds of lean muscle! so do not go shoting your mouth saying that I should sort my act when your too ignorant to fucking understand that everyones different and some people are allot more prone to estrogen related side effects such as edema.
 
ok Yozzer,

It doesnt really matter if you believe me or not!
but there is a thread I posted about 5 days ago in page 15 its titled "please.....help need advice.

read it please
 
Back to the point of the post...
I would try to get some clomid. Explain to your parents the purpose of the clomid tabs, explain to them how important they are to you no falling in to a depression and wanting to kill yourself. Explain to them that they are not steroids and that they will help you recover. If that fails, try your best to find clomid from another source. e-mail a mod or something, possibly they could help you.

PS. To yozzer: The point I was making is that I easily could have gained 25-30 pounds of water and fat if I would have continued my salty high caloric diet. I stopped and cleaned my diet up before this happened.
 
I'm 19, almost 20. The only time I live at home is to be on the computer, sleep, eat one of my many meals, or to just get bored.... My parents know I use AAS, my dad used them and we had a nice little talk when I was 17, then my mom got involved. Well, they don't care aslong as I play it safe and don't over do it. I even tried convincing them to get me GH for my birthday, but that's one thing they are totally against.... But when I think about it, I shouldn't use GH for another 5-6 years... Just play it cool bro, maybe your parents will realize that you're going to do them no matter what and just let you have them.
 
damn,

i wish my parents were as understanding as yours!!

I guess my parents dont understand that im gonna use them wether they agree with it or not!! and you know what is even worse, my dad phoned up a docter (apparently) and he said it would be ok if I discontinued the steroids with no clean up afterwards....fcking dick head
 
Buddy, you are nearly 21 years old. You are a responsible adult, it's your life. Try and educate them, teach them.
 
thanks Yozzer,

sorry for flaming at you like that before,

I guess the aggrevation right now is getting to me a little. Hope u wasnt offended too much

and thanks for your help
 
Not a problem. I may have jumped the gun also. I still say I find it hard to believe you put on 28 lbs in 2 weeks, but i'm stubborn. Anyhow, when I was 18 my parents found part of my cycle in this little box I always kept it in. My mum made me own up to my dad, needless to say he went crazy. My car was conviscated, my life was hell. But I kept on going. I was more careful. I realised my parents would never understand. I got myself a career, and a house. My point is, your parents are the old school......drugs is drugs is drugs, they don't see it through our eyes and I doubt they ever will. You must believe in yourself, educate yourself, and persevere.

Peace

Yozz
 
Yozzer said:
I have to disagree i'm sorry. 28 lbs in 2 weeks = 1lb a day. No way. Why bullshit? Sort your act out. the bros are here to help.
Sean4ky, do you realise there is a BIG difference between putting 10lbs on in 2 weeks, and 28? And especially when taking deca and test. Why are you encouraging this guy to lie? It ain't doing him any good reinforcing his bullshit. Let's get this guys head straight so he doesn't make the same mistake in the future. You know, it's ok to be a little hard on people when they warrent it.

I CAN SEE YOU FAILED MATH CLASS YOZZER! "28 LBS IN 2 WEEKS=1LB A DAY". BWAHAHAHAHA

:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
THE BOUNCER said:


I CAN SEE YOU FAILED MATH CLASS YOZZER! "28 LBS IN 2 WEEKS=1LB A DAY". BWAHAHAHAHA

:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:

Yeah, hell I look like a dipshit. Like I said bros, at the time I was on half a bottle of brandy, now i'm on 3/4. Shit it's taking me a half hour each reply. I'm positively fuycked
peace:eek:
 
... uh, guys - who cares? We are arguing over something a little stupid here.

To get back to the original post - my best bet would be to do as mentioned earlier. Try to convince them that if you stop suddenly it could have severe negative side effects.... then maybe try to bullshit them into believing that you'll never do it again afterwards...


Good Luck
 
Yozzer,
i think you have been very dipolomatic and tried to help a lost cause.
It is ggod to see yo have made it up but at the end of the day Strong_Man20 you have lost your gear.
Now if you are old enough, big enough and ugly enough to take gear then find somewhere to live and move out of your parents. When you do you are your own man and can take whatever you like whenever you like. If you want to stay with your parents then live by their rules and put this down to experience.

Now go out and buy some Clomid and hide it properly this time.
trying not to have a go and feel free to call me a dipshit as i really don't care. If you are really upset tell Daddy!!!!
 
Wrongun said:
Yozzer,
i think you have been very dipolomatic and tried to help a lost cause.
It is ggod to see yo have made it up but at the end of the day Strong_Man20 you have lost your gear.
Now if you are old enough, big enough and ugly enough to take gear then find somewhere to live and move out of your parents. When you do you are your own man and can take whatever you like whenever you like. If you want to stay with your parents then live by their rules and put this down to experience.

Now go out and buy some Clomid and hide it properly this time.
trying not to have a go and feel free to call me a dipshit as i really don't care. If you are really upset tell Daddy!!!!

Well said.
 
d00d u think thats bad. my mom walked in on my while i was making fina!!! i had the vile in my hand with a syring in a filter pushing it threw! and now she knows. so i dont even bother hiding it anymore.
 
not to stick up for him, but i think he asked for advice about his parents and about stopping cold turkey. he didn't asked to be critiqued or to be called a liar. yes, it does not sound true, but WTF. help the kid out and give him some advice. bro, if you are under your mom and dad's roof, you have to play by therre rules. second, at 20 years old, personally i think that is still to young to start fucking with AS and you won natural test production. third, if you are only 2 weeks into it, you won't crash that bad. it won't take that long for your natural test to start up again.
 
well Kid if that is sticking up for him so have we all. That is just what we have said
 
I'm a newbie, so all I'll say is this...good luck lol I think everyone else pretty much covered everything Maybe if you get a date with her it'll make you feel better
 
Boy, I can't believe you people. This poor guy just wants some advice, and hear you all are giving him a hard time. For all of you beating up on this guy, re-read the thread. Strong_man20 did not ask for advice regarding the gains he has made BUT advice on what he should do. If we all stick to that, nobody gets upset. The idea of discussion is debate. If you have nothing useful to say don't say anything at all. This whole thread has now been clogged up with flaming from a bunch of jerk-off novices. And as for Yozzer, keep your f*cking mouth shut you dick head. Don't try and sound clever, you're no doctor and every post that you have sent has been derogotary. Totally ashamed that it should come from one of my fellow countrymen as well. Peace out y'all and good luck Strong_man20, just remember to get some clomid bro' if nothing else. ;)
 
Anodyne, the standard answer to whiny threads about "my parents confiscated my gear" is to grow up and be a man. There is nothing we can do to "help" this immature water buffalo, so respectfully take your snotnosed "helpful" reply to the Teen Crisis Hotline where it belongs.

Think about how you might feel, you've been housing and feeding this kid and doing his goddamn laundry for 20 years, and he thanks you by hiding strange fluids and NEEDLES in his room. = "My son is a disrespectful degenerate."

When you are doing something society doesn't understand, you SHOULD expect them to react accordingly when they find out. By not understanding.
 
Strong_man20 , talk to your parents

Don't leave the house because of roids. You do have all the time of the world. If necessary stop with them for another year, besides you are only 20.
It's a big step to go live on your own. Do you make enough money, or are your parents supposed to support you? And if you make decent money, will there be any left for gear, since you have to pay the bills.

Not leaving the house does NOT make you a pussy. Try to convince them and if not possible,i said it before, use other roids, so the gains will look more natural. Buy Creatine and swear "it's the Creatine". But don't get bloaded again. And don't make them unhappy.
 
ok guys,

appreciate the advice, but it does not look like ill be able to get a hold of the clomid so it looks like im gonna have to sit it through. The cycle was for 3 weeks not 2 so it looks like im gonna be impotent for a while!!
 
First of all I know first hand where your coming from. My parents found my stash several times. It really hurt them that I was doing it but they didnt know anything about AS and probably never will. Just remember you are living in there home and they dont have to let you live there. My suggestion is to move out if your gonna do it---I like what some guy said earlier about walking around naked, coming and going when you please---hell---you can do whatever you want!!!! You need to tell your parents that if you stop cold turkey that It could seriously effect your health. Tell them to let you finish this cycle up and tell them that you wont do it again while your living there. This is what I told my parents and they were ok with it. The best choice I made in this situation was to move out. Some of these guys forget what its like to be young and living at home---sometimes its out of the persons hands that they live at home.

This guy was asking for help and I dont think many tried to help you just threw your negative opinions at him.

Hope this helps you out bro.
And good luck

:teleport: The Agent:teleport:
 
thanks AA,

but I wont be able to get clomid and the gear is in some trash can some where rotting away. How bad do u tihnk ill crash? I dont know if ill be able to get clomid and im going to talk to my docter to see if she can help me

thanks
 
ORGANON CANON said:


Holy fuck, if one more newbie puts on a flame for shit they don't know I'm going to hunt them down. Anything you inject is active the da you put it in there, but it may not get full saturation and peak for a couple of weeks. I've put on 17lbs in 11 days oon sust and winny and obviously it was all water, had I been taking deca perhaps it would have been more. Don't opn your mouth unless you KNOW what your saying dipshit :mad:
fuck you organon im no dipshit
 
Shes probably going to be a bitch about it. Just feed her a line of bullshit when she starts the lecture. You could try to get her to prescribe you clomid but I doubt she'll go for it. If not then go to GNC and get some tribulus terrestus and some MACA asap --those are natural test. stimulants. Another thing is you might want to get some type of anti estrogen like Crysin. This is all I know to tell you man, like I said before good luck.

Hope this helps,

:splat: :smash: Agent:splat: :smash:
 
maybe no crash

you where only in your 3d week, so consider it a short cycle. Besides Deca will be in your body for a long time. It tapers itself down.
Your main problem is you cannot access your gear AND your parents know and all you worry about is: will i crash. Take it like a man since you are in this by your own fault.
 
Strong_Man20 said:
I know this is a silly question, but do u think I could make some gains in muscle during the weeks it is active??

That's irrelevant. Even if you did, without clomid you will lose whatever you put on.
 
braidy said:
28lb in 2weeks ftf BULLSHIT. it doesnt kick in untill about week3-4.:mad:

Quit giving him shit about his weight gain! I totally believe him. I gained 80lbs of fat/water/muscle on my last cycle (mostly fat and water) and I prooved it by posting pics. It can and does happen. So chill!
 
harmonic said:


Quit giving him shit about his weight gain! I totally believe him. I gained 80lbs of fat/water/muscle on my last cycle (mostly fat and water) and I prooved it by posting pics. It can and does happen. So chill!

yep, thanks harmonis

and who cares if I gained 28 pounds in 2 weeks. I dont think hardly any of that was muscle although I did feel some strength gains at the start from the prop. Some one else using sust alone posted that he gained 20 pounds in the first 2 weeks and he was only eating 2000 callories a day. So nimrad and braidy, go f*** your selves because u got no business calling me a liar!!
 
Daeo said:
If you're old enough to have your parents throw away your stash you're not old enough to use AS in my opinion...

You got that right. But then again I'm worried about my wife... Does this mean I'm too old for gear???;)
 
I have not been educated! and am ashamed that a fellow cockney can even sympathise!
i stick by my original statements that if you live with your parents then play by their rules. If you don't and get caught then accept it do not cry about it.
This board is meant to be about learning from others and debate (as stated above). It is not about kids getting caught out by their parents doing wrong and worrying about it!
If you are man enough to take steroids you should be man enough to take a bollocking from your parents.

End of subject and if you want to flame me then do so. I am big enough to take it and not cry if mummy and daddy tell me off.

Advice has been given but will repeat. #
Put it down to experience........buy some more Clomid and take it.
Then next time leave your stash at a mates house where your parent will not find it.

How simple can it be!
 
Can you get more? At least Clomid? Honestly, you ain't getting your stuff back. If the doctor said you don't need it you are really F&*ked. I would write it off and start stocking up for next time.

You might also want to consider moving out.

Good Luck!
 
You might also want to consider moving out

are you serious? Moving out because your parents tell you not to take roids. This is acting like a child.
Don't walk away when the going gets though.
Buy orals for your next cycle, no need for needles and you can always say it are amino acids.
 
Wrongun said:
I have not been educated! and am ashamed that a fellow cockney can even sympathise!

When I said i've been educated it was with relevance to the possibility of someone putting 28 lbs on in 2 weeks with moderate test/deca doses. I got flamed for agreeing with what everyone else was saying.
Anodyne you were way out of order. Looks like a fellow cockney is agreeing.

Peace
 
Move out.
If my parents had taken anything from me that was mine at 20 years old I would have gone mad. I didn't start until 21 however. As for crashing you should be fine. Test (as long as it isn't a fast ester like prop) and Deca are fairly long acting and their long half lives will give you a bit of a taper anyway for the next couple of weeks. Had you been on something shorter acting like dbol then it may be a different story. Fortunately you have been on for a short amount of time so your test levels shouldn't have been surpressed too much yet. They will just be starting to drop about now in fact but should come back fairly soon. You will lose all that water and probably a little size and strength but shouldn't be any worse than before you started. I think the mental stress of a wasted cycle will be worse but don't worry, you've plenty of time yet.
 
Bottom line..

Kiss your gear and any gains good-bye. You took the risk of juicing while under your parents roof and you lost. Now swallow it like a man and either move out, or take better precautions next time.
And to Harmonic, shouldn't you be on the treadmill gettin' ready for the Mr. O? Or should I say "Squishy"?:redhot:
 
Dude not to sound rude well yea to sound rude.
Don't post stupid shit like this u FUCKING DUMB ASS.
28 pd in two weeks impossible. I've seen some dumb
posts but this is by far the dumbest post ever.
guys like you should be banned.
Once again WHAT A FUNKING DUMB ASS!!!!
 
Talk about getting completely off the subject... Strong_Man, you aren't gonna get any flames from me. I've been busted when I lived with my parents (a very long time ago) and I know how tough it's gonna be for you. EVERYTHING you do for some time is going to be suspect, so don't even think of bringing in anything to your house. I would even bet that orals (Anavar, Winny, etc...) kept in a vitamin bottle would be suspect. (Even though your parents don't know what it is.) Hell, creatine is gonna be suspect. Believe me.

Although, not necessary due to the length of your "cycle", you can still get clomid. Just have it delivered to a friends house. (Hope you have someone who'll let you do this and is not living at home still) Check out www.lifestylepharmacy.com. Good luck.
 
Yozzer said:


Yeah, hell I look like a dipshit. Like I said bros, at the time I was on half a bottle of brandy, now i'm on 3/4. Shit it's taking me a half hour each reply. I'm positively fuycked
peace:eek:





and you people says yanks are dumb
shessh
r u welsh perchance?
lol
j/k
 
loutocool said:
Dude not to sound rude well yea to sound rude.
Don't post stupid shit like this u FUCKING DUMB ASS.
28 pd in two weeks impossible. I've seen some dumb
posts but this is by far the dumbest post ever.
guys like you should be banned.
Once again WHAT A FUNKING DUMB ASS!!!!


hey dickface, I dont appreciate being called no dumbass!! and if you read the thread carefully which I doubt you are mentally capable of doing then you would have noticed that I claimed that I gained 28 pounds of water weight!! not muscle..but I dont expect a cock sucking jibering piece of horse shit like yourself to understand that. And if you look at other threads you will also notice that other members are also saying that they gained water weight quite easily too. Just because you dont retain water quite easily does not mean myself or anyone else cant....

now put a rest to this post because im getting sick of it!!:mad: :mad:
 
Strong_Man20 said:
nimrod,

im a liar?? why would I lie, I actually did put on 28 pounds, its not something I like...I look like the pilsbury dough boy and I hate looking this fat and bloated if you dont believe me then I dont give a damn its besides the point. By the way im 20 years old.

Your Next cycle


25 ml H20 ED
40 salt packetts EOD
2 ml Crisco

Even my folks would approve of this stack
 
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