Guys: Best way to Masturbate?

[bodytemple75]

Sit on your hand for about 20 minutes until the whole thing goes "numb." Then with that samr hand,...rub one out. It's called,..."the Stranger.

Compliments of (movie) "Gone In 60 Seconds."

 

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Feeling wise?

a jar of lube, both your hands, and some hot porn on the TV.

 

[SorcMTAC]

one i can do dry in bed.

 

[CrayonOfDoom2]

I dont know the best way to masturbate, but the worst is when your on coke. You just cant get off. But sex on the other hand, no pun intended is great on it!

Sometimes Masturbation On Shrooms Is Even Harder . . .

That's Assuming Of Course You Could Ever Get Hard On Shrooms . . .

Sex On Shrooms Is Something Else Because You're Less Than Half Hard The Whole Time . . .

 

[HodgeMN]

Get a tubuler plastic bag and lube it up nice. Put your junk in the plastic bag then proceed to stick the plasitc bag between your matresses and pump away. No, I don't know from experience. I just walked in on my old college roomate doing it this way once.

 

[SoKlueles]

I dont know the best way to masturbate, but the worst is when your on coke. You just cant get off. But sex on the other hand, no pun intended is great on it!

sex rocks, masterbation eeehhh