Group Sex

[novamanms]

Do they still make edible undies?

Sure do. But its cheaper to knit fruit roll-ups.

 

[Frisky]

Hey bro I think you missed a few things you might need with these gals.

12 pack of the beer of your choice
2 ear plugs
3 paper bags
1 quick exit plan

LOL!

 

[the-short-one]

Hey bro I think you missed a few things you might need with these gals.

12 pack of the beer of your choice
2 ear plugs
3 paper bags
1 quick exit plan

with all the toys we intent to bring, they men could exit and we'd still have fun.

 

[Smurfy]

this is quite a disappointment. 98 posts and still no sex anywhere. you guys take a long time to prepare, you;re losing your audience

 

[Frisky]

this is quite a disappointment. 98 posts and still no sex anywhere. you guys take a long time to prepare, you;re losing your audience

Galaxy and I are still taking our injections

 

[novamanms]

this is quite a disappointment. 98 posts and still no sex anywhere. you guys take a long time to prepare, you;re losing your audience

Just weeding out the boring folk from the die hard freaks.

 

[Frisky]

I wonder if GeorgeSpermister will come

 

[galaxy]

Im on some anavar currently so you ladies can drink from the tap if you like?

 

[Frisky]

Im on some anavar currently so you ladies can drink from the tap if you like?

I hear anavar is best on tap

 

[the-short-one]

I hear anavar is best on tap

she wouldn't know, of course. she's only heard it. on tv.

 

[Frisky]

she wouldn't know, of course. she's only heard it. on tv.

infomerical

 

[the-short-one]

infomerical

you, too?

it's where I learn all my valuable information.

 

[slat1]

Its not a deviant sex thread unless I'm posting in it.
I have a feeling the Short One has been bad and needs some discipline. So I am going to spank her ass over my knee while I tell her "bad girl" over and over.
Erzulie can get the lube cause I am bringing the wood.
Meanwhile someone rip those panties off gymgirls avatar.

Oh god. I have to go run some erands and I am all fired up now.
If I don't come back you just know I ran into some Girl Scouts selling cookies!!!

 

[Frisky]

Its not a deviant sex thread unless I'm posting in it.
I have a feeling the Short One has been bad and needs some discipline. So I am going to spank her ass over my knee while I tell her "bad girl" over and over.
Erzulie can get the lube cause I am bringing the wood.
Meanwhile someone rip those panties off gymgirls avatar.

Oh god. I have to go run some erands and I am all fired up now.
If I don't come back you just know I ran into some Girl Scouts selling cookies!!!

I was wondering where the hell you were at!

wood.... Please watch for splinters this time

 

[slat1]

I was wondering where the hell you were at!

wood.... Please watch for splinters this time

With all due respect.
Shut up and put your face in the fucking pillow already!

 

[the-short-one]

Its not a deviant sex thread unless I'm posting in it.
I have a feeling the Short One has been bad and needs some discipline. So I am going to spank her ass over my knee while I tell her "bad girl" over and over.
Erzulie can get the lube cause I am bringing the wood.
Meanwhile someone rip those panties off gymgirls avatar.

Oh god. I have to go run some erands and I am all fired up now.
If I don't come back you just know I ran into some Girl Scouts selling cookies!!!

***(wet panties)***

 

[galaxy]

I think Slat probably sensed this thread and found himself strangely drawn to his computer. His spider senses were going off.LOL

 

[novamanms]

I was wondering where the hell you were at!

wood.... Please watch for splinters this time

Time for me to sit back and watch with my pocket fisherman.

 

[Frisky]

With all due respect.
Shut up and put your face in the fucking pillow already!

ass up face down...

 

[slat1]

I think Slat probably sensed this thread and found himself strangely drawn to his computer. His spider senses were going off.LOL

Thats it. I am so fired up I am going to order me a Russian Bride and a Phillipo girl.
I'll be right back.

 

[Frisky]

Time for me to sit back and watch with my pocket fisherman.

I thought you were cooking

 

[slat1]

ass up face down...

"Was it good for you too"

I'm done!

Make me a sandwich already!

 

[the-short-one]

I thought you were cooking

lol

what's that special sauce?

 

[Frisky]

"Was it good for you too"

I'm done!

Make me a sandwich already!

novamanms is incharge of after sex food.

Nova, hold the salt on Slats

 

[novamanms]

I thought you were cooking

I got two hands and I'm ambidexterous....

 

[Smurfy]

more fucking and less giggling, OK?

 

[slat1]

I off for a bit. I am going to drive around with candy in my car.

 

[novamanms]

novamanms is incharge of after sex food.

Nova, hold the salt on Slats

Extra butter, though.

 

[Frisky]

more fucking and less giggling, OK?

slat and I seem to be the only ones ... lets get the group part of this group sex going

 

[the-short-one]

slat and I seem to be the only ones ... lets get the group part of this group sex going

in

 

[Freddie de Lux]

I thought you were cooking

And me? What can I do? What I can do? Please give me a task (that's a hard (oops) question for a sex party)!

 

[Frisky]

I off for a bit. I am going to drive around with candy in my car.

wtf? thats not candy... thats sex rocks

 

[novamanms]

And me? What can I do? What I can do? Please give me a task (that's a hard (oops) question for a sex party)!

You can walk around with a martini in a red smoking jacket and give commentary.

Someone tell Slat to hold the mayo. I'm not wearing my safety goggles.

 

[eat big]

I'm here for the gangbang.

 

[feisty11975]

Hey no one mentioned the video camera! I want to be the director!

 

[Frisky]

Hey no one mentioned the video camera! I want to be the director!

did you read the thread, or are you just having a blond moment


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6116484&postcount=21

 

[mrdeeznuts]

i'll bring the barf bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and psychotrists for all the taramatizing experiences that will happen and sights

 

[the-short-one]

Hey no one mentioned the video camera! I want to be the director!

glalxy wants AAP to film because he's afraid he might get back-doored if AAP is allowed to join in. lol

 

[Frisky]

i'll bring the barf bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and psychotrists for all the taramatizing experiences that will happen and sights

 

[novamanms]

wtf? thats not candy... thats sex rocks

wtf are sex rocks? Is that like horniness crack or something?

 

[the-short-one]

i'll bring the barf bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and psychotrists for all the taramatizing experiences that will happen and sights

PTGSS

post traumatic group sex syndrome

 

[novamanms]

Freddie's gonna need a bigger mop.

 

[Frisky]

wtf are sex rocks? Is that like horniness crack or something?

 

[novamanms]

Whoa, are they fizzy?

 

[Frisky]

Whoa, are they fizzy?

I think they are like those pop rocks, (I believe thats them)

 

[mrdeeznuts]

 

[Frisky]

I'm here for the gangbang.

grap a number and get to the back of the line.

 

[Smurfy]

anyone cum yet?

 

[the-short-one]

anyone cum yet?

sadly, no.

 

[Frisky]

anyone cum yet?

only a few times, I think slat's wacking it off in the corner to pics of girlscouts or something and Nova just ran over to get a mop for him

 

[mrdeeznuts]

grap a number and get to the back of the line.

ez's doing the train

 

[novamanms]

only a few times, I think slat's wacking it off in the corner to pics of girlscouts or something and Nova just ran over to get a mop for him

Fizzy vagina sounds intriguing.

I got something special for you, Frisky.

 

[Frisky]

ez's doing the train

I have a video, it started getting monotonous with some of the slow learners wanting me to demonstrate what deep throat is over and over and over

 

[mrdeeznuts]

I have a video, it started getting monotonous with some of the slow learners wanting me to demonstrate what deep throat is over and over and over

somehow i don't think you got bored

 

[Frisky]

Fizzy vagina sounds intriguing.

I got something special for you, Frisky.

Yay.. i love surprises

 

[Frisky]

somehow i don't think you got bored

i haven't a retort

 

[novamanms]

Yay.. i love surprises

Time to sit on my avatar.

 

[Frisky]

Time to sit on my avatar.

now why would you want to ruin your computer monitor

 

[novamanms]

now why would you want to ruin your computer monitor

LMAO...

 

[Deterass]

Lol.......this thread got to four pages quick!

 

[novamanms]

Lol.......this thread got to four pages quick!

I'm afraid its going to have to go on without me....I'm spent, you see....

 

[Lestat]

Lol.......this thread got to four pages quick!

162 posts of bullshit!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

damn, bunch of old women in this thread

 

[novamanms]

162 posts of bullshit!

awww....you were invited.

 

[ben hart]

B.H. is back in da house. I like to watch!

 

[Frisky]

162 posts of bullshit!

Don't spoil the moment lessy

 

[Frisky]

Lol.......this thread got to four pages quick!

freaking post whores

 

[feisty11975]

Who's bringing the soap to this party? Gonna need showers!

 

[Frisky]

Who's bringing the soap to this party? Gonna need showers!

you are offically not allowed in any showers any more SD

 

[swolenole]

162 posts of bullshit!

agreed SFTE.....that's stupidist fucking thread ever..

 

[Frisky]

agreed SFTE.....that's stupidist fucking thread ever..

shup

 

[feisty11975]

you are offically not allowed in any showers any more SD

shup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jafo]

late to the party as always ...but i am worth the wait


i dont even mind going last ...after all that is where the best should be

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Holy fuck I am little late this but dam

E-FLIRT ALERT

 

[the-short-one]

Holy fuck I am little late this but dam

yep. you missed all the action. why the puking? are you not feeling well?

 

[Frisky]

I was instructed to take the drama away.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I was instructed to take the drama away.

as if that is ever fucking possible around this place funniest shit I read all day

 

[Frisky]

as if that is ever fucking possible around this place funniest shit I read all day

I tried

 

[galaxy]

Got me off. And Qts just jealous im all raw now and cant pleasure her.

 

[Frisky]

Got me off. And Qts just jealous im all raw now and cant pleasure her.

Do you need the ice pack

 

[feisty11975]

This thread will have my vote for thread of the week!!

 

[galaxy]

I still have a boner.

 

[gotmilk]

This thread will have my vote for thread of the week!!

there's going to be tough competition

 

[feisty11975]

I still have a boner.

lol

The fun's over now! Time to fix that!

 

[the-short-one]

boners are cool.

 

[foreigngirl]

I went through 10 fucking pages and nothing happened yet? Damn group sex....

 

[galaxy]

Well i did remove your panties without you noticing.

 

[foreigngirl]

Well i did remove your panties without you noticing.

oh, shit...thats some profesional shit

 

[hardrock]

Group sex? Naked bowling? Poleympics? I'm in! Except for the poleympics bit. You don't wanna see me on no pole?

 

[tiger88]

i gotta hold out to make sure I dont have HIV

but maybe since i hate most of u spread the bug

 

[galaxy]

Any girls still here or is it just the dudes left?

 

[Frisky]

i gotta hold out to make sure I dont have HIV

but maybe since i hate most of u spread the bug

Dood.. thanks for the warning lol

 

[needtogetaas]

lol in

 

[novamanms]

Any girls still here or is it just the dudes left?

Sausage Party.

 

[needtogetaas]

Sausage Party.

one big sausage fest.

 

[Frisky]

Galaxy.. add in 7 more to that 62 dood.. this is a sex party thanks hun!

 

[novamanms]

one big sausage fest.

Unless Frisky can handle us all.

 

[biteme]

Where's the party?

 

[galaxy]

I gave all the ladies i just threw one into 69 karma points?hmmmm

Did anyone mention to bring a bear skin rug and some of those velvett paintings? Im gonna grow my chest hair out for the next sex party too.

 

[Frisky]

im a one on one chick so the rest of you doods will have to sword fight or something