Gross subject, but a serious question.

[frorider6]

Okay, so the Acidophilus empties out your guts? How much weight do you generally lose after a couple days of intestine scraping?

 

[supersizeme]

There's an article in this month's maxim about how Hollywood folk frequently go get water shot up their asses until the butt can take no more water, and then it's all sucked back out along with feces upon feces upon feces. It's for cleansing purposes obviously, but in all seriousness you don't need to get this done. The body does it naturally. In fact going to get these enemas really isn't that good for you because dilating the rectum like that will end up causing loss of rectal strength down there after a while. Rectal strength, something we should all be concerned about. Stick a finger up there twice a day and squeeze to failure for 6-8 solid reps and everything should be ok.

 

[frorider6]

SSMe - The garden hose up the butt is called a colonic. It's also a shitload of fun, from what I hear.

 

[the nature boy]

Okay, so the Acidophilus empties out your guts? How much weight do you generally lose after a couple days of intestine scraping?

I've seen products that supposedly make you shit like pounds of crap stored in your intestines over a 2 day period.

 

[frorider6]

I've seen products that supposedly make you shit like pounds of crap stored in your intestines over a 2 day period.

Are we supposed to start guessing now or are you going to tell us?

 

[supersizeme]

Yeah I couldn't come up with that word. Thank you. I had a lower GI done when I was about 8 years old cuz my family thought I may have some intestinal problems. They stuck a tube up my pooper and shot gallon after gallon of liquid barium in me so that my insides would show up on the x-ray. By far the most disturbing experience of my life. It was at that very moment that I knew I could never lay with a man. I remember having to hold all of that barium inside me for like 15 minutes while they took Kodak family pics of my intestine. The slide show we had later was a grand time. I would rather hold a bar loaded with 5 plates a side in the midpoint of a dead lift rep for several minutes than ever hold that much fluid in me. I remember finally being sent to the bathroom, at which point I sat on the toilet and it was like that scene from Dumb and Dumber, or even the one from American pie when Finch gets the laxative. My mom was even in the bathroom with me at the time. lol. Strong woman. wow. glad to share this with all of you.

 

[the nature boy]

Are we supposed to start guessing now or are you going to tell us?

no I don't remember what the product was called. A year and half ago when I visited EF from time to time I recall a thread about the product. However searching the archives of EF is no longer an option? WTF? Cost cutting?

 

[frorider6]

SSMe - At least you were only 8. You've had plenty ot time to get over it. Plus, it was only an X-Ray machine.

I had to have a camera shoved up my butt when I was 24 for a lower gi inspection. Which meant I had to give myself an enema the night before. AND when I had the doctors camcorder up my butt (an old VHS style one, complete with microphone) people were coming and going from the room like the damn vending machine was in there. Trauma.

 

[saint808]

Once a month or two take some castor oil and get a camera because you will be amazed at what kind of stuff comes out.

 

[the nature boy]

Since I'm an internet genius and I have time on my hands I searched the web and found the site I was talking about.

Do me a favor and check out the testimonials. You'll laugh your colon off.

http://www.colonblow.com/