Good gawd ....

[Mavafanculo]

You just need to realize none of the men here have answers to women either.

And the women will just lead you astray.

a guy is walking along the beach and he finds a bottle, so he opens it and a genie pops out.

the genie says "I've been trapped in there for a thousand years. Ask any wish and it's yours."

so the guy thinks a minute, and he says "I'm afraid to fly, so I cant visit Europe. It would be really cool if you built a highway across the ocean so I could drive there."

The genie says "are you nuts? think of the manpower and the materials and the time it would take... you'll have to ask for something else."

the guy says "well I could never understand women. I always say the wrong thing and then when I try to make it better they start crying even more, I just dont understand them. Thats my wish -- make it so I can understand women."

The genie scratches his head alittle, and he says "So this highway you want, how many lanes you need?"

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[Mavafanculo]

a guy is walking along the beach and he finds a bottle, so he opens it and a genie pops out.

the genie says "I've been trapped in there for a thousand years. Ask any wish and it's yours."

so the guy thinks a minute, and he says "I'm afraid to fly, so I cant visit Europe. It would be really cool if you built a highway across the ocean so I could drive there."

The genie says "are you nuts? think of the manpower and the materials and the time it would take... you'll have to ask for something else."

the guy says "well I could never understand women. I always say the wrong thing and then when I try to make it better they start crying even more, I just dont understand them. Thats my wish -- make it so I can understand women."

The genie scratches his head alittle, and he says "So this highway you want, how many lanes you need?"

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bump for LOL's. Goddammit.

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[KillahBee]

a guy is walking along the beach and he finds a bottle, so he opens it and a genie pops out.

the genie says "I've been trapped in there for a thousand years. Ask any wish and it's yours."

so the guy thinks a minute, and he says "I'm afraid to fly, so I cant visit Europe. It would be really cool if you built a highway across the ocean so I could drive there."

The genie says "are you nuts? think of the manpower and the materials and the time it would take... you'll have to ask for something else."

the guy says "well I could never understand women. I always say the wrong thing and then when I try to make it better they start crying even more, I just dont understand them. Thats my wish -- make it so I can understand women."

The genie scratches his head alittle, and he says "So this highway you want, how many lanes you need?"

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Gratuitous TEE HEE

 

[Smurfy]

a guy is walking along the beach and he finds a bottle, so he opens it and a genie pops out.

the genie says "I've been trapped in there for a thousand years. Ask any wish and it's yours."

so the guy thinks a minute, and he says "I'm afraid to fly, so I cant visit Europe. It would be really cool if you built a highway across the ocean so I could drive there."

The genie says "are you nuts? think of the manpower and the materials and the time it would take... you'll have to ask for something else."

the guy says "well I could never understand women. I always say the wrong thing and then when I try to make it better they start crying even more, I just dont understand them. Thats my wish -- make it so I can understand women."

The genie scratches his head alittle, and he says "So this highway you want, how many lanes you need?"

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lols.

 

[Tryn2]

Maybe so, but, pussy is oh so warm!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

bump for LOL's. Goddammit.

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teehee