Going for an hour long massage today

[smurf2]

Should I make it a happy ending?

 

[zwhit]

will a happy ending consist of lesbian carpet munching?

 

[smurf2]

will a happy ending consist of lesbian carpet munching?

Not sure. Maybe just some twiddling?

 

[Strongbow]

Just getting your ass done today huh?

 

[Dial_tone]

Ask for a prostate massage...you don't have one but maybe they'll take some time confirming.

 

[pdaddyII]

Look at me I'm married to a doctor and get professional massages!

 

[EnderJE]

Look at me I'm married to a doctor and get professional massages!

Pot?

 

[SpyWizard]

you want thte b2b special..

 

[AAP]

Help my peeps win the funding by voting in the other thread (and get your friends to vote as well) and I will use my tongue write the entire chinese alphabet on that clit. Twice.

 

[wootoom]

im looking to get into a fight today

 

[smurf2]

Look at me I'm married to a doctor and get professional massages!

I have a great life!!!

 

[WoodyO]

Do you fart when you get massages?

 

[nangiggles]

Do you fart when you get massages?

I'm prety sure that's extra

 

[pdaddyII]

pot?

wtf?!

 

[wootoom]

look at me, im fucking furious

 

[smurf2]

Holy fuck that was awesome

 

[PICK3]

if someone's gonna rub me that long it better end with me spluging on sumthin'


just sayin'

 

[*ebony*]

That sounds amazing right now.

 

[zwhit]

I agree with pick. If a decent looking woman oiled me up and rubbed me down for an hour I'd have to lay face down the majority of the time.

 

[bigbassturd]

That sounds amazing right now.

Head south =)

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[*ebony*]

Head south =)

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too late, bath is almost full of so awesome steamy water and sweet smelling bubbles, and even got my music at the perfect volume, cant get dressed again and walk away now.

 

[bigbassturd]

too late, bath is almost full of so awesome steamy water and sweet smelling bubbles, and even got my music at the perfect volume, cant get dressed again and walk away now.

Pics or you're lying?

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[youpissmeoff]

Well did you get a happy ending?

 

[nimbus]

captain ft had a great thread about blowing his load during a regular massage. i wish i could find it

 

[blueta2]

I've not seen my thai massage girl in months because I am paying for mindful meditation, but will be going back soon.
Love massages, without the happy endings, I leave those up to the weirdos of the world

Keep an eye out for those deal sites, You can get some decent massages on there for like $30

 

[Power Cord]

Should I make it a happy ending?

Is it from a guy or a girl?

 

[princesa]

Ohhh I need one so bad. I've been doing the insanity/asylum hybrid so my body needs it, badly! Never had a happy ending lol...wonder what thats like


What type of massage did you get?

I usually get the deep tissue, it hurts at first but then it feels really good.

 

[Lumberg]

Should I make it a happy ending?

Yeah you should give the guy a happy ending. It's the least you could do.

 

[Fitguy308]

I always get happy endings from the Asians

 

[zwhit]

I skipped the massage

 

[WoodyO]

eFukt.com | Happy Ending Fail

 

[just...v]

I'm giving a massage tonight.

 

[WoodyO]

I gave myself a massage in the shower this morning.

 

[just...v]

Vid?

 

[WoodyO]

Should I strap a GoPro camera to my head next time?

 

[smurf2]

Yeah you should give the guy a happy ending. It's the least you could do.

Its a chick. She looks like Lisa Marie Presley

 

[just...v]

Should I strap a GoPro camera to my head next time?

Well...yea







Duh

 

[nangiggles]

I skipped the massage

you just went straight to happy ending yourself?

 

[nangiggles]

captain ft had a great thread about blowing his load during a regular massage. i wish i could find it

I cant even find his user profile, I wonder if he got it deleted I also remember SB's chop of his eyebrows

 

[WoodyO]

I cant even find his user profile, I wonder if he got it deleted I also remember SB's chop of his eyebrows

Scroll down to the similar threads below. It's the third thread down.

 

[digimon7068]

Its a chick. She looks like Lisa Marie Presley

oh jeezuz...i'm halfway there already...