Goddammit, I just got attacked by a bat

[Austin316]

christ alive, I just got attacked by a bat, just sitting there watching a movie and somehow a bat got in my room and swooped at me. I ran downstairs scared as shit and got a net. Then when I went back up the fucking thing attacked me, it chased me around the rooom till my brother knocked it outa the air with a net. Then me, my brother, and his friend netted it and beat it to death with a broom stick. I hate bats, goddam my adreneline is up

 

[Natymike]

 

[Austin316]

that is so not funny right now

 

[Sexual Mustard]

LOL that's some funny shit!! Back when I was at the U of M there were bats flying around at sunset usually around my dorm.....

 

[Daeo]

LOL. My friend and I had a similar experience. Only with a bird. We chased it around for about 20 minutes. Finally I hit it out the window with a tennis racket...

 

[amaritto]

Reminds me of the movie The Great Outdoors with John Candy, when they are at the cottage on the lake.

They are inside wearing helmets and huge coats with tennis rackets and brooms.

Funny shit. My dogs caught one in my apartment when I was gone. Whole fucking place was a mess, but they got it.

 

[cyberflash]

Reminds me of what Batman said ...

I PUT FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF MEN

 

[Gilbyag]

was it a lewisville slugger???

 

[Austin316]

my brother crushed the thing, he stabbed it about 30 times with the blunt end of the broom, by the time it was over its heart and brain was leaking out, fucking gross

 

[supergirl]

AMARITTO: the great outdoors.. what a great flick.. "it's about a ten pounder" lol

AUSTIN: too bad you had to kill the bat though you could have just gotten it out your window, now you have guts and brain fluid staining your carpet lol

 

[supersizeme]

Why would a bat flying out of hell be faster than anything else flying out of hell?

 

[Austin316]

no actually the stupid thing crawled in a broken bongo and my brother flipped that upwards and began bashing it, I just watched, anyways it didn't staing anything but the bongo which is in the trash and the broom handle lol

 

[karson]

dude

IVE BEEN ATTACKED BY A BAT BEFORE TOO. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THE BAT I WAS ATTACKED BY HAD THE WORD EASTON WRITTEN DOWN THE SIDE OF IT.

 

[Wraith]

You guys are silly. How much could a little bat eat? Big muscle bound burly men running and screaming
"ahhh! its a bat! its after me ahh!"

j/k

 

[Austin316]

hey now, when you sitting there in a dark room watching a movie and something dive bombs you outa freaking nowhere what would you do? I ran away like a little girl lol

 

[Wraith]

Same thing most likley. Or run outta the house lol. Just a funny image if you think about it.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Awww... bats aren't so bad. You didn't have to kill him. Seriously, just clap your hands together in a rapid tempo and it will cause them to land -- at which point you can simply go and scoop them up in your hand. Here's a couple of pics of my newest bat, I call him Milhouse.

Isn't he adorable? Just gotta love the cute lil' face...

 

[Wraith]

Bats R kewl.

They look so fucken evil and intense.

 

[supergirl]

this is just for you austin...