I usually pick up a friend and she helps me find stuff. I need her input because the guys at Nordstrom seem to have an alterior motive. They tell me they gave me the baggiest jeans there are. I try them on and they are skin tight. I mean you can see everything. I refused to come out of the changing area. My friend made me. The guy said "hey those look great". My friend just started laughing and taking pictures.
Now she smokes before we go and I have never seen a person laugh so hard. We walk in and all the gay guys get excited. I swear they are thinking "watch what we get him in this time".
Its all in good fun but I feel you on jeans shopping.