go ask Spartacus

[Spartacus]

but if you're any good they like your smell
and more

 

[Spartacus]

like thge time mineself and a wingman were grocery shopping before these girls were due to come over
and he grabbed a plastic "deli baked" container of choc chip cookies
me: get rid of that noise
him; they might like them
me: dude they are or are not gonna intercourse with you and cookies
no matter the caliber
isn't going to decide the point

 

[Spartacus]

he put the cookies back

 

[Spartacus]

like my mom was over at me house this week
commented a time or two about the nature of my abode
me: mom, unless extreme such as being really nasty, a gal has made her decision already
they're kind of like roulette balls
or the spaces
either
or

 

[Spartacus]

"If he dies, he dies"

 

[Spartacus]

and when I look in my window
it's strange

 

[Spartacus]

it's you people that are duped
not me
I figured it out
carrion

 

[wootoom]

you will lose

 

[wootoom]

james brown just entered the ring

 

[Spartacus]

on another note
when spartacus relocates to vegas
I'll do poker and will never wear shades
eyes are the windows to the soul
and my soul is my weapon