go ask Spartacus

[Spartacus]

What was your favorite tv show to watch when you were growing up?

I haven't grown up
yet
what's the saying
he who dies with the most toys
wins
but I ran over stretch armstrong with my lawnmower
stretch that
muthafucker

 

[Spartacus]

but to answer your question
Combat!
starring Vic Morrow

 

[Spartacus]

I did read that the most regarded status symbol in the world
is a young hot female on your arm
or whatever
I can do that in 12 minutes
anytime

 

[Spartacus]

so I'm bored
and drink to handicap myself

 

[Spartacus]

damn thaT WAS close
almost spilled half a bud ice on the usb port on the 'puter
would have paralyzed me
like vermont
today

 

[Spartacus]

bringing to mind

 

[Spartacus]

list of activities to do with knew girlfriend
A) buy a whole new computer
B) buy new sheets
C) buy new underwear
D) reload rubbers

 

[Spartacus]

in that span of time between meeting and the act
it's said girls know in 30 seconds or so
if they would intercourse with you

 

[Spartacus]

but the game being as it is
you got time between those seconds
and making the bed

 

[Spartacus]

though more often than not
first time is her bed
nest instinct
comfort level
etc.